ITT things you're sure only you do.
>I paid for mIRC.
ITT things you're sure only you do.
>I paid for mIRC.
Wipe standing up
i do that also, so you lose
I set my alarm a few hours early in the morning and thats when i do my homework. I dont like doin hw at night idk why. Unifag btw
Well you just ruined wiping for me
wtf nigga why
Being a boy and fucking a male friends father and listening that friend's family issues between his mother and father trying not to laugh
When I get home from work I masturbate and cum on myself to give me a reason to shower
KHALED MARDEM BIN LADEN
same except the shower part
Ian Gallagher?
i shove entire dildos up my butt and go to work with them inside me, then push them out when i get home and lick them and put them in my other hole
probably going to get infected
definitely dgaf
Pics or gtfo
Your dickhole? How do you get a dildo in your dickhole? Have you been at this for like a really long time and just stretched it out?
well shit, thanks for subsidising my pirating it from ages 12 up
good to know allu ackbar got at least some cash for the thing
kek. Click on his nose!
Vacuum my head after getting a (buzz) haircut.
>probably going to get infected
its usually a good idea to give them a clean after the butthole, yeah. can cause some problems.
Use a Flowbee and you can do both at once!
Please, grade schoolers have been doing their hw at the breakfast table.
I listen to Taylor Swift unironically because I actually enjoy the way she sings.
I'm a heterosexual male. Beat me faggots
I haven't before, but I might try it...does it get rid of all those tiny annoying fucking bits of hair?
I eat pure butter, sometimes whole sticks on a hotdog bun, or melted and drink it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Holy shit
>on a scale of 1 to 10 how slippery would you say you are on a day to day basis
how old are you ?
7/10
34. Why?
Type 1 or 2 diabetes?
amazing you survived that long
Neither. Just high cholesterol
If you have the hose extension and literally form a "seal" between it and your head and just go over every part of hair on your head, yes.
I've been doing it for like 20 years
Sometimes on mmos or anywhere with a chatroom with just myself in it, I'll talk about killing myself just to see if any devs are watching
>just
I only weigh weigh about 290 lbs, and I'm about 5'5, so it's not to bad, right?
kek. Die early faggot
Nice bait
Why?
>browse Sup Forums but not attracted to teens
Femanon here...
eh...... when I have the house to myself I like to shit myself while I masturbate... makes me feel dirty
younger than teens are pretty illegal
well, you're right. that's pretty fucking dirty.
do you shower afterwards or what? how the fuck do you get your clothes clean?
tits or gtfo.
it is lol wtf Where do you live???
Are you autistic?
Yeah I shower. I just put the clothes in hot water in the tub till it all disolves and goes down the drain... the big chunks go down the toilet
no u
Tits with timestamp or kys slut you know the rules
...
Seneca south Carolina
Yes asperges
do you even know how this works? are you the guy that eats butter?
How do you get past the [Exit] button? I just uninstall and reinstall.
genuinely vomited in my mouth a little reading that
I like a dirty girl but that is fucking disgusting
>South Carolina
>Seneca
That explains it
same but its in the morning for me
What the actual fuck? She said she was a femanon for pure attention
youre such a newfag it's unbelievable. unbearable. this place is ruined.
Nah im the one that asked him what type of diabetes he has. And if you think femanons are supposed to be treated any better than the other retards here go back to tumblr faggot
who cares if it is true or not? he/she is not asking for anything lol.
>legality matters
It is disgusting, but it makes me feel like a bad dirty girl, I don't LIKE the shit or anything
Are you trying to defend yourself?
youre clearly a newfag who doesn't know how any of this shit works
anyone have another board suggestion? im done with this place
if you can find a slightly less physically disgusting way to feel like a bad dirty girl I'd
like I'm fine with pissing on a girl while I make her masturbate but your shit is just unpleasant
exit is random so i just keep reopening -- i swear its just Khaled on the other side controlling it, like "im gonna fuck with THIS guy today"
>I'm a heterosexual male
No, you're really not. Not only are you lying to anonymous strangers on the Internet, but you are lying to yourself.
is this you?
dick or gtfo
I mean I did pee myself for a while but I got bored of that, and yeah I disgusts me too but when I'm horny I just can't help it
cant you just get off on being humiliated on camera or in public or abused or something normal?
fagg
No, thats i can't believe it's not butter
pol
Spotted the American
Probably a trollbaiter, noone actually likes eating butter like that. (I really hope so)
fucking gross. & how much do you weigh
I definitely can but I'm single and not into the idea of FWBs so I just masturbate
110lbs
its literally impossible to live on just butter. you'd die probably within a week.
are you single? what country do you live in?
well thats kind of acceptable. If you're fine with other kinds of humiliation and degradation thats fine
sure as hell wouldn't trust any chairs at your house though
kek, these rapists are funny
Yeah I literally said that in the post haha
hahahahahahaha don't worry I always do my business over a towel
I sometimes make a thread detailing what's wrong with my life and it 404's minutes later with 0 posts.
> I also reply to many threads and never get replies
>I always do my business over a towel
I am weirdly fascinated by this
care to do it on cam?
I regularly cum in/on many things related to my gf. Food, drink, clothing, makeup. Lots of stuff.
I eat other things butter is just my favorite food
Oh no.... definitely not... lol this is something no one will ever know about me and I don't think I can cum if I'm being watched
> I don't think I can cum if I'm being watched
so...you're down for humiliation and degredation, but only alone?
weird
Someone I go to school with does the same thing.
I mean shitting myself (if that's what you're talking about) is something i'll never do with another person
Why doesn't anyone like me?
that about exhausts all my questions user, thanks
horribly fucked up but as long as you understand that shit is a dealbreaker with even the really kinky guys you should be ok
I think youre swell
Because you're a fag.
yup I understand it is that's why I'll never tell anyone
how retarded are you