Anyone in the mood for a Kitchen Nightmares thread?
Anyone in the mood for a Kitchen Nightmares thread?
I'm in the mood for some of that fuckin' tasty 'go 'za!
>those digits
Fucking delicious
I don't care if that 'za is dripping grease, if it tastes good then it's good.
Why is he so based bros?
stop that
Stream we can all watch together as friends when
fucking kek, you got a link to this?
>Rub it just like I used to do to you in the bath
what did he mean by this?
You have to go back.
Gordon BTFO small dick redditers
Wonder who he was dictating that to
I am getting sick of these threads
Then hide or filter then you fucking donkey.
What episode is this from?
what in the fuck
I bet its because you're a fatty who's trying to watch his weight, and every time you see that pizza you get hungry for food you know you shouldn't be eating
I'm projecting
learn 2 meme
Pantaleone's.
It's on YouTube.
Raw dough doesn't taste good though.
Gordon saves another marriage through the power of simple to prepare traditional food with a contemporary twist.
Great thanks.
What chain pizza joint has the best pizza and wings ?
Papa Johns
Papa Johns is the best chain 'za
>people award him lebbit gold
lol wtf
I don't think I can become a father. Especially this day and age where your young daughter has massive tits and ass and looks like a hotter young version of her mother and father.
HAHA SAVAGE outta fucking nowhere
runslikechickens
>harumph i dont feel like answering an innocuous question
so based. imagine how based he would be if he literally cried every time he was asked as well
you just build up a mutually sexual relationship, worked for me
>tfw have hot daughter
>tfw she doesn't like 'go 'za
>tfw no longer attracted to her
My favorite episode is the one with the twins that run the pizzeria in California. They're just so goofy and clueless that I have no clue how they got enough money to buy the place period. It's hilarious that out of all the places he's been, they're one of the few that are still open too.
Thats one hella epic 'za
I havnt eaten in two days, that pizza looks tight. Even with the grease.
i want to stab her everytime she laughs
youtu.be
That pizza looks like some of the most disgusting pizza in the world.
>Shitty crust apparent from a mile away
>tomato sauce looks canned and congealed
>cheese looks barely melted
>toppings look like actual garbage
I'd rather have shitty gas station pizza than that.
I like the one where he yells at everyone for being incompetent.
I like the one where the reopening is going badly so he takes the owner outside for one last pep talk and that finally gets through to them just in time to save the restaurant.
Looks fine to me
now this i want to be soft and sticky in the middle
I'd cum all over her pepperonis if you know what i mean
*Gordon Ramsay violin noise*
Kitchen Nightmares is reality-core. You can fuck off, you cow.
I want to stab her fishpie everytime I see her
"There have been times where I have had diarrhea, but it doesn't happen very often."
Kitchen Nightmares is Reality-Kįńo.
>Literally shits on the floor
>it's another Gordon flirts with the qt waitress episode
>it's another the qt waitress giggles at Gordon's flirtations episode
>It's a Gordon orders the worst sounding things on the menu and it turns out the dishes are terrible episode
In what restaurant does pizza sound like the worst thing on the menu?
>just Kįńo
>not lè êl Kìnòmætòggraphìque
Think I'll skip this show then, I have certain standards..
He ordered cauliflower steak once in that Hotel Hell show. There's no way it's going to be good and he knows it.
Wonder if he's ever had a milk steak?
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youtube.com
KN UK > KN MURICA
damn it's so diferent seeing Gordon acting so cheerful sometimes trying to inspire young chefs
needs some chocolate
What's wrong with cauliflower?
lab made freak plant
More like cuckiflower.
Why is Dennis Quaid a hot chick?
So like pretty much every vegetable we eat today.
Cauliflower has nothing to do with your inability to think of anything other than large black men fucking your wife.
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making a new fruit or vegetable is cool, but who the fuck asked for albino broccoli? for what purpose does this exist, other then it was some college kids thesis project?
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but why?
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I don't know, but there's nothing wrong with it.
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whats right about it?
Tastes good.
What is that?
This isn't based. This is just him being an asshole to maintain some sort of fake image.
Culinary interpretation of hell.
FINGER LICKING GOOD
This is pretty much the definition of hipster
The thing that makes this really stupid
Is that it can't be practically eaten
There is no 'plan of attack' to eat that
hi HelpImTrappedInIowa
Is this from that fat fuck that all the students in /ck/ is gay for?
yes
gets me every time. where is it all coming from?
cooking with jack show
Cauliflower fried in a gross pan and served as a steak is gross, which is the entire point of my post you faggot. Get out of the kitchen.
>canned beans
american cuisine is revolting
no that's JoeysWorldTour
i was talking about all the liquid in the taco
So fry it in a clean pan. Does your whole family struggle with simple concepts or is that just you?
If you could actually fucking read you'd know we're talking about a TV show. Watch Hotel Hell and find the episode with the cauliflower steak you retard.
someone post the coolwhip jello abomination
Does your whole family struggle with reading comprehension or is it just you?
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Respond quick and you'll be blessed with great (YUUUU)'s
what the fuck is that
This pizza looks nice and I would eat it so fuck all you redditors.
>that fucking block of cheese
can you please tell the poster above you fuck off
whats the name of this chick user and you better fucking reply
"Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad"