You stupid millennials and your retarded interpretation of the English language. Why the fuck do you insist on dumbing yourself down by intentionally and frequently butchering the English language? Saying that something is "hitting you in the feels" makes no fucking sense at all. Who the fuck is Bae!? You think you're fitting in by speaking Walmart but you look like nothing more than another lazy little bitch wishing they can get paid $15 an hour to serve a McDouble. Have you ever seen Idiocracy? Yeah, go watch it. Welcome to your pathetic future existence.
Maybe if you began speaking like a respectable human being the rest of us will begin taking you seriously.
Gavin Murphy
Fuck you. I'm a millennial and I drive a stick. And a motorcycle. So suck it.
Daniel Cooper
>implieing
Noah Smith
Same here.
Jose Stewart
Baller. What bike? Shadow Sabre 1100 here.
Jace Perry
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Leo Flores
2010 Bonneville takes me round town
Julian Barnes
>implying they wouldn't just rape the clutch but still steal it
Brandon Young
That is a lovely ride. Don't have a stick car... automatic dodge Dakota. What car do you roll?
Nathaniel Evans
I would have said three-on-the-tree but that's probably not hyperbolic enough for OP
Kayden Barnes
The see me riding dirty in a subaru impreza. Escalades can suck it.
Jace Evans
This pasta is stale, got anything else?
Juan Peterson
Nah, I'm out of ideas
Carter Clark
>your it's you're, you fuckwit
Christian Hughes
Because if you ever need grammatical advice, Sup Forums is happy to help.
Asher Ortiz
>anti theft
because the value has been depreciated into nothing, like certain other things or people *ahem*
Justin Gomez
15 dollars an hour? Shit, I'm leaving my office job then.
Lincoln Sullivan
You old folks were supposed to educate us and pay us wages that rose equivalent to the rising cost of living, and y'didn't. Blame y'selves for that, not bae, my good bitch.
Christopher Kelly
Hey, OP, "butchering the language: is frequently referred to as "colloquial" language, jargon. It's not "dumb, it's what gives language character and distinctiveness. You speak like a robot.
Austin Brooks
My generation had to be full fucking degenerates...
Jace Cox
because the value has been depreciated into nothing, like certain other things or people *ahem*because the value has been depreciated >into nothing, like certain other things or people *ahem*because the value has been depreciated into nothing, like certain other things or people *ahem*
most things or people? Like your sex life?
Jose Smith
Wait is this new pasta?
Josiah Edwards
sucks to be muslim, eh?
Grayson Reyes
No, I'm not Muslim. I'm Christian. I'm just tired of my generation being the crybaby/crybully bunch men who like to finger their vagina.
Christian Foster
>most things or people? Like your sex life? Only certain people Certain people for instance, that may be in this very thread. >Like your sex life? Yes I do like it, the best part is I'm too young for it to have been depreciated. That only comes with age, crippling age.
Elijah Russell
smh tbh fam
Nicholas Hughes
>Have you ever seen Idiocracy?
It's been put into 5th gear
Nolan Cruz
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Brandon Cruz
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Oliver Perez
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
Kevin Rodriguez
Honestly I'm learning to drive stick and only make 9$ an hour
Brody Williams
Once I rented an automatic car and I almost stopped from 50mph to 0 in 1 second, accidentally pressing the brake when my left foot was looking for the clutch.
Asked the manager of the rent service, he told me that young and new customers ask for automatic cars only.
I fucking hate you.
Gavin Sanders
you mean 𝗢𝗣 𝗜𝗦 𝗔 𝗙𝗔𝗚𝗚𝗢𝗧
Samuel Rogers
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Parker Flores
The fact that you're so fucking upset about the whole matter basically tells everyone here that you care way too much about the lives of people who've really done nothing to offend you.
Sebastian Harris
So copying one another and lacking creativity or expressing individuality somehow gives distinctiveness? Care to elaborate? I don't have an issue with slang, but it bothers me when everyone acts like sheep.
Wyatt Perez
or that you're just baiting.
Jaxon Mitchell
Yeah because the English language has never come under attack in any other period in history period...
Camden Morgan
Kek
William Williams
You know unless you're super rich you can usually tell when a car is manual with out finding the clutch?
Colton Barnes
Or you're just baiting
Brandon Martinez
Sounds like you just hate anything new and popular. kys hipster trash
William Bailey
I'm seriously curious, what in the seventh is a millenial?
Landon Fisher
People 35 and under
Cameron Cook
I did not use the word "slang." I said "colloquial," meaning that which refers to "conversational" language; friends can be referred to as "pals," mates," "comrades," "buddies," and so on to be distinct and express a varying level of warmth and closeness, without appearing to be "sheep."
Wyatt Cruz
So OP and everybody in this thread?
Luke Miller
Aw fuckin' hell. So I'm lumped in with all those little shits aye? I mean sure it's pasta but we're it True I'd be part of the problem huh?