Is it kino?

Is it kino?

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SO I PULLED OUT MY GUN

yes

literally, unironically, yes

SEVEN O CLOCK IN THE MORNING AND THE RAYS FROM THE SUN WAKES ME UP

Well I was just standing here, and Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet.
I asked myself "Why won't Tom Cruise just come out the closet?"
Nobody has no answers, and so I pull out my gun!
Tell me why Tom Cruise in the closet or else I'm gonna shoot someone!

PUT ME IN THE CLOSET

>I said move
>she said no
>I said move
>she said no
>BITCH MOVE
>she move

OH MY GOD A RUBBER

rubber...

rubber...

NOT ONLY IS THERE A MAN IN THIS CABINET

BUT THE MAN
IS A MIDGET

MIDGET

I was just standing here. Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet. Then John Travolta come and now, John Travolta in the closet too. Please Tom Cruise and John Travolta come out the closet! I'm gonna calm myself down, and I pull out my gun! If Tom Cruise and John Travolta don't come out of the closet I'm gonna cap this bitch.

YOU CAN DO IT PIMP LUCIOUS

Yes. And it's great.

>the package

What did they mean by this?

Now the story's gettin' scary.

this shit is so ridiculous it turns around and becomes good

midget

Is this kino?
youtube.com/watch?v=7putw2A4FiI

Why were parts 23-33 so trash? it was boring and underwhelming

Oh shit I haven't seen this in years.
Thanks for reminding me OP

Low funding and rushed writing

R kelly wanted more episodes or a pt 2 but they never gave the money

THEN I PULL OUT MY BARRETTA

Checks under the bed
Then he opens the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Beretta!

I lost mah shit there

Honestly not joking when I say that yes it is. About as close as a music video can get at least.

What is the pay to view one like anyway?

was he in on the joke?

You can be arrested if found with such pure kino

youtube.com/watch?v=p5Ysb4en_Sc

Chapters 13-22 is like a David Lynch film

HE WALKS TO THE CABINET
HE LOOKS AT THE CABINET
NOW HE'S OPENING THE CABINET

NOW WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY TO YA'LL
IS SO DAMN TWISTED
NOT ONLY IS THERE A MAN IN HIS CABINET
BUT THE MAN

IS A MIDGET
MIDGET
midget

Became too self-aware and tried too hard
generally all over the god damn place with the story

BRIDGET IS ALLERGIC TO CHERRY

lyrical masterpiece

the superior kinography

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youtube.com/watch?v=wBwGEdHJsKE

Really makes you think

I THINK I JUST SHITTED ON MYSELF

of the highest order

who /hype/ here

extras look amazing

One of the best things I've ever witnessed

youtube.com/watch?v=KVWi8aNHHQA

Putting my pre order in now senpai

>Became too self-aware
blame South Park

NOW PAUSE THE MOVIE CAUSE WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY TO Y'ALL IS SO DAMN TWISTED

NOT ONLY IS THERE A MAN IN HIS CABINET
BUT THE MAN
IS A MIDGET (midget) (midget) (midget)

PISS

turn around
BIG BISCUIT

big biscuit..
big biscuit ..

MAN I WAS PAID NOT TO TELL YOU

I wonder if R Kelly passes his or is inspections

OPEN THE DOOR

IT'S ROSY THE NOSY NEIGHBOR
OooooooooOOOOoo with a spatula in her hand
(Spatulaaaaaaaaaa)

can a nigger explain to me how you people came to replace the word gonna with finna?

Sometimes it doesn't seem like he's in on the joke, and sometimes it does.

"Woo" after a ridiculous ending always gets me.

I'M NOT OPENING UP ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKING DOOR

10/10 one of the funniest things i have ever seen

R Kelly and Tommy Wisaeu should really get together and make a The Room musical

gonna is from going to
finna is from fitting to

I'm going to kill you -> I'm gonna kill you
He's fitting to kill you -> He's finna kill you

Or probably this is wrong cause I'm white and educated

underrated post

It's "fixing to"

thanks user, that's the first explanation I've had that makes any kind of sense.

kinoest of the kino

THIS. KICKSTARTER. NOW

BUT THE MAAAN

WAS A MIDGET

midget...

midget...

Fixing to means going to.

>I'm finna fuck the dog = I'm going to fuck the dog

BITCH MOVE

SHE MOVES

haha id forgotten the spatula bit.

The mans a fucking genius.

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I highly recomend the commentary for Trapped In The Closet, it's fucking great
youtube.com/watch?v=2nN8Nlretuo

THIS BITCH COMES RUNNING FROM THE BACK WITH A SKILLET

Can't watch at work. Is it R. Kells himself doing the commentary?

Yes, it's been scrubbed off YT but it might still be on Dailymotion

The part of his encounter with the Mafia was actually pretty good, especially the dream

nice music meme

>Music
>Is a video
It's a visual format you nonce

nice autism

Now Rosie and Randolph are arguin', screamin' at each other loud as they can
Rosie says, "Randolph, ain't nobody studdin' you, so go on back to sleep with yo old, grumpy ass."
>Then Randolph say, "Shut yo ass up, woman! Shit! Folk gotta get some sleep around here."
Then Rosie say, "Sleep? Shit! Mr. Can't-Get-It-Up, yo tired ass been sleep for the last five years!"

Fun fact, the dripping you hear in the opening is actually R Kelly pissing.

True story

HE WALKS UP TO THE CLOSET
HE COMES UP TO THE CLOSET
NOW HE'S AT THE CLOSET
NOW HE'S OPENING THE CLOSEeET

fuck must be 10 years since ive seen this

what happened to his roided up cousin or mate or whatever

i remember being stunned that i enjoyed this unironically

>big ass nigga cucked by a half white girl

Twan was the best part

Just finished Chapter 2 and loving it. It's corny shit but creative and suspenseful. Does it maintain this level quality?

literally OP: The Movie

Only the first 21 chapters are good

He dies doesn't he?

Just watch it nigga

Yes he drowns in piss

Is there a working torrent for this somewhere?

Remember when his sex tape came out with the 15 year old girl? Everybody was watching it (kiddie porn).

If you're old enough to get shot at, you're old enough to decide whether you want someone to piss on you or not
t. Dave Chappelle

She said she was 21

That shit was funny but true

...

what is the whole t. meme about?

lurk more retard

>implying that was R. Kelly
We didn't see him singing Pee on You, and the girl hold two forms of government ID, and a police officer was there to verify the whole thing, while four or five of Dave's buddies and Neal were there, and R. Kelly's grandma was also there to confirm his identity

Started on Sup Forums I think it basically provides an example of sorts I believe
t.albero barbosa

You're even more retarded than that guy. It started on ylilauta and became popular thanks to krautchan's int

I have and to no avail.

what does it mean?

I think its a short hand for quoted:
>Niggas ain't shit but hoes and tricks - Quote by Dre

In finnish it means "from". It's used when ending letters

Yes. And it just turned 10 last year too, crazy to think it's been that long.
Kells is the man.