Anons post a superpower, and other anons try to limit it

Anons post a superpower, and other anons try to limit it.

Ability to breathe underwater

Only when on land

>you can only go on land

My left arm is a shotgun

only when penetrated by a dolphin

You can only breathe underwater.

>the ability to make explosions happen when I say Chernobyl

Yo what frame is that with the Rakta Cernos?

It is only explosive diarrhea and only affects you.

>the explosions only occur on Jupiter

Ability to turn water into beer at will

>the beer tastes like piss

The ability to roll dubs every time I post

...

Your name is Chernobyl, and if you try to say anyone's name you say Chernobyl.

>ability to conjure any raw material in any size.

>only on reddit

The ability to snort powdered sugar and within five minutes cough up 99.9% pure crack cocaine

But you aren't allowed to post.

You can only post once a year

>Your dick shrinks by 1cm each time you do it

Ability to fly

Anyone who inhibits this guy needs to crawl under a bulldozer and wait for it to start moving.

But you can only go mach 20

Ability to travel in time backwards and forwards

Only up to 20 ft above sea level

Can only do so in 130 year increments

You have to take a shit every 2 minutes.

The ability to kill all niggers with my mind

Only fly 2 feet off the ground and for one second

>xray vision

>Ability to not want to fucking kill myself

You kill yourself

But you're a ngger

Xray is your only vision

become sexu loli anytime i want

Only works when you close your eyes

Ability to get dubs on command

Because you're dead

Only ugly people will want to fuck you

Ocean cryptogrography degree

Only works when the thread is 5 seconds from 404ing

>Ability to cure all forms of autism

But only on Sup Forums

But only on yourself.

only when in the presence of subway jared

>the other 0.1% is Botulinum toxins

The ability to see through walls

but the water goes to your lungs

You take on the symptoms of every person you cure

Permab& anytime you get dubs

the recoil breaks your bones everytime you fire

but you're allowed to post cp

I can create super massive quantum singularities

explosions have a 2 MT yield and you aren't blast proof

rekt

but your posts are only visible to you

Your can make anyone orgasm just by thinking about them doing it

Firing pin is broken

I can paint vaginas and they become real

beer is non alcoholic

They kill you

I become a master martial artist at will

They always originate in your ass hole

But it's your parents you have to think about doing it for it to work

Really terribly at art

but you lose all your physical strength

You become even more autistic

they are riddled with STDs when they come to life

Ability to eat anything and never gain weight

You can never have orgasms yourself

>flying for one minute takes the equivalent toll on you as sprinting for a minute would

Ability to turn anything into a tomato

You can only eat while taking a shit

They are always rotten

You're allergic to tomatoes

you're allergic to everything except celery

You actually lose weight every time you eat something to the point where you become a shrivelled Ethiopian fuck

Ability to remain happy

I still wud tho.

The ability to get trips apparently.

I can make chinese people turn into cockroaches when they die

every time you use it you cause the person you were looking at to develop cancer

>Ability to never get sick/instant healing

okay, they're post op tranny pussies

Everyone hates you and wants to kill you

But I can only post limits, never powers

I can control any living creature'smind

Only while drinking bleach

im a pre op tranny, so i really dont give a fuck

Animals too?
I feel like I could live the loner life as long as I had animals and could live someplace to avoid people

For. 0.06 seconds

But you're still fucking dead inside and eveyone around never knows it because you just act so happy all the time to the point where it's not even your real personality anymore, it's a fucking façade you put on in a pathetic attempt to seem normal even though every forced smile you put on takes a little piece of your soul to the point where there's nothing left.

Oh wait, that's me! Carry on

your sadness is transferred to anyone you love until no one loves you, then all of the sadness you would have felt hits you all at once

the ability to die painlessly

I said everyone. Not everything. Animals not included.

you can only force them to commit suicide

You must first live in agony for 50yrs

while chocking on nigger dicks

well shit nigger, they spawn with a plump butt muffin inside of them

life is agony

The ability to not be a nigger.

The ability to summon hot drinks from thin air

all of your negative emotions transfer to the person you love most

Ability to phase through walls

they become 8 ft. tall zombie roaches

I think it's just default preset for Sup Forumsros

you are yellow

>but only when your super power is useless

I wholeheartedly second this man

no cups included

As long as you're wearing a chastity belt

you live in Somaly

Checked

Has to fuck a nigger to kill a nigger of the same sex of the one you fucked.

There's a 50% chance you'll stop midway through phasing and be trapped inside the wall

degenerate

Power to have every power

you mean cut in half?