We working in the same office anons

We working in the same office anons

oh no, steve's here again

Yo jim wana call that new client she sounded interested in this workload

come over to my densk and ima beat your fucking ass nigga

[coughs internally]

GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS

Nothing's better than cropdusting the whole office with your wife's chili

I wish Steve would get out of the fucking bathroom. He's been twenty minutes. I bet he's screwing around on his damn phone. The lazy cunt.

The printer is blinking the same fucking three lights!

[furiously fapping in bathroom stall]

Damn, where is my stupid brieftcase?

what are you having for lunch?
I'm hungry already

Why did Frank bring an AK-47 to work?

hola, me llamo Jose

I am new janitor

No we don't.

EVERYTHING JUST WENT TO SHIT!
*runs through the closest window*

im on break in 30

+65 8799 9377 call me anyone I am lonely

I thought janitor applications were closed?

Hello. It's my first day here. Where is my desk at?

why did you just run into that little window next to the coffea machine? is it broken?

Wow, for a thin guy Achmed sure wears a heavy jacket.

IT'S ALL FUCKING BORKEN!
*runs through next man-sized window*

ah, Jose's new colleague also arrived

>quads
S-sorry amigo, I mean boss. Sorry boss.

blahblahblah im a businessman who talks about business and does businessy things look at me with my briefcase

Alright everyone, I brought four boxes of munchkins. Please use the napkins, and only take about 3 each person (looking at you, Helen). If there are leftovers, you can have how ever many are left.

uhh si?

me no speak inglish good

I vacuum now

niggers don't get desk, they only get a broom

Why is that 747 flying so low? Sure is going fast too.

could you guys shut the fuck up. im trying to work here

ITS TUESDAY YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC TARD! GOD DAMN, HR MUST HAVE BEEN RETARDED TO BRING YOU IN HERE! KYS

*good they blamed fat Helen again, I'm gonna fake 4 as always*
Thanks, dude, I'll have some!

*begins vacuuming near your desk*

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HEY, I SAW THAT!!

OH, SO SORRY JOE! WE DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOUR BROWSING TRAP THREADS ON Sup Forums AGAIN!!

mom get out my room

I ate so much today and can't stop farting... sorry guys.

Thursdays and Tuesdays are bring-a-toy-to-work days, some bs hr mad up. I brought my dildo collection tho, if anyone wants to play with me during lunch break dont be shy.

[chimping intensifies]

Fuck you, I work Sunday-Thursday. ITS HUUUUUUMMMMP DAY!

Ok, someone who says he is from the FBI is asking for Joe.

George, pls stop yelling, I still have a headache from our 'business meeting' yesterday.
What? You didn't know? Ahum, nothing special, just me and everybody else here, little drink, mumbl mumbl.

*unwraps smelly food*

I'm going to kill myself in my cubeical

hm, I am not into that, but, well, maybe I'll pop in, just for a look, you know...

Why did Joe run down the fire escape?

Fart again, Sorry everybody, I can't control myself.

FBI is asking things about him.

*begins vacuuming the food*

I took one, as always, what do you mean?
*looking at Helen, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more!*

Hey Tyrone, have you seen my bike?

Fuck you Steve, I will take the entire boxes and you won't do shit about it, because you're my little bitch. Wait, they are empty, wtf Helen

Whoever stole my sandwich from the fridge AGAIN, that wasn't mayo.

what do people seriously work on in offices. is there really so much work that requires you to constantly type 7 hours a day, 5 days a week. wtf are you niggas typing thats so important

that's not FBI, that's the police stripper acountancy have hired for William, he's getting married to his bf Joe.

mr m00T is in the biulding, faggots!!

W-why? *Closes my cp*

Was it the embezzlement, cooking the books or statutory rape this time?

Hi guys, somebody can help me to go to the toilet?

Very funny guys! Who the fuck added man gravy to my bucket of chicken??

we're on message boards, to be honest

We are actually on Sup Forums on office threads 7h/d, 5d/w instead of working

*hears "mayo" as spanish "mayo"*

ES CINCO DE MAYO!!

*blasts spic music and begins drinking heavily*

Only if you let me lick you clean, Lori

Don't touch my stapler.

>work
LMAO

yo, high five! same thoughts here!

Fuck off Milton

Sure Tyrone, you can lick all the chocolate.

Memo to the Office:
No more shitting in the water cooler.
I'm looking at you, user.

Hey guys check this cool meme I got for the office!

Um yeah, if you could just gather your things and move to the basement, that would be great. We need this area for the boss's daughter.

not me!
*big stain of man gravy on his pants*

Damn Satan cool down plox

who raped my sandwich... every fucking day this happens...fuck sakes

I really really really like this, where did you get it from?

I told them not to here anymore of those disgusting chicanos, filthy fucking species

Did anyone get that step fixed?

checked!
Eh, I mean, that's something people would say that hang around on message boards, I heard, from my son...

"I-I could set fire to the building."
"T-t-hats it. That's the last straw."

*in drunken stupor*

EL DIABLO!!

*smashes out window and leaps from it with vacuum cleaner in hand*

Psst...Frank, don't drink the coffee, I dosed it with 80 hits of acid.

Oh somewhere online haha. Thanks for joining us 715116765

Which door, Stanley?

Hehe... He. Too late Randolph.

Ha ha that is silly. Mind if I save it? I want to e-mail it to my wife, she will surely get the laughs out of it.

Ofcourse Satan himself had to be the one to promote synergy in this office

It's all yours my friend

*looking out of the open window onto the man on the grass outside*
no resting yet! still some hours to clean! didn't he know were on the ground floor?

wednesday over here mother fucker

I hate it that they build our office just across 2 time zones

I WANT TO FUCK THE NEW COW FROM IT

Dafuq is going on in this thread?

Well then, get your cubicle on the right time zone faggot

No no thats Helen, she is so fucking fat she is in 2 different time zones. I mean plus sized, sorry.

Good morning Sirs, who ordered a complete boat full of pizzas.

what thread, this is office, stop using internet slang on workplace

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