ITT: Bad game descriptions part II

ITT: Bad game descriptions part II

>be nigger
>alien nigger fucks with planet
>gets kidnapped and forced to play a game
>gets out of game
>kicks ayy lmao's ass
>proceed to dance with him and homies

>buy oven
>cook meal
>burn to death
>game over

Saints row

Saints row 4

Sims

Roller Coaster Tycoon 3

>dive grass

>shitty british accents
>cant run
>cant interact with anything
>completely empty town
>tons of houses but none of the doors open
>just slowly follow lights around
>not even a fucking game
>didn't finish playing it so don't know the ending

>be duke nukem

Yandere Simulator

Quake II

>be on bus
>get off bus
>told to "go back to kensuckey farmboy"
>lesbian pays for you to buy clothes
>stealing spree

>run up to enemy
>die
>repeat ad naseum

> need shit kill souls

>win a shitty rat-infested castle in a competition
>rats shoot fireballs and lighting at you somehow
>eventually get good
>shoot dragons with lasers
>get murdered by robots while diving

>given chores
>go around town
>Killing people
>Get fired from Job
>Then killing cow demon

FedEx 2

>Skip Shitty live action cut scenes
>drive
>rainstorm

Unreal tournament

Dark souls

Call of Duty

need/4speed/Daytona

>be a soldier
>run
>kill other soldiers
>fiend weapons
>kill more soldiers
>repeat

>boot up console
>pay for 30 seconds
>realize i am depressed and dont even enjoy video games anymore
>turn off console

Metal gear solid

THAW

That sounds like a sega cd to me

csgo/battlefield 1 & 4/ black ops 1, 2, 3 and Cod 4- infinite warfare

>be white
>wear suit
>look for things to do
>go to brothel

Nope it´s an arcade game

>Be Finnish
>Place sausages in fridge
>Toss beer case in passenger seat
>Drive to store
>Die on way back to store
>Repeat
>Build Car
>Chop wood
>Suck poop with poop hose
>Be Finnish

Everyone's gone to the rapture?

Any hint?

dick kickem

my summer car, and I wish I didn't get it

It's the summer of 1995

yep

worst "game" i have ever played

gooby

>go to prison for a bullshit sentence
>space niggers crash your space prison ship
>now stranded on an alien planet with alien slaves and aforementioned space niggers

Geet yolked son B^)

Best game ever lol.

I have no clue

A Dark Room

no

>eat carrots
>carry a shitload of guns
>go back to the future
>fuck up tortoise

jazz jackrabbit

Doom?

getting warmer

>Green guy master at cooking
>wake up out of fridge
>shoot triangles and blue blobs
>leave saftey of the kitchen
>land on giant onion ring
>fight more tirangles and blue blobs some dudes with shields to
>drive around alot
>fight popcorn later
>then deep fry the mighty onion ring.

Mass effect? i´m lost

Duke nukem?

>Be guy
>Wake up in old time
>Walk around doing shit
>Accidentally kills chicken
>Says sry
>Get stoned by citizens like in fucking israel.

Unreal was the correct answer

Shit im saddend to say tht i have never played that game

>ow my chest hurts
>yeah sure you deaf cunt ill fuck your best friend

diablo 2

>you're the "good" guy AND the "bad" guy

>enter server
>it's all colors, no textures
>scavenge for items
>you know you suck unless you get military grade items
>most of the times you snipe/get sniped
>interesting crafting engine
>broken skill tree
>if you get sniped you're back to being naked
>mostly kids no matter the server
>no one has rep on +
If not enough
>F2P

Halo 2?

just go somewhere and torrent it it's a damn good game for a late 90s pc game

Infamous series

>man i bet this game would be fun if this little kid wasnt yelling nigger in my headphones

Nope

It's free on gearbox site

Unturned

If not halo 2 then battlefront 1 or 2

>all first person shooters

Holy fuck that is the most retarded, yet most accurate description of Halo I've seen...

Nope

postal 2

Borderlands

>"The mind of the subject will desperately struggle to create memories where none exist."
Now it is too easy

>Fantasy Scandinavia Land
>Everyone just plays the Human Aryan
>Other Aryans fight against Untermenschen
>You go on a Hunt to kill Fire burping Chernobyl Lizards
>See there are mods
>Play the best Sex sim game ever

Yup kek i tried to make it as dumb as i can lol i forgot to add
>nagging cunt a the whole game in your ear

Halo.

>Be British
>Get arrested
>Satan gives you magic powers
>go stabbing aristocrats

>Very Big Order

...

Any of the dark souls or bloodborne games

dishonored

Pretty simple, it wasn't hard
Here comes a hard one

>post apocalyptic
>scavenge/survive style
>for some reason health is measured in ‰ instead of %
>no one plays it
>kinda buggy
>guns are key
>shitty kitchen knife as starter weapon
>extremely hard to deal with demon farming things
>"unforgiving enviroment" til you get a fucking gun
>big map

Link and the Faces of Evil?

red faction

dark souls

Knights of the Old Republic.

Guess which Halo game:
>be nigger

Nope
>"lives, lived, will live"
>"dies, died, will die"
Come on guys

Witcher?

Grand theft Auto: San Adreas
>I'll have 2 Number 9's

>scour desert
>search for ultra bad guy
>kill hundreds of innocent people in the process
>you were the bad guy all along

>A N U M B E R 9 L A R G E

Does the game have to be bad or does the description of the game have to be bad?

>sick basketball skills
>go around the world fighting people
>game is shit in every aspect of game design
>loads up fairly quick though
>never beat it, too hard

Bioshock Infinite

Rust

IT'S FUCKING BIOSHOCK YOU DUMB NIGGERFAGGOT

USAs foreign relations

Finally! We got a winner!

A Number 6
>Extra DIP

Nope