Smoking blunts and HEEMing runts edition
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cara
wank or no wank?
in bed
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shall heem the first runt i see virgin walking into this thread
>the president of canada is a chad
if i was canadian i would IMMEDIATELY vacate the country
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Classic tune
need a half black bf
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i loik palace cuz its bettah to buuun in
Don't wank. You lose vital nutrients and vitamins.
just had a poshy
treat yourself mate you deserve it
Documentary about my life
want to contact my estranged father but dont know what to say
aren't the most average brands $ 15 USD in jew york though?
This is bollocks tbqh, epitome of trailer rash rap and it's not even good like necro
>epitome of trailer rash rap
Is this a bad thing?
me making an emergency stop on the left
Addicted to staying up late lads
Been averaging 6.5 hours sleep the last 18 months
'alri'
>no sophie gf
kill me
'alri'
phimo-lite
Fucking hell lads
Sitting here and suddenly have a sharp pain on my collar bone when I move my arm
How the fuck does that even happen? I wasn't doing anything
gunna whack on my fifa 15 career mode as bolton
just lost the copa europe to bayern 3-3(4-3)
bit disappointed but proud of my boys, they played well to equalise three times
*virgin walks into the thread*
Howdy, y'all, how about them Yanks?
>SCROTUS
West Brit
New York City yeah I'd believe it because it's a liberal shithole
They tried to ban large pops too kek
Lmao how many of you cunts don't have fathers?
Even my father stayed and he was an irate drunken reprobate
all cars should be fitted with transponders and anyone who exceeds the speed limit is instantly banned and their car immobilised
president Toilet Bog Fart
heard a northerner speak today
had a good laugh at him
embarrassing load of shite
Glaucon is such a dense motherfucker
like father like son
how the fuck is it even possible to consume that much coke in that big bucket on the right
Yanks are fucking vile
They should be banned you fat fuck
lead with "alri" and take it from there lad
TWO–STEP?
Stop with your cheeky comments would you
>president
fuck off yank
real question is why do cars have the ability to exceed motorway speed limits?
my maternal grandad left the family when my mum was young and started a new family in panama. got aunties and cousins there apparently.
realised that i could get a Panamanian passport out of it.
ah the shithole is the most culturally and economically relevant one ah yes
Are most chads lefties?
nowt wrong abou' dha', la'.
oh fuck off like i care about leaf land it's just america v2 anyway
that's a might big room for a house in the UK
reckon you're a yank in disguise
never had a clash in ya life
now you wanna talk all ruff
I was recently banned from the chon for posting an ISIS execution video (four days ago to be exact) and all through out that weekend I actually studied and learnt, whereas now that the ban is lifted I cannot stop coming here
the gfs
Because it makes them nicer to drive at legal speeds.
Random fact: I support Mercian nationalism
chads just agree with the politics of the girl they;'re trying to shag
if a cars max speed was literally 70 it would be WAYYYY less fuel efficient at 70
they're right though
dad left my mum and moved to thailand and married a thai woman
got half thai siblings running about somewhere
fucking dishonourable as fuck
LADS
am i to buy 2C-B or etizolam for my next purchayse on the 'eepweb
you decide.com
>fat fuck yank thinks drinking kilos of sugar a day is an integral value of the right wing
aaaaah yes
americans
fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*
obese people should be put in concentration camps
tired of seeing fat people outside. theyre so disgusting
you can limit max-speed without effecting performance below that monglet.
^^
this
lol
MERCIA STRONG
They all look so gross compared to Ariana
Yanks are fat lmao
FATTY MCFAT YANK
Get some coke
Road trips
Statist cuck
lots of cute girls at the gym i go to lads
female deanos essentially
tight yoga pants, dyed hair, tattoos and piercings
2C-B makes me paranoid as fuck. dont like it.
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2much grime
>drinking sugary drinks ever
Runt confirmed.
remember waking up one day when i was about 13 with an insane pain in my neck, i just dropped to my floor and didn't move for hours, missing school. wasn't the normal take the piss to get a day off school type thing i genuinely couldn't move my neck without excruciating pain
was fine the next day and it never happened again (i'm 25 now). can't imagine what the fuck that was
Rate my fit
Pics
dad left my mum and moved to the south and married a welsh woman
got half celt siblings running about somewhere
fucking dishonourable as fuck
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>tattoos and piercings
Gross
All the coke I've gotten off le deepweb has been trash
>bawww people are consuming things in portions I don't like ban ban ban ban
>literally banning a drink
fuck off nanny stater children
Fucking disgusting
>Mercia's population of 11 million is roughly four times that of Wales, and over twice the size of Scotland's. And yet Mercia has no degree of 'home rule' at all, being split into dozens of so-called "counties" under a typical Kentish divide-and-conquer policy.
>Mercians are not an officially recognised "ethnic group", instead the government would have you belive we are English!
>thousands of Mercians have been sent to die in wars started by the Hanoverian regime over the centuries! And were the Mercian people ever consulted about this? No!
>Mercian interests are not represented abroad. Not one country recognises Mercia as an oppressed nation. This is due to fear of retaliation by the Kentish-Wessex mafia and their servants Northumbria, Scotland, Wales and Ulster!
KENTISH-WESSEX MAFIA OUT REEEEEEEE
PHWOAR who is that HUNK
at least the gov should pass a law saying that the medical needs of obese (or more, fucking fat fucks have no limits) people shouldn't be covered by the state anymore. this way either they lose weight and become normal humans or they fucking die like the horrid piece of filth they are
nice
i'm currently leading the pl with afc wimbledon on my old fifa 12 career
it's the next thing on my bucket list desu
really want to try it
dad cheated on my mum when i was about 15 but they stayed together
they don't even know that i know and i don't think my brothers know either
i went on her desktop on the family computer and found this big word document she'd compiled of his dating profile, messages she'd with her close friend, poems and things she'd wrote about how she felt
made me cry a lot at the time desu but i've never mentioned it to anyone in my family and then 2 years after this they renewed their wedding vows for their 25th anniversary
Coke is over-rated, given the price.
alpha as fuck desu
>writing poems about your feelings
ur mums a bender
my gym has the fair share of fit slags but desu what really gets me going is the very slightly chubby girls who come in with a personal trainer and act very timid around all the high T men and wear long t shirts to cover their arse
>statist
>We call out to all Mercians, whether you be from Birmingham or Lincoln, from Liverpool or Cambridge, from Nottingham or Gloucester, to rise up and overthrow the imperialistical scum from Wessex-Kent and their collaborators in Northumbria!!! May the Greater London Empire of England and all those who support it die!
Haha seriously who the fuck is behind this meme
There is no demand for them and you would then need separate speed limiters for every country including an off function for Germany and the Isle of Man
Curves for days
waheyy
h-haha
I'd say those are curves for 5 minutes, tops