I don't have any lube to fap with, what does Sup Forums think I should use?
I don't have any lube to fap with, what does Sup Forums think I should use?
Christian Green
Benjamin Thomas
clorox bleach
Jordan Rivera
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Jacob Gray
Nothing, go dry my son. Lube is for gay bum sex
Kayden Parker
Gay bum sex sounds better than a chafed weiner
Samuel King
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Caleb Phillips
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Jose Ross
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James Moore
Crisco, cooking oil
Julian Rivera
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Jordan Walker
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Isaac Cox
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Liam Powell
>lube
>jerking off.
Dude, why? Oh, let me guess. Your parents had a piece of your dick sliced off and now you cant jerk it like a white man. So sad....
James Powell
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Thomas Long
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Joshua Campbell
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David Cooper
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Jackson Morales
Microwaved peanut butter...it will look like worst case scenario anal and will taste great! :)
Brayden Bell
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Adam Cox
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Christopher Ward
Try this fruit
Aaron Young
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Anthony Peterson
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Blake Foster
^^ this.
But leave the window open. That way if you hear someone about to come in a catch you use a weird voice and yell:
"GET THAT THING OUTTA MY ASS OR I'M GONNA SHIT ON IT!"
Then when they come in to catch you cry and say someone did this to you and they jumped out the window.
Grayson Cooper
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Ethan Green
Cooking/olive oil worked for me once, but damn does it smell awful.
Jackson Sullivan
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Jackson Bell
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Sebastian Taylor
Could I fill a glove with it and fuck that?
Jonathan Hughes
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Kayden Bennett
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Hunter Martinez
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Ryder Allen
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Alexander Collins
Okay I'm done now
Cooper Torres
Was it good fam
Post fap material
Joseph Gomez
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Lucas Brown
I did
Luis Cooper
Do it for science and report back
Samuel Collins
simplest substitute, do it in the shower and use your conditioner.
Alexander Foster
Too much work
Blake Cooper
how do you figure, first the pleasure, then immediate clean up. That is like eating and shitting at the same time. Efficient as fuck.
Isaac Price
Also doesn't that burn
Tyler Scott
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Dylan Williams
no, conditioner is basically lotion for your hair...shampoo, only if you like the pain.
Jeremiah Mitchell
Considered
Joshua Rogers
make a 1-3 ratio of cornstarch to water, mix thoroughly. Microwave on high in increments of 10-15 seconds until gel like. Proceed to mix gel, water can be added in small amounts at a time until desired thinness is achieved. Obviously water will make it thinner so be sure to mix thoroughly. You're welcome btw :)
Jackson Mitchell
i am the kaos. i am the almighty. i have returned from my slumber because you have summoned me. i put all of you on notice. my power is reaching out to you. you cannot escape. your age is at an end. mine is just beginning.