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Smoking blunts and HEEMing runts edition

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cara

wank or no wank?

in bed

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shall heem the first runt i see virgin walking into this thread

>the president of canada is a chad
if i was canadian i would IMMEDIATELY vacate the country

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Classic tune

need a half black bf
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i loik palace cuz its bettah to buuun in

Don't wank. You lose vital nutrients and vitamins.

just had a poshy

treat yourself mate you deserve it

Documentary about my life

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want to contact my estranged father but dont know what to say

aren't the most average brands $ 15 USD in jew york though?

This is bollocks tbqh, epitome of trailer rash rap and it's not even good like necro

>epitome of trailer rash rap
Is this a bad thing?

me making an emergency stop on the left

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Addicted to staying up late lads

Been averaging 6.5 hours sleep the last 18 months

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'alri'

>no sophie gf
kill me

'alri'

phimo-lite

Fucking hell lads

Sitting here and suddenly have a sharp pain on my collar bone when I move my arm

How the fuck does that even happen? I wasn't doing anything

gunna whack on my fifa 15 career mode as bolton

just lost the copa europe to bayern 3-3(4-3)

bit disappointed but proud of my boys, they played well to equalise three times

*virgin walks into the thread*

Howdy, y'all, how about them Yanks?

>SCROTUS

West Brit

New York City yeah I'd believe it because it's a liberal shithole
They tried to ban large pops too kek

Lmao how many of you cunts don't have fathers?

Even my father stayed and he was an irate drunken reprobate

all cars should be fitted with transponders and anyone who exceeds the speed limit is instantly banned and their car immobilised

president Toilet Bog Fart

heard a northerner speak today
had a good laugh at him

embarrassing load of shite

Glaucon is such a dense motherfucker

like father like son

how the fuck is it even possible to consume that much coke in that big bucket on the right

Yanks are fucking vile

They should be banned you fat fuck

lead with "alri" and take it from there lad

TWO–STEP?

Stop with your cheeky comments would you

>president

fuck off yank

real question is why do cars have the ability to exceed motorway speed limits?

my maternal grandad left the family when my mum was young and started a new family in panama. got aunties and cousins there apparently.
realised that i could get a Panamanian passport out of it.

ah the shithole is the most culturally and economically relevant one ah yes

Are most chads lefties?

nowt wrong abou' dha', la'.

oh fuck off like i care about leaf land it's just america v2 anyway

that's a might big room for a house in the UK
reckon you're a yank in disguise

never had a clash in ya life

now you wanna talk all ruff

I was recently banned from the chon for posting an ISIS execution video (four days ago to be exact) and all through out that weekend I actually studied and learnt, whereas now that the ban is lifted I cannot stop coming here

the gfs

Because it makes them nicer to drive at legal speeds.

Random fact: I support Mercian nationalism

chads just agree with the politics of the girl they;'re trying to shag

if a cars max speed was literally 70 it would be WAYYYY less fuel efficient at 70

they're right though

dad left my mum and moved to thailand and married a thai woman

got half thai siblings running about somewhere

fucking dishonourable as fuck

LADS

am i to buy 2C-B or etizolam for my next purchayse on the 'eepweb

you decide.com

>fat fuck yank thinks drinking kilos of sugar a day is an integral value of the right wing
aaaaah yes
americans

fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*

obese people should be put in concentration camps
tired of seeing fat people outside. theyre so disgusting

you can limit max-speed without effecting performance below that monglet.

^^

this

lol

MERCIA STRONG

They all look so gross compared to Ariana

Yanks are fat lmao

FATTY MCFAT YANK

Get some coke

Road trips
Statist cuck

lots of cute girls at the gym i go to lads

female deanos essentially

tight yoga pants, dyed hair, tattoos and piercings

2C-B makes me paranoid as fuck. dont like it.

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2much grime

>drinking sugary drinks ever

Runt confirmed.

remember waking up one day when i was about 13 with an insane pain in my neck, i just dropped to my floor and didn't move for hours, missing school. wasn't the normal take the piss to get a day off school type thing i genuinely couldn't move my neck without excruciating pain

was fine the next day and it never happened again (i'm 25 now). can't imagine what the fuck that was

Rate my fit

Pics

dad left my mum and moved to the south and married a welsh woman

got half celt siblings running about somewhere

fucking dishonourable as fuck

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>tattoos and piercings
Gross
All the coke I've gotten off le deepweb has been trash

>bawww people are consuming things in portions I don't like ban ban ban ban
>literally banning a drink
fuck off nanny stater children

Fucking disgusting

>Mercia's population of 11 million is roughly four times that of Wales, and over twice the size of Scotland's. And yet Mercia has no degree of 'home rule' at all, being split into dozens of so-called "counties" under a typical Kentish divide-and-conquer policy.

>Mercians are not an officially recognised "ethnic group", instead the government would have you belive we are English!

>thousands of Mercians have been sent to die in wars started by the Hanoverian regime over the centuries! And were the Mercian people ever consulted about this? No!

>Mercian interests are not represented abroad. Not one country recognises Mercia as an oppressed nation. This is due to fear of retaliation by the Kentish-Wessex mafia and their servants Northumbria, Scotland, Wales and Ulster!

KENTISH-WESSEX MAFIA OUT REEEEEEEE

PHWOAR who is that HUNK

at least the gov should pass a law saying that the medical needs of obese (or more, fucking fat fucks have no limits) people shouldn't be covered by the state anymore. this way either they lose weight and become normal humans or they fucking die like the horrid piece of filth they are

nice

i'm currently leading the pl with afc wimbledon on my old fifa 12 career

it's the next thing on my bucket list desu
really want to try it

dad cheated on my mum when i was about 15 but they stayed together
they don't even know that i know and i don't think my brothers know either

i went on her desktop on the family computer and found this big word document she'd compiled of his dating profile, messages she'd with her close friend, poems and things she'd wrote about how she felt

made me cry a lot at the time desu but i've never mentioned it to anyone in my family and then 2 years after this they renewed their wedding vows for their 25th anniversary

Coke is over-rated, given the price.

alpha as fuck desu

>writing poems about your feelings

ur mums a bender

my gym has the fair share of fit slags but desu what really gets me going is the very slightly chubby girls who come in with a personal trainer and act very timid around all the high T men and wear long t shirts to cover their arse

>statist

>We call out to all Mercians, whether you be from Birmingham or Lincoln, from Liverpool or Cambridge, from Nottingham or Gloucester, to rise up and overthrow the imperialistical scum from Wessex-Kent and their collaborators in Northumbria!!! May the Greater London Empire of England and all those who support it die!

Haha seriously who the fuck is behind this meme

There is no demand for them and you would then need separate speed limiters for every country including an off function for Germany and the Isle of Man

Curves for days

waheyy

h-haha

I'd say those are curves for 5 minutes, tops