Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Claim

nerf redemption

Claim

I just cut myself on a torch

[kurisu]
Oh you do? And who could that be?
I can't seem to put a face to them.

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secret

"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. Its fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

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where is that quote from?
wouldn't that be burned? :o

A flashlight. I forgot i have to talk american here

Come on now..
Don't be like that.

It's been a long time since I saw a waifu thread die

waifu died a long time ago
how do you fuck up that bad with a flashlight? :o

>thread dies
>It got deleted!

>thread gets deleted
>It died!

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I don't know, i was screwing the top on after putting battery's in it and a cut my finger -_-

It's from the OP of the show. The characters are the "Survival Gamers" and supporting the characters makes you atrocious and that's okay. You have to be above criticism and judgement, good and evil because it's all subjective anyway.

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your waifu is very cute post more please
why do you need a flashlight? :o

To light things up -_-

You sure it got deleted? No one wrote in it for some minutes, but oh well

It was never alive

a tsunyun

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at 3pm? :o

she's only cute on the outside

Hey chara
How are you today?

I feel alive when you're around :o

then post her outside :o

Claim

I'm doing fine, just wrote some stuff down regarding philosophy. What about you?

That's sad. You shouldn't depend on me, but thank you anyway

but it what's on the inside that counts

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hi

I just enjoy seeing you and others c:

stay cute and wonderful
post inside then :o

hey cutie :o

tell me a riddle

Who else do you enjoy seeing?

I'll try to, thanks

Til Valhalla!

TFW the work you hate is in a gym so all the tiny gym cuties come in for coffees and sandwiches

Claim!

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Well, well, look at Rory being thirsty

Did you claim the "!"?

wai u do this to sachi

slachi :o

It's 10:10 pm -_-
And i don't need it right now -_-

Cancer

Claimu
?

koishi
my
allice
yui
nui
makoto
miku
chen

there's more but I'm bad with names :o

an item in LoL

hey cutie
when will you need it? It's 2016 we have electricity :o

So... basically everyone?

lewd!

When it's too dark outside or in a cupboard or when the electric goes off because i haven't paid the bill or when my lightbulb breaks or when i'm trying to fix an electronic and i need it to be brighter -_-

Forgot pic

What was it about? Or just philosophy in general?
Got done gaming waiting to hit the hay
I don't know what to do anymore

Just some notes. It was mostly about the categorical imperative and about maxim.

Oh alrighty.

Hi Konata! up to much?

no just the cuties

but I enjoy seeing you around because you're especially uniquely cute :o
Yep! ^-^
that sounds like a hassle and why do you forget to pay a bill?

me neither
So I can safely assume it's you then?

With this many people who show up and constantly lean over...

no just messaging a buddy on steam

oreo is sick but he will be ok

Then... who don't you like seeing around?

Now now, that's just a lie.

Just watch out that you don't start drolling on the counter.

Oh thank god he is going to be okay.

Because i forget a lot of things

I am not sure what those terms mean but I hope you did well
I'm actualy gonna go now, have a good evening
Well I won't stop you from having fun
I am just incredeably sad and generally lost what to do
Have a good evening I won't be a burden for you any longer

Don't worry, I had no idea either.
Good night and have fun!

Did you forget about me? :o
I'm getting him back on Thursday

I don't like to start drama but I don't enjoy cuties that won't lewd ;-;

Oh, hope you two are having fun.

That's good news but who's oreo? is he your dog? tell me it's a Springer Spaniel!

those are for her eyes only. who is your waifu?

I'm glad everything turned out okay.

But... I stopped lewding mostly. And most other anons also don't lewd... or am I just ignorant?

you're not one
you're the opposite of one.

Kakyoin claimed.

Neither young, and neither old.
Often sought, it can't be sold.
It can be just a token,
That which holds it can be broken.

What am I?

doesn't feel like that
it's hard caring right now
Goodbye

some are lewd elsewhere

and I am preparing for his return with toys and snacks and hugs
it's a mystery :o
He's my cat and best friend

Money

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DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Claimed.

Sameji claim'd

I can't blame you.
goodbye

Im not droll at all. And they're all butterface. But most of them barely reach my shoulder.

Is an alright bloke

No

カラミチーマス

Don't be ashamed to say who she is

Hmm... like yesterday? Well, have fun then. I won't judge.

Well, you can always pull a bag over their heads. Then the butterface doesn't matter.

Lovely Sameji

-hugs-
:o

Nope

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Love?

He doesn't have one

*Hugs back*
-_-

:( you figured it out

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-oh, I got a new thing-

> no Rei

ALL YOUR WAIFUS ARE SHIT AND FALSE BEFORE THE ONE TRUE WAIFU

really? Aww yiss

What thing?

>I don't like to start drama but I don't enjoy cuties that won't lewd ;-;

Cuties are not to lewd though.
Oh, that's cute too, i assume he's black and white then?
Shiro! how are you?

-it would of worked out of I got trips there. But alas, I didnt. So....-
-blinks-

I came up with that one on my own. As far as I know anyway

Correct

She'll come to him soon enough then.

*Winks*