What is the meanest/most offensive thing you've ever said to someone in person?

What is the meanest/most offensive thing you've ever said to someone in person?

I told a kid in the middle of class after he had a hard time saying a sentence to "go home and get the correct number of chromosomes and try again"

I told a gay kid I wouldn't share my drink because I didn't want to get aids. Fuck gay people.

I also stole money from a homeless guy but he had it coming

Oh wowwwwww so edgy such an edgy thread

i told a kid hes dumb lmao

I told a girl in the 6th grade
>You're the reason your dad left

I also stole money from a gay guy. Like $150

It's not stealing if you sucked his dick to completion for it. Fag

when i was like 12 they wheeled a spacker into the class and i was like 'get the fucking retarded ogre out of my face t makes me feel ill'

got suspended for 2 weeks

>Told a German foreign exchange student that I never understood how Germany could lose two world wars until I met him.

Once told someone they were garbage and should rethink their life choices because they fell down in front of me and started crying from a minor fall.

>wheeled a spacker
kek are you a manc?

I told my wife that she is only good for a blowjob and a credit score

scouse ahahaha

I told a slut that if it wasn't for blowjobs she'd be unemployed

Once told someone "at least i know my dad"
>his dad died when he was 5

Called a black kid a nigger and he was twice the size of me lmao

Oh man, I've said so many horrible things to people, I can't remember them all.

I'm a terrible person.

I told some guy named OP to kill themself once

I told a girl whose father died a month ago the following

>i can understand why your father died of a hearth attack, stupid whore and i am glad he did because you deserve it.

this happened because she asked me out and i said no. she kept insisting. she was probably going through a hard time. didnt give a fuck

i dont know if this really counts but there was a girl on tumblr who did cuts that looked like cat scratches and i called her weak and then she progressed a few weeks later to cuts similar to coldnessinmyheart level

I assumed gender

"There are kids with leukemia on their death beds praying for that breath you're wasting." -to my feminist sister at Thanksgiving dinner 2013.

Watched some kid say exactly this when we were in elementary. Rob Deluca?

When I was 15 I called this jewish bitch a "crook nosed jew whore" to her face. She cried.

A class mate said that his mom was dead and i said that i fucked her dead.
If he would habe punched me in the face that moment he would be right. Im ashamed f the fact that I said such things.

I told my autistic sister I was going to put her in a home when our mom died.

I once told a black person that I liked his hair cut. He was bald. ha ha. fuck you bald people

I call people "killer" a lot. Its kinda lame but its just what I do. "Sup, killer?" etc

So a friend of mine accidentally gets pregnant and is all torn up about what to do. I support her and eventually she thinks getting an abortion is best. I go over to her place to comfort her cause she's all messed up after it.

>she opens the door
>sup killer
>so many tears

kek

>was 6 or 7 years old
>a girl's dad died in a car crash and the neighbours put a cross on the side of the road (he died near his house)
>I saw that girl cry and I asked her "why are you crying?" as I didn't know it was her dad back then
>"If you ask me again I will mess you up" she said while sobbing
>got angry and punched her in the gut and said "i hope you join him you ugly stupid" (kid insults I know but I was 7 ffs)
>got beat up by a woman (her mom i guess) a few days later and I remember she hit me so hard i blacked out
Another one:
>in school
>we were all white except a gypsy girl
>used to beat the shit out of her and call her a "nigger go die heil hitler"
Life in east Europe is interesting and I had a funny childhood

this one time i was going in to the classroom, my white classmate was hanging by the door with another who was black.

our native language is not english. i told the white mate in our language;

chocolate boy how you doing?

chocolate is chocolate. nigger got it.

lol

This isnt exactly an insult but ill never forget there was this extremely autistic kid in our high school but he was still smart enough to do work on his own. So anyway he had like an infatuation with Thomas the Tank engine and if you told him that Thomas blew up he would literally scream in class at the top of his lungs to stop it or he would kill you or hurt you or some bullshit. So one morning I decide to go into the library and photoshop a picture of thomas superimposed on a nuclear bomb cloud. Needless to say he found it on his desk later that day and turned into the Incredible Hulk. Flipped desks, tossing tables, poking fingers at people asking if they did it, screaming at the top of his lungs, had to wait for the SRO to come take him out of class forcefully because he was threatening people. It was fucking great 10/10 would do again if I could today.

When I was in sixth grade, a black kid came to our school to read a poem he wrote about MLK. The whole school was there, waiting to watch him read it and before he started he exclaimed "well it's ok to laugh". At that exact moment I let out a deep belly "HAH'. Half the school erupted in laughter and he buried his head in embarassment. I had never seen an adult who wasn't my family so angry at me before, my teacher was livid she looked like she was about to rip my arms off

I had no idea wtf kind of affect I could have on people when I was that age, still kind of feel like a piece of shit for it like fifteen years later

...

That's poetic.

I once said to my ex: if you flossed, bathed, and dressed nice I'd still prefer to put my cock in a rusty blender & could you and your gum disease stop calling please my phone is melting.

