Movie when?

Movie when?

If at all it will take years, there's only 2 books done so far.

I've just finished WoR and I want to kill myself because I have to wait a year for book 3 :(

I haven't even finished Way of Kings to be honest. School got in the way, but I'm about to start over. I really loved what I read the first time (maybe 1/4 of it). Is Book two as good as one or better?

It's really good. I enjoyed WoK a little bit more though.

tfw you read epic Dalinar/Kaladin chapters then have to suffer a Shallan chapter.

It's anime garbage disguised as high fantasy middle school reading.

>power armored super heroes leaping cliffs with giant swords
>fairy sex/romance objects obsessed with the boring Gary Stu
>over ambitious MUH WORLD BUILDING with Morrowind-borrowed everything

No wonder you guys like it.

Go back to /lit/ and stay there

I actually don't read all that much and I'm no elitist. Never go to /lit/ for the same reasons you hate it.

It just so happens that this particular book/series is really stupid. It's masturbatory cliches with so many elements existing purely to satisfy the inner (outer?) 14 year old boy in its readers.

You just seem excessively bitter about it. Of course the world building is overly ambitious, it's a ten book series. It's fine if you don't like it, it just sounds like Brandon Sanderson raped your sister or something.

:(

desu you're right, I am bitter. I read all of Sanderson's WoT stuff and actually liked it. I was stoked for WoK. I really did not and do not like it. I've tried to read it 5 times and make it about halfway through before I give up.

But to each his own. Still mad tho.

I'm working on it right now I already told you it's cooking up in the works

mistborn would probably be made first, plus it has the young strong female protag that hollywood loves

just how big of a mormon is Brandon Sanderson? Last I heard he's got a writer's workshop at BYU that writers put up with the mormon bullshit for to be in.

I don't know, but it's not a huge deal until his characters start wearing magic underwear. Still weird and mildly off-putting though.

he went overseas for two years spruiking mormonism so yeah I'd say he's a pretty serious one

>I was in SLC two winters ago
>at barnes and noble to pick up some nerd books
>brandon sanderson is doing a book signing
>oh neat.jpg
>wait around for an hour for him to get there
>waitaminute.tiff
>fedoras
>fucking
>everywhere
>dudes in trenchcoats line the aisles
>MLP buttons on the aforementioned fedoras
>so much neckbeard
>wat
>i leave

Never again.

>magic underwear

Explain.

>he doesn't know

...

Da fuck.

Is this crazy mormon shit in the books?

>Gary Stu

Just how fat and hideous are you, and how thick are your glasses, m'lady?

>That wording
>"Masturbatory cliches"

I hope that liberal arts degree helped in procuring that elusive McDonalds burger flipping job.

>fairy sex romance
so you didnt even read them then?

>2016.5+
>not being so horny that when you see a qt in a flowing nightie and a sexy bra over it your imagination just does the work for you so you are rock hard without any foreplay

fuck this closet faggot Ann's husband, I hope he chokes on a dick

UNITE THEM

>masturbatory cliches
what did you mean by this