Alright Sup Forums what's the most fucked up thing you've ever done?

Alright Sup Forums what's the most fucked up thing you've ever done?

>McDonalds cashier gave me three dollars change instead of two
>I didn't tell her and kept the money

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Touched my pee-pee once

Checked. You are the most depraved motherfucker on this board.

well in that case once at ikea i was buying a bed they missed the headboard during checkout so i never paid for it

You're animals, too fucked even for Sup Forums

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source for pic?

its their fucking fault for trying to sell parts of the same bed separately

Sucked dick for bus fare and then I walked

did cocaine with a 12 year old and hit that pussy
>i was 18 horny and on coke so......
sold it back in my degenarete days, also fucked several guys and two trannies.
Did MXE etisolam and coke for about 3 months straight
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Now this is the cringey shit I was expecting from this thread.

Storytime nigger

Most fucked up? I actually believed that the tiny little wings on bees wouldnt be able to get their fat little bodies off the ground. Boy, was i wrong

That's nothing, my mom once called and I said I was busy getting ready for work and couldn't talk when really I had the day off.

Walk of shame? Or just savoring his load?

Our only hope and he flopped gg

My worst shit, legit, when I was like.... 10 I managed to convince a woman and leave her fiance for me.

She thought I was 23.

She wrote me letters and shit. Like, real letters.

Then I vanished.

Should have got her nudes.

I had consensual sex in the missionary position

I think I did.

Pretty sure that is marie claude bourbonnais

She does a lot of cosplay stuff

What's even cringier is you likely have zero stories to tell because you lurk in your room all day like an autistic mole.

It is her
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I feel pretty bad about it now, but back then I was just a faggot edgy teenager

>be me
>be playing games
>mum opens door
>user, could you take out the trash please?
>sure mum, just give me a few minutes to finish this game, you know I can't pause online
>finish game
>don't feel like working
>start next game before taking out trash

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Well go on then, faggot.

What the fuck is wrong with you dude?

>be me
>always pocket the expensive cheese at the supermarket and just but the rest.
Going to hell but damn i love expensive cheese.