>be me, 3rd grade
>at lunch buy last ice cream sandwich
>"can I get that?"
>I turn around and its a 4th grader who is black(I'm white)
>"no, I want it"
This kid looks me with a scary ass face and says
>"You are my enemy"
>Time passes, best ice cream sandwich ever
>during recess, go on swingset
>two 4th graders come up and come onto the other swings
>ohshit.jpeg
>it's my enemy
>we start beefing back n forth with just shit insults
>"you look like Michael Jackson"
>then he says what started it...
>"Yo mamma whiter than the white house"
>it's go time
>I think if he can be racist then I can too
>"Oh yeah..."
Pause because I know this is a zinger
>"Well you're a nigger"
>I said this in third fucking grade
>He gets off the swings and gives me a death stare like I killed his dad in a Chinese movie
>it's obvious he's gonna tell the teacher so I start yelling I'm sorry
>he told on me and literally nothing fuckin happend to me
>they called my parents that I called some black kid a nigger
>they forgot about it in 2 days

I once told a chick she looked like Drew Carey

You're op

Here's the thing; you probably were a piece of shit. The bad part is you'll never forget it.

t. A teacher

savage af fam

Once told person I didn't like their pants, they were wearing dress.

Those are Eminem lyrics

Gtfo

>be teacher
>have a 13 year old female student
>she is a slow learner/stupid cunt
>doesn't even do shit in class
>one day she comes to class with her eyebrows looking way too fucking small
>literally looked like she had drawn them
>classmates are all laughing at her quietly
>I'm good at laughing at motherfuckers, so her friends point me her eyebrows so I would something funny
>don't tell her shit, continue with my class
>time for them to produce some writing in their copybook
>retard student isn't doing shit
>says she lost her copybook
>reply that she probably left them next to her eyebrows
>whole motherfucking class burst into laughter
>her friends at pointing her eyebrows and crying of laughter
She obviously cried like a bitch, I spoke with her outside the classroom and I told her that is was her fucking fault to be mocked at for not having her copybook and that I would do it again if necessary. She never forgot her copybook again.
>mfw being a teacher

"How many times a week do you go to the gym?"
"every day" he responds

"Well then, you sure work out a lot to LOOK THE SAME."

rather not talk about it

>I'll break your dads legs
>MFW, his had is in court while his son is testifying and his dad has a cane
>Dad is a cripple, I didn't know

This is the greatest thing ever, you legend

Agreed, but lemme tell you had I known what kind of affect that joke would have made I don't think I woulda made it

easy to say now but I really don't think I would have, after being bullied in Jr High my whole world changed, it brought out an empathetic side of me I didn't know I had

I won't care if you kill yourself, do it faggot i know you're only seeking attention, DRINK BLEACH HANG YOURSELF I WANNA SEE YOU DO IT AND DIE. FUCK YOU.

Me to my (now ex) girlfriend
She didn't an hero, and now does it to others.

>I once told a chick he look like a friend of mine (diego) she asked "why annon?" i replyed because you are just as harry as he is.
i was drunk as hell but still felt like shit the moment she started crying,
> after that she got all the hair removed and got realy preety so i think i did something good in the end :)

>everything I say is right
Those who can't do, teach, and they teach it pretty fucking badly.
I've never had a good school teacher in my life and I'm successful than they will ever be at 20 years old. I don't like the education system.

Who me? No... I'm the nicest and sweetest boy you'd ever meet! I wouldn't hurt a fly!

Some bitch at a party was laying into me after I made a joke about paedophilia, really crazy rant. Apparently her husband was up on charges for diddly going his two young daughters. I caught her alone in the kitchen, I said "no wonder your husband started to fuck your daughters, you're such a cunt who'd touch you?" it made her vomit in the sink. Kek.

It was my privilege

Well probably when I disowned my dad

I told him exactly why.
The truth was the harshest thing I could have said at that point.

It's cause you're the devil

:O

>things that never happened

>you're a loser

>to a kid who made me look

Not my finest hour.

This chubby kid was being ass in class so i went and collegue him fat in front of the whole class
I could tell he was getting real mad si i followed up with that he should cut his tummy so he could ended world hunger

told a girl i'd rather be gay than date her
still feel bad about it to this day a decade later

Dude, you're a piece of shit until the day you die. With sincerity, fuck you.

Not really mean or offensive by any standards but I'm a quiet guy so this was the most.

Once got so fed up with this bitch nobody liked who kept talking her ass off about everyone (you know the type) in class I just blew up and shouted at her .

"Don't you ever shut the fuck up? Can't you get that nobody wants to listen to your meaningless shit?"

I was going to apologize but she left and when she came back the next day she was much quieter. Decided it was worth if she hated me. Funny thing is, some of the others in class thanked me for calling out on her shit.

so underrated

did you at least get a bj?

every day i say shit that's much worse then all of this, just becouse i can't stop it.

You're welcome jackass.

going to nonexistent hell for laughing at this

To a niece
>You're the kind of ugly that you will never grow out of because you see ugly on the inside
... she was 14

that's the same as rape

Anyone else with weird fetishes? I'm a gay male and I've never told ANYONE this... (not even my diary haha) but I have a terrible... fart and burp fetish. I've had it developing ever since I was like 5! I remember watching a cartoon and