Ask a man who jerked off 21 times in 2 days anything

Ask a man who jerked off 21 times in 2 days anything.

link the best porn?

Was it to Foxdad?

Are you happy now?

I actually don't watch porn. I jerk it to sad memories of previous grills

WHAT is that

Misery infests my soul :(

What do you jerk it to? Hentai, anime, normal porn, gay, kids, furries, animals, etc...

What's the longest you've gone without jacking off?

Do you believe that rumor that says you'll be a happier person if you avoid jerking off for like a month or some shit?

Favorite flavor of ice cream?

The sexy times with my ex grillfriends. Porn doesn't interest me much but I do it a little sometimes. Won't lie

Why punish your penis and not just go on anti depressants?

Longest I've gone is three days, almost four. I was pretty impressed actually, I wasn't even thinking about it until it suddenly occurred to me. Don't know if three days is freakish or normal

I don't believe that no. Frustration leads to happiness!? Get off the drugs

Chocolate anything. I don't think about ice cream when I jerk though.

Were these 21 times all climatic?

ADs take me longer to cum meaning more punishment to penis.

I'm scared to talk to go outside and talk to an antidepressants doctor :(
I just jerk it over and over to memories of a life long gone (three months ago). It's a vicious cycle I suffer in

I would say mostly they were climatic. Especially when I used lube. I bought $14 worth of lube from ebay and they arrived on the night of day 1. Was good

Why are you being a faggot here instead of making it 22 times?

Also that's crazy as fuck. I know I've had some active days back-to-back but I doubt I've ever came 20+ times in a 48-hour span.

I mean if I didn't think 21 times was impressive I wouldn't be doing this thread probably

22 times I think is beyond the strength I could possibly muster. That's the stuff of legends. If I was legendary I wouldn't be jerking off this much to begin with

>Were these 21 times all climatic?
>I would say mostly they were climatic.

Huh? Who would actually consider each jerk off event complete without climax?

>ADs take me longer to cum meaning more punishment to penis.

The point of anti depressants is to flood the synapses with serotonin. Everytime you "Cum" you push a button in your brain the releases endorphins, which I am guessing is what op is chasing. With the right medication the penis can take a vacation.

The dick can only last so long before there's concequences. Maybe think about the future and what you would do if your dick don't work no more.

When it's jerking after jerking, sometimes the climax disappears into the background and blends into the next jerking. Some of them I don't remember. Everything kinda becomes one.

That has crossed my mind occasionally, but like my endless wish to die, it's a habit to push it to the back of my mind. If suddenly my dick don't work I'll be very angry at the dick gods, because I though cumming was the purpose of dick

Do you think that's a lot or something?

I regularly have 100+ orgasms in a day.

Do you lift 100kg

You know jerking off only comes with negative effects. Hairloss, zits, uneven arm strength etc.

Probably not over a lifetime

100+ orgasms/day is like at least 1 every 15 minutes or something. Sounds like a miserable existence honestly

The weight I lift of my desperation for the sweet release of death cannot be measured.

No, it's pretty chill. I don't have a refractory period so one fapping session is around 10-30 orgasms. Takes me about between 30 and 60 minutes I guess. Some days I do it several times so it adds up to a lot.

I will never stop laughing at weakdicks.

Fair enough. That's pretty interesting though bro.

It's at times like this when I'm reminded of the classic meme, 'whatever you think you're good at, there is an Asian who is better than you'. Except you are the Asian and the thing I'm good at is jerking off

>I regularly have 100+ orgasms in a day.

I believe you.

did you hurt yourself masturbating
because when i masturbate a lot my penis tears :3

>I jerk it to sad memories of previous grills
That doesn't sound healthy

Fuck off mom

Then don't fucking jack off if you don't want your energy seeped through your dick

>if you don't want your energy seeped through your dick
nigga what are you even on?

What drugs were you on?

How bad did your dick ache?

How long did it take you to jerk off 21-time?

Does your cock now look like a pound of rough ground meat after all that!??

Did the times between start to orgasm for each session increase or decrease? (As in, did it take longer for you to orgasm the more you jerked, or vice versa?)

Were you edging at all during this?

What are your views on global warming?

How did you tally up or count the number of times you came? On a piece of paper?

yes absolutely.
in fact, because of my jerking sessions, my penis now looks like one of those red exotic flowers with big leaves that opens up during the pollen season

life :( and honestly I was coming down from a bit of codeine for parts of it

No :) normal and functioning penis. Still hoping for kids

I'd say it was approximately the same actually. Sometimes it was slightly longer but sometimes I could feel my semen replenish shockingly quickly after the last cum, and it was shorter that time.

I did a little bit of edging yes. Actually I would say that edging helps you to cum more often (at least for me)

Every branch of science confirms global warming, but what pisses me off more than ordinary pleb idiots who don't understand climatology denying global warming, is the fact that more and more people are distrusting the people who are actually qualified to tell us the true shit. So, i expect an average surface temperature increase across the world of about 1-3 degrees C by the time my kids are a little bit older than I am now.

after six times in my head counting I realized that what was developing was highly unusual, so I started a tally then. But at no point was I particularly determined on getting to a certain number. It was just a casual added stroke to the board I guess

damn OP
you should probably not-fap for a while and let it heal