Walk into your house

>Walk into your house
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do???

>turn 360 degrees
>walk out

>offer her toothpaste for her chacha

Verify she brought the body. High five T. On to phase 3

Try and talk to her and end up acting retarded and killing myself

punch her in the mouth

I would ask her how the Hell she got into my house?

Also, her eyes are too far apart. 0/10 Would not bang,

Put a firecracker in her ass

Turn 360 degrees and jump out window

Would try to wife

beg her to piss +shit in my mouth

I'd bend her over the sofa and give her an enema and then post it on Sup Forums

Pull out penis
shake it off

Offer her a drink, alcohic or otherwise and ask if she would like something to eat.
I hear shes a nice person, i have no chance of hooking up with her so I'd just treat her like any other guest in my home

Ask her what the fuck is she doing here - I ordered Rita Ora

>pull down his pants and suck his feminine penis
>get him nice and hard
>let him fuck my little boi pussy
>get tay tay to do the same to me
>proffit???

I knew I should have never gone back home.... I could tell how the trees were twisted as I pulled into my driveway. I open my car door and the cold dry air wrapped around my face and the static slowly settled and continued as it brushed my face.

I pause before opening the door. Surely, I shouldn't be worried. As I open the door, immediately positioned between the gap of the door was her hair......

I say whispering.... "excuse me..... what are you doing here".

Then she turned to me. My neck tensed and I nearly died standing up.

I am frozen with horror as she begins ripping me apart.

ULTIMATE RAPE

and tell her all i can think about is watching her get ruined by hung black guys while i'm stuck in chastity forever

Have her tell me where she is at on the chores. She best be done with the bathrooms cuz I'm hungry and the kitchen is waiting.

I would offer her some food and ask her what she needed, cause she just not going to show up randomly lol and if i could help i would

>tell her you're now on my private horse show
>display nigger dick

That face is adorable. I miss 2014.

Mistake her for a coatrack
Throw my fedora at her
>miss

>Taylor is standing there
>tie her up
>wait for a day
>confirmed 27
>kill her
>She joins the 27 club.

Gotta keep it going.

In all serious, I am worthy of being in the company of Tay-Tay.

Teyler lurks here

Clearly there is a problem if she is in my house.

I would say to her "You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this" as I hand her a bowl of eggs.

assume that i'm being filmed and act very courteous and witty and polite while slightly antagonizing her for having effectively broken into my home while also downplaying it due to her level of celebrity in the hopes of being potentially rewarded, financially or by way of social leveraging

Fill up her toilet

Offer her a drink

>find a trap in your house
fucking disgusting

Tell her to deposit $20,000,000 in my bank account and I'll keep it to myself that she broke into my home.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE