Anons post a superpower, and other anons try to limit it.
Ability to breathe underwater
Anons post a superpower, and other anons try to limit it.
Ability to breathe underwater
Only when on land
>you can only go on land
My left arm is a shotgun
only when penetrated by a dolphin
You can only breathe underwater.
>the ability to make explosions happen when I say Chernobyl
Yo what frame is that with the Rakta Cernos?
It is only explosive diarrhea and only affects you.
>the explosions only occur on Jupiter
Ability to turn water into beer at will
>the beer tastes like piss
The ability to roll dubs every time I post
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Your name is Chernobyl, and if you try to say anyone's name you say Chernobyl.
>ability to conjure any raw material in any size.
>only on reddit
The ability to snort powdered sugar and within five minutes cough up 99.9% pure crack cocaine
But you aren't allowed to post.
You can only post once a year
>Your dick shrinks by 1cm each time you do it
Ability to fly
Anyone who inhibits this guy needs to crawl under a bulldozer and wait for it to start moving.
But you can only go mach 20
Ability to travel in time backwards and forwards
Only up to 20 ft above sea level
Can only do so in 130 year increments
You have to take a shit every 2 minutes.
The ability to kill all niggers with my mind
Only fly 2 feet off the ground and for one second
>xray vision
>Ability to not want to fucking kill myself
You kill yourself
But you're a ngger
Xray is your only vision
become sexu loli anytime i want
Only works when you close your eyes
Ability to get dubs on command
Because you're dead
Only ugly people will want to fuck you
Ocean cryptogrography degree
Only works when the thread is 5 seconds from 404ing
>Ability to cure all forms of autism
But only on Sup Forums
But only on yourself.
only when in the presence of subway jared
>the other 0.1% is Botulinum toxins
The ability to see through walls
but the water goes to your lungs
You take on the symptoms of every person you cure
Permab& anytime you get dubs
the recoil breaks your bones everytime you fire
but you're allowed to post cp
I can create super massive quantum singularities
explosions have a 2 MT yield and you aren't blast proof
rekt
but your posts are only visible to you
Your can make anyone orgasm just by thinking about them doing it
Firing pin is broken
I can paint vaginas and they become real
beer is non alcoholic
They kill you
I become a master martial artist at will
They always originate in your ass hole
But it's your parents you have to think about doing it for it to work
Really terribly at art
but you lose all your physical strength
You become even more autistic
they are riddled with STDs when they come to life
Ability to eat anything and never gain weight
You can never have orgasms yourself
>flying for one minute takes the equivalent toll on you as sprinting for a minute would
Ability to turn anything into a tomato
You can only eat while taking a shit
They are always rotten
You're allergic to tomatoes
you're allergic to everything except celery
You actually lose weight every time you eat something to the point where you become a shrivelled Ethiopian fuck
Ability to remain happy
I still wud tho.
The ability to get trips apparently.
I can make chinese people turn into cockroaches when they die
every time you use it you cause the person you were looking at to develop cancer
>Ability to never get sick/instant healing
okay, they're post op tranny pussies
Everyone hates you and wants to kill you
But I can only post limits, never powers
I can control any living creature'smind
Only while drinking bleach
im a pre op tranny, so i really dont give a fuck
Animals too?
I feel like I could live the loner life as long as I had animals and could live someplace to avoid people
For. 0.06 seconds
But you're still fucking dead inside and eveyone around never knows it because you just act so happy all the time to the point where it's not even your real personality anymore, it's a fucking façade you put on in a pathetic attempt to seem normal even though every forced smile you put on takes a little piece of your soul to the point where there's nothing left.
Oh wait, that's me! Carry on
your sadness is transferred to anyone you love until no one loves you, then all of the sadness you would have felt hits you all at once
the ability to die painlessly
I said everyone. Not everything. Animals not included.
you can only force them to commit suicide
You must first live in agony for 50yrs
while chocking on nigger dicks
well shit nigger, they spawn with a plump butt muffin inside of them
life is agony
The ability to not be a nigger.
The ability to summon hot drinks from thin air
all of your negative emotions transfer to the person you love most
Ability to phase through walls
they become 8 ft. tall zombie roaches
I think it's just default preset for Sup Forumsros
you are yellow
>but only when your super power is useless
I wholeheartedly second this man
no cups included
As long as you're wearing a chastity belt
you live in Somaly
Checked
Has to fuck a nigger to kill a nigger of the same sex of the one you fucked.
There's a 50% chance you'll stop midway through phasing and be trapped inside the wall
degenerate
Power to have every power
you mean cut in half?