What the fuck was his problem? If I were Truman and I found out I was in a TV show...

What the fuck was his problem? If I were Truman and I found out I was in a TV show, I would stay at home and fuck my qt Aryan wife 24/7.

i would just fuck shit up randomly
just for the hell of it

>its a Truman gets caught crossdressing and his wife starts shilling bic razors and estrogen pills episode
>its a Truman tries autofellatio episode
>its a Truman dresses up as Hitler for halloween episode

I love how there are no black or Jewish people in the show because they would risk Truman becoming a racist anti-Semite.

>It's a Truman gets mugged by a pack of niggers and goes off on a racist rant to his wife episode
>It's a Truman's insurance rates are raised and Truman blames the Jews episode

fuck i'd love to see a comedy version of an alternate truman show where he goes legitimately insane or just becomes a huge bigot

"Well gee honey, I think all those muzzies should fucking kill themselves!"

>it's a Truman's wife gets gangraped by a pack of niggers and starts shilling Vaseline halfway through episode
>it's a Truman does his best Jew impression in his car episode

>Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and Hitler did nothing wrong
No wonder they took his dad off the show. He raised him into a nazi

>it's a Truman's wife shills Gillette razors for achieving the best toothbrush mustache episode
Christ(of).

>I'd be cool if I found out my entire life and everyone in it was a lie, that even the sky isn't real and that I'd live and die having never seen the real world
Seems doubtful.

Think about it. You couldn't be killed at all. I'd commit all the violent crimes I liked.

>"I love how there are no black or Jewish people in the show"
>his neighbours are black

...

Have you ever talked to a women who you mutually hate? I would never even get into bed with one.

haha
dont remind him

Still no Jews, nigger.

They'd most likely jail you in and turn The Truman Show into an Americas Toughest prison edition, where you get buttblasted every day.

what about that old white guy who kept bumping into Truman and had a camera on the garbage bin he keeps carrying around?

>I'm 12 :D

Watching the same dude get raped in the ass every day? Doesn't sound profitable.

>its a Truman becomes a NEET episode

So if his wife was an actress paid to be his wife, is she technically a porn star?

Yes, so were all of those black men for the cuck episodes

>Tru(e)man
>Burbank

hmmmm, really makes you think

I want to see a cut of this film with all the Christof scenes removed, just show me Truman becoming more and more paranoid, people around him becoming worried about him. Then the ending turns into a huge twist ending where he ends up being right about everything

Do you think you should leave in all the parts where its shown that Truman lives in a TV show, or leave those in to imply that he's a paranoid fuck? You could cut it yourself in Sony Vegas desu.

More like
>Jewman
>Bigbanks

It's amazing how when black people act civilized you don't even think of them as black.

I went psychotic and thought I was secretly being recorded

Yeah that was a great episode.

ROFL

I can remember scenes from a camera POV like in his pencil pot at work but I'd need to rewatch to see how much would need changing

The camera POV scenes could be left in, but scenes where they show people scrambling in to populate the city center should be cut

But the movie does play out like that. You don't find out his life is being televised until 3/4 through the movie.

No you don't. Even if you went in blind there's a lot of clues. I mean there's a fucking stage light falling from the sky in the first quarter of the film and the bit where his radio starts broadcasting his movements is around the halfway point

The "real world" scenes were completely retarded and only served the purpose of explaining what's going on to complete retards.
You just know that the original script didn't have none of that shit and it was added on later, like a tumour.
Those odysseian motives at the end were amazing, but that sequence was ruined with cuts to the comical looking dr evil clone in his 80s chrome lab.

Would have been a great movie otherwise.

Why didn't Truman just scream "I KNOW ITS ALL A TV SHOW!" when he was alone? If he would have been wrong then nobody would have been none the wiser and if he would have been right then he could have probably gotten freedom.

>its a Truman turns down a qt trap gf episode

Yes, those are clues, something a good twist ending has you retard.

Forget about Truman, what kind of crazy person would willingly become an actor in such a show?

Its hardly a twist when the movie's advertising was based around it. Maybe if you just heard of the film, didn't check the IMDB page or any reviews and just started watching then maybe it would be one, but anyone who isn't braindead can figure it out within the first 20 minutes

Isn't there an intro where the bald guy explains the premise of the movie?

chris rock kinda explained that by establishing the difference between black people and niggers.

Just like John Connor being a terminator in Genysis wasn't a twist because the trailers gave it away? Fuck off autist.

most wannabe actors in hollywood who are trying to make it big

I've tried that, it doesn't work. You need to completely break with the manufactured reality to escape.

and the advertising for T2 was built around the idea that ahnold was the good guy this time, when the actual movie was built around the audience not knowing until ahnold says "get down."

I hate Jews, niggers, gooks, spics, beaners, greasers, wops, sand niggers and snow niggers.

Don't laugh, this could get a remake in the next few years and would probably be played by Kevin Hart or someone who would make it entirely goofy

>it's a Truman tries stand up comedy but ends up yelling NIGGERS episode
Classic

Jesus man... don't even say that kind of shit

Its a promotional in-universe documentary that has been shown on TV

Adam Sandler will remake it. It will also be set in Hawaii.

Screencap this

>finds out your entire life is a reality show
>remembers all the time you fapped to weird stuff
I'd definitely kill myself.

So you hate yourself?

hey you, yes YOU! YOURE LIFE IS A TV SHOW

it will never get remade because it hits far too close to home for everyone in the first world.

Yes. Hence the reason racism is so completely insane.

His wife was too uppity and there weren't enough black people around to satisfy her sexually.

Don't you fucking dare

I wonder. Since he's being a television actor he must have a great fortune once he left the dome. Plus it's fair to assume he sued the TV company for compensation and won a couple of millions.

... truman wasn't acting, everyone else was.

The entire thing would be illegal IRL, it's probably an alternate universe where they can own him or some shit.

And they're the producers of the most famous show on Earth vs a guy who knows nothing about the outside world. They could probably spend enough on lawyers that he's the one who ends up having to pay them.