Useless superpower thread, go!
I'll start: the ability to turn invisible if you've been turned invisible.
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Useless superpower thread, go!
I'll start: the ability to turn invisible if you've been turned invisible.
Pic unrelated
No no no, thats not how it works!
This is how: the ability to have any size dick when nobody is around.
How about surviving every 3rd bullet
The ability to make a drop of water in a random spot in the universe
Bumping for potential
any adhesive tape you touch instantly becomes non-adhesive.
>useless
>not using your dick to turn a switch on if you cant be bothered getting out of bed
>also suck own dick
everyone in this thread now has every power mentioned
>check em
trips confirm
dub trips comfirm confirmation
Bump
Being able to jump 10 feet but every time you do, all the bones in your legs shatter
quads confirm confirmation confirmation
>trips
Oh, you haven't been here long, have you?
The ability to bump threads without having to reply
The ability to reply without fucking captcha
Every time you blink your eyes open
>jump off empire state building
>10 foot jump just before land
>leg bones shatter
>survive
>useless
The ability to walk at your ordinary place on even ground.
>Careful not to fall for it
Your new arent you?
>or am i replying to some advanced autistic bait
>jump off empire state building
>10 foot jump just before land
>leg bones shatter
>survive
>useless
fixd
>take picture of dick when 8 ft long
>record video
>sell video
>profit
The ability to summon a genie that is only visible to you and cannot interact with anything.
>implying falling equals jumping
the ability to drink water through your asshole
The ability to remember train schedules while using the website timetable of the railroad company.
the ability to speak to animals but in a language you can't comprehend
The ability to drown when in a suitable mass of water.
The ability to fall upwards. This power cannot be toggled off.
ability to stop time for one second every ten years