I wish I was British

I wish I was British

"British"

What did he mean by this?

Scotlander

I wish I was Spanish

I wish i was born in ireland
like the UK but with less muzzies and a better quality of life

I wish I was French...

Oh, wait! I am!

Hon hon hon hon

sure you are Mbongo

t. Rajesh

i wish i was german :'((

t. Alsatian German

I wish I was a priest

Just work in a school, you can look up their skirts all the time.

I wish I was Australian

Actually it's Sanjit

Tell your cousin to pay his phone bill.

why

He owes money.

I wish you were British to.

to who

Phone company.

I wish I was not descendant of half-bald monkeys and live on another planet.

>said no one ever

what phone company

Orange

what will happen if he doesn't pay

He will be taken to court and possibly face a jail sentence or large fine.

I wish I was your mother so I could abort 13 years ago.

>I wish i was British

Better work on your smile!

how does he pay it back

>ywn live on an ancap island scratching out a modest living mining obscure cryptocurrencies

Pays it directly into the account, and notifies the company of the payment, giving us the sort code and account number and reference so the payment can be identified.

why does the payment need to be identified

So the payment is recorded and no further action is taken.

what would the further action be if you had to take it

See

what would happen to him in court if he goes there

English

French us prestigious race, you have earned it senpai

I wish I was Frankish :(

Kek