Feeling pretty today~

Feeling pretty today~
So, tell me, user: how many times will you beg for me to sit on your face?

No tits, just gtfo

>go away sad clown

Just because you feel pretty, doesn't mean you are pretty.

are you a boy or a girl?

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Go away, Butch McManface

Zero point zero

+1
also
cancer > feminism

This. I have too much respect for my face to allow an attrocity like that to drop ass on it. Also, My testicle senses are tingling, I suspect faggot...

Seconded. Motion carried.

Virgin beta males kek


I'm whatever you want, sweetie ;)


Of course a dumbass like you would want to put women down, since you can't go higher, yourself, you attempt to lower other people.

Anons have spoken.. The only things you should be sitting on are stationary bikes, classes that aren't about "feelings," and a stylists chair who knows how not to fuck up a persons appearance.

Back to tumblr for you faggot

Never, you're disgusting

Mehmehmehmehmumeh

An Omega accusing Anons of being Beta..

0 is that a ring? No drama and hey new fag tits or gtfo or your a trap

Talk all you want, bitches. I have a page on Facebook that is much more successful than you dipshits will ever be. I don't give a fuck hahahaha

can you please take this shit to /soc/. there is a correct forum for your brand of self expression, please use it.

I'll stay wherever the fuck I want, kiddo. I don't have a mommy to nag me around like you kek

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Is this a highly effective troll

Or the extremity of tumblr-induced delusion

>kiddo
just stop, I think we're all embarrassed for you at this point. now kindly take your attention whoring somewhere else.

Bragging about a Facebook page!?
What exactly constitutes a succesful fb page in your mind?

My vote is for both..

That picture is the reason I am 100% in favor of late term, even lifelong, abortion.

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Delusion is you virgins wasting your times here while I literally make money from my FB page. Do you make money? Didn't think so, cutie.

Bitch, if I were embarrassing myself I wouldn't have so many fans. I don't need attention whoring cause I already get more than enough attention.
Don't believe me? Put this after the facebook url /JaeNope/
Got no more arguments right? Yep, I know.


Sorry to be the one to tell you, but that means you are a feminist! One of us~ lol


Now, can we get to some nice face-sitting?

I apologize, you are clearly a masterful troll, carry on.

Believe whatever you wanna believe, I don't give a shit hahah

It's stupid enough when chicks do the duckface. But GUYS doing duckface is just pure faggotry.

You know that no one is going to any facebook bullshit from here no matter how hard you try and shill it or veil a PA request right? Sup Forums usually falls for that shit though...

your facial features are indicative of fetal alcohol spectrum disorder

Aren't you the pig from TMNT?

>pretty

> adds fb tag to troll thread

You must truely be desperate to come to Sup Forums for expanding your audience.

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I will be right here waiting for youuuu

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inferior version fffffffaaaaaaaaaammmmm

"Do you make money?"

Yes. It's not hard.

I even yuse le internetz 2 doo it aswell xoxo

>Die in a fire you desperate ham planet

Lose around 70lbs then we will talk about it.

Yah that one, can't remember his name. Thats you OP

>I'm whatever you want, sweetie ;)

OK let ,e be more clear, dost thou hast a vagina or a penis... it REALLY does matter ya know!

please sit on my face because its hilarious that you dyed your eyebrows and I can't stop laughing

You are just worried about being proven wrong, don't even try to hide it, dude, it's pretty obvious lol


Like you even know what that means~ try again


Aren't you that beta who I rejected last night at the party? Awww, I must've hurt yo feewings....


Like shit men like you would knkw anything about true beauty. Fuck off.


Still trying to hide your insecurity? That's cute.
I don't need more audience HAHAHA I just wanted you guys to eat shit since I can objectively prove I have more fans than you will ever have.


Can you prove tho? I can. Oops, I think someone got roasted.


How about you loose your 178lb of ego first?

I'll leave that for your imagination ;)


Glad I could create some positivity on this veeeeewy aaangwy thread!

(You)
Aren't you that beta who I rejected last night at the party? Awww, I must've hurt yo feewings....

>Implying anyone would invite you unless it was a dikefest

Everything about you is disgusting beyond measure and you are the only person in the world who believes otherwise.

Insecurity: The Thread.
It's okay faggot, someday you'll have enough confidence to stop doing this shit to yourself or maybe you'll just off yourself like all of the other people that squander their lives in denial of their mental illness and petty personal weanesses instead of coming to terms with them. Either way I'm thrilled that the extent of my interaction with you is on a chinese water painting enthusiasts forum...

ciao

God who is this pig and why is it still alive

So you both have a fan base.. And aren't an attention whore? Typical contradictory point of view from someone with your form of mental illness.
Also.. Assuming you are doing better than anyone here is pretty shallow, and backed up by nothing you've shared or observed in this thread.

Ciaone

Don't get me wrong I would drink a beer with you, but I'm just not that into dudes.

>Wants to have men grovel to them and beg for a face sitting.
>Calls the people who are not interested beta.

There will be no begging until I know what dat ass looks like. Enlighten me.

This is a very poor personal army request.

Here you go

/thread

How the heck did you manage to shave that gorillas hands?

>Fans are an achievement that makes you better than other people.
You might have a bunch of fans, I'm happy with my small circle of true friends.

> (You)
>I'll leave that for your imagination ;)

My imagination is shit, don't so much mind cock in the mouth, but balls on the face not so much

I wouldnt...but I'd fuck ya and leave

It's not hard to make money off of click bait, the sad thing is it's entirely not worth it unless you're in the high number of populous, judging by your sorry attitude, I know it'll never be relevant enough for you to make a living off of it.
Take your beta page elsewhere.

No but seriously your disgusting

What do you want on here just porn? You Sup Forumsoy are the exact cancer that is killing Sup Forums

Retarde neoliberalni jel si toliko udarena, tebe treba dobro opaliti kitom da se setis da si zensko

Polska?
Kurwa masc

Jebli ti poljaci sjestru i sve zjensko u familiji

show us your butthole.

plz spoiler that shit next time almost threw up

Sorry mate, those were the only words I know in that language. But I do get you are saying something about family.

the fuck is wrong with you, why would you post a picture of yourself when you know your hair is fucked up and you have an ugly septum piercing.

I don't think that was Polish lmao

Is this /thread now?

Meh it's close enough for me to recognize a few words.

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A page on facebook HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Killing it BoyGirl