I'm tired of being alive and not being able to fuck girls
How feasible is it for me to get my own house/apartment on campus, host my own parties on fridays and saturdays, and use a combination of beer, shots, and jungle juice to get everyone destroyed and fuck the girls because they are too out of it to care?
Also since it's my place if anyone guy or girl tries to cock block me (I fucking hate it when some cunt is guarding her "BESTIE
Dude it's called grow a pair, sex shouldn't run your world there are so many better things in life trust me. Go adventure, grow a beard and get lost in wilderness, hunt your food, build your own fires, and just enjoy being alive.
Here's the ultimate guide to get pussy OP
>stop being a desperate faggot
>???
>profit
This is why I don't feel bad about shootings
dude. You are not entitled to women's bodies.
Fuck off with this Elliott Rogers shit.
Getting laid is about self respect, you obviously don't have any. If you are confident and truly believe you're king shit, you'll get pussy. Figure out what makes you great and cultivate whatever that is. Then you'll get more ass than you can handle.
This is pretty desperate OP. Also, if you're serious about doing these things, you don't need to own your own place unless it's a matter of getting invited to parties. And if you don't get invited now, why would anyone go to your parties? The same chain of logic that would end with people coming to your house should easily be enough to get to parties yourself.
OP can barely handle getting no ass, it seems
OMFG look at how much you're willing to spend. Homes, parties, booze and drugs to MAYBE get laid.
Just pay for the fucking sex.
Boys, I have a feeling this was a ruse
Mods
Obvious underage b&
Nobody besides a teenager cares that much about pussy. I care a lot about pussy, but not like that. Also kid, protip: the less you try, the more pussy you get. Be normal, clean, and most,of all financially successful and the pussy will always follow.
See this
Desperate, like I said faggot.
Are you calling me a faggot because we both said OP is desperate?
No, I'm calling him a faggot.
It's not about ownership its about what I want
I know I'm not king shit, I'm not buff and I don't have the casanova tier skills to woo them
Its a matter of getting invites because frats don't let guys in period unless your a member or your best friends with them, and frat guys are hyper sensitive to guys trying to become friends with them so they can get into their parties
>why would anyone come to mine
Because if I'm one of the only / the only place around on that night hosting that will actually let you in even if your not frat then people will flock to it, especially if I have great music and lights and a shit ton of free jungle juice and shit
Don't under estimate how much college students eat that stuff uo
>maybe
Its not a matter of if its when
Its not
I'm 19
People have been doing it since 15
Night before last my frat friend kept going on and on about it
Another friend fucked a girl right before we got back and I could smell it in the air
need to stop the thread from 404ing
Have you tried pic related?
This
I too go Bear Grylls mode when I can't get laid
Can you do this?
harder to get away with that
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Let me in your party. I'll get you all the pussy you want. Just let me break them in for you.
Jesus Christ dude, just go on fucking Tinder
Why not just stop wanting sex and realized that there are other things besides sex in the world? Some people just have to accept that they're not cut out for sex
Already have, hasn't worked
I think the reason literally everyone is getting hyper triggered is because the plan will actually work and people hate the idea of someone going through with it
Please don't let this be real. I assume most anons are sociopaths, but this one seems destined for the news.
I'd rather go full columbine than ever accept that
No, it's because you're a sociopath
OP, I would never give you a bid, but you should have at least gone to rush events. Greek life is the gateway to unlimited booty.
>want what everyone says is the best thing in life
>cant get it because insert (ur2beta XD / 2 nerdy / 2 much of a loser / etc here)
>come up with this plan thats basically what frats do anyways and it works for them
>holy shit fuck off please dont have some humanity but your still a sociopath
of course you wouldn't frats dont give bids to non -chads
>greek life = infinite sex
no shit
I'm just gonna copy what they do, I'm gonna out do them at their own game, not even frats throw down twice a weekend every week here
Pro Tip OP, I've tried this and it works flawlessly.
Just be fucking rude to them.
Women will eat that shit up when they're drunk.
Belittle them so then they'll want to "prove" to you their worth by sucking you off.
That's true Casanova skills bruh.
also I rushed 4 frats and got rejected from all 4
No wonder you aren't getting any
I'm gonna be getting some soon and it's gonna involve what most people think is horrifying
Already gotten my dick sucked twice I just didnt go for the kill becuase I was afraid of cops, now I know better
I wanna host my own parties so that they happen constantly instead of sporadically, and so that whenever someone cock blocks me I can remove them (happens way too much)
Fuck off normie
Have fun being that weird kid who tried to act like a frat boy to get laid but everyone still thinks he's creepy as fuck
What exactly are you into? What kind of sex?
Then you chose the wrong school.
Did you wear cargo shorts to rush events or give the appearance that you've never touched a girl? There can only be so many lovable fat guys or weirdos that slip through the cracks before a fraternity's image becomes tarnished.
>frat parties
No one will refuse a free party with free drinks and shit
You seriously think random college students worry about who's hosting when they can hear the music, see the lights, and the word gets out that its not even frat and all you need to get in is a 2:1 girls to guy ratio or bring beer?
doesnt matter as long as its straight
I can't remember what I wore, it was summer time so I'm guessing I didn't wear jeans
I tried to dress as normal as I could
>weirdos
You mean non-chads
One time I had a chance to hook up with a girl at a frat rush party but I held off because of a combo of fear of cops+ not wanting to look like I was "stealing" the frat guys girls
I know they saw, probably what killed my chances of getting in
I want brothers who get drunk and laid. If nothing else, they should have balls of steel. Also, why were you afraid of cops? Definitely can't bid date-rape-guy
Because she was drunk and a lot of people were watching
I never got drunk once at the party because I'm trying to get laid and I cant do both at the same time
>cant bid date rape guy
Fuck you
Fuck you for coming up with these artificial fake bullshit rules for getting laid
Does it make you feel good about yourself being able to get girls through pure charm? Because for me its not a stupid ego trip I just want cunt on my cock
That's all I want and I dont care how I get it
Goddamn the autism is palpable
But seriously, buying a prostitute is infinitely cheaper than what your proposing and a lot less rapey
Just fucking get an escort OP holy shit.
It's not worth losing a charter over rape allegations. Remember that whole UVA Phi Psi Rolling Stone debacle? And that story was fucking made up. Getting drunk and getting laid are definitely not mutually exclusive. You've got time to work on it, but I'm worried you might end up murdering a bunch of people before you get the formula right.
its funny how fear makes people more sympathetic
not even frat dude bro chads are immune to it
I'm far from the stereotype of greek life, especially considering I was a science major and went to grad school. There are plenty of "chads" out there, especially depending on school and organization. For instance, Sigma Chi on my undergrad campus.
like i said earlier im hanging around this one frat guy now maybe i can get in good with him and his frat and live the life
Record it OP and post that shit online
Don't show faces obv
Good luck
that's a retarded idea
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No you're a retarded idea
Strip the passed out ones and post pics online
that's how you get caught
Not if its done right faggot
Dont talk about it with anyone and don't use a service you have to log into to post on.
no chances
thats how all the other guys who have done the same thing im gonna do have gotten caught, they got cocky and just had to brag about what they did instead of just being happy they had done it, and then they handed the cops all the proof they needed
>Dont talk about it with anyone
Dont fucking talk about it is the first thing I said
No wonder you're this fucking desperate. Can you count past potato?
yeah and you dont post about it either dipshit
dont create any evidence period
try guys then maybe u have a better shot at them faggot
so you can just get a gold digging whore.
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>How feasible is it for me to get my own house/apartment on campus, host my own parties on fridays and saturdays, and use a combination of beer, shots, and jungle juice to get everyone destroyed and fuck the girls because they are too out of it to care?
On campus housing is wallet rape. Even apartments near campus are fucked up. On top of that, hosting parties means you're supervising them as some asshole puches through your wall, another is puking on your neighbor's doorstep, and a bunch of fuckers from another party across campus show up just to walk out with all your booze. It's not what you think it is.
>Also since it's my place if anyone guy or girl tries to cock block me (I fucking hate it when some cunt is guarding her "BESTIE
Just get some MILFs to peg you.
>parties wont be what I think they are
I go to this one party regularly and its what I've talked about, its non frat, they host, shit happens
>get head kicked in
Oh really how? For telling people to leave my own place? There won't be head kicking if its some person half my size (like most people are) and if I get really un lucky and its some guy getting in the way and he's a threat again that's what weapons are for I'm not gonna try to 1v1 fist to fist fight someone I'm not 100% I can beat
Why fuck my plan and what will those books even do
>random guys show up and walk out with my booze
Again I'm not gonna own this place all by myself it's gonna be shared costs and all, I gotta make sure whoever I own it with is cool with parties all the time
Obviously some people will have door, they wont just let a bunch of random guys in with no girls
Literally all I'm doing is copying the formula other people already use
Well, good luck, then. I've never seen it end well, especially if you're trying to create competition with another party house, but you might be the first.
Or fuck a tranny off of a dating app for free
Honestly it's not really competition, I'm not at some giant party school with mansions and shit, I'm a shit tier urban one where yeah the parties can get you laid but they aren't massive like other schools
>inb4 why havent you gotten laid yet
A combination of a lack of being able to get into parties plus the ones I have gotten into I was too passive and didn't go for it when I had the chances
Here frats throw down once a weekend sometimes once every other weekend
Again what do the books do
there's a skyrim mod for that user
if groups aren't your thing one on one with a chick and get to know how to get in her pants
Would you be ok with gay sex at your parties? I would come and offer to get fucked in the middle of the room as entertainment for everyone.
i'm 100% positive you have autism stop putting pussy on a pedestal it's not that great your setting yourself up for a huge disappointment
and what go back to being a shut in NEET?
if you dont change yourself as a person youll always be a shut in NEET getting pussy from a bitch too drunk to know what 2+2 is isn't changing you at all
>a lack of being able to get into parties
That right there.
Nobody will come to your parties for the same reason that you aren't getting in to others.
>Here frats throw down once a weekend sometimes once every other weekend
Don't compete with frats. You'll both fail and getting your head kicked in would be a regular event.
The books make you realize that you're being controlled by the pussy that you so desperately trying to acquire. The Strauss book will tell you how to use social situations to get pussy without looking like you're trying to get pussy, which is most likely why you're not allowed in to parties in the first place.
i dont think i can change as a person, i feel the same way now as I did 5 years go even after losing a shit ton of weight and getting clothes hair learning how to talk to people all that
besides getting pussy at all is the goal getting it = winning at life
Dude you cant get into fucking frat parties at this college unless your a member of the frat or you are really good friends with a member, or if your a girl
All the guys I know say the same thing, we've tried to get into frat parties before with a good girl to guy ratio and still been kept out
Literally no frat guys are gonna be trying to raid my house to attack me over me hosting a party, if anything they'd be glad I'm hosting because they wanna party but the rest of their frat doesn't or cant or something
Plus some nights there are multiple parties at the same time
What kind of fucking college do you go to
and fine whatever ill read the books
if not for me reading how to win friends and influence people, the psychology of influence, the definitive book of body language, talk language, and a billion wicked thoughts I wouldn't have come as far as I have anyways
whats 2 more books
>pussy = winning at life
HAHAHAHAHA U BRAINWASHED RETARD
say that to anyone in real life and they will fucking laugh in your face i cringed so hard reading that.
I promise they'll change your life. I've read all of those, plus the entire Haha Lung and David Lieberman collection. Those two are where you should have started.
Also, don't think that getting pussy == winning at life. Look at how many losers get pussy and re-evaluate that belief.
Will you settle for getting fucked by men?
I was in college and getting no pussy and then I met a black guy in at a baseball game and he fucked me and introduced me to a bunch of other guys that wanted to fuck me too. It was very fortuitous and my life took a turn for the best.
what are the haha lung and david lieberman collections
>Look at how many losers get pussy and re-evaluate that belief.
I've never heard of it
Its always been getting pussy means you've finally made it in life and are complete and at peace
But they'll secretly want to agree. You're a loser for thinking that getting pussy=winning at life, but I'm not. Do you want to be a winner, like Michael Jordan and Scotty Pippen? Or do you want tobbe scum of the earth?
your a troll right? please be joking
I wish I was joking about having never gotten any
They're two different authors with insight. I've read all their books. After you read The Manipulated Man and The Game, read all of Robert Greene's books (even the one he wrote with 50 Cent) then move on Lieberman and Haha Lung. Go in that order and you'll see positive change immediately, but when you're done with those, you'll be so Alpha that you'll understand why Alpha males never call themselves Alpha males.
elliot roger junior pls go you think pussy will complete your life? like i said brainwashed once you get pussy youll still wanna kill yourself the day after just like the day before you got pussy like seriously who fucking cares go get a fleshlight and go to town and focus on the more important things in life ya chump.
dude how many books am I looking at reading here
no matter how many books you read you'll always be a loser
A dozen, maybe more. Just look them up on Amazon. You could probably get most on torrents. Don't read the Haha Lung books about physical fighting because they're useless to your purpose. Give me a sec and I'll give you a specific reading list/order
why do you say that
ok chad so tell OP how much pussy really matters in the grand scheme of life since you have all this intel. go ahead enlighten him.
I thought he was holding a piece of cheese over her face
> my brain instantly jumped to how the fuck does that work?
that sounds like a fucked up frat to me
if there's so few people there they'd even notice it's probably a shitty party anyway. i went to frat parties all the time, always at least 100 people there. it was basically public. nobody would have even noticed if you didn't go to that school at all.
because you think pussy is the greatest thing since fucking wifi was invented stop thinking its gonna cure your autism bro listen to the people in the thread saying your views are wrong buddy your gonna read 50 books on how to pick up chicks and MAYBE get one in bed just to realize you wasted so much effort for a nut you could spurt out every night
...it sounds more like they just didn't like you personally or you walked out and started acting autistic in front of everyone.
Dont take advice from /b
Example 1
>100 people
Oh hell no
You don't see parties that big here unless its August start of fall semester
No man all the shit here is majorly exclusive
VCU is a bitch
In order:
Ester Vilar: The Manipulated Man
Neil Strauss: The Game (Don't do any of the asshole things he suggests, just consider the philosophy/theory)
Robert Greene (in order) : 48 Laws of Power, 50th law, Art of Seduction.
(The rest are just to sharpen the saw)
David Leiberman: Start with the ones that sound intersting, but read them all.
If you liked Robert Greene, the 33 Strategies of War is good to read here, too.
Haha Lung: Start with Mind Control, but the rest are whatever. Skip the books on physical warfare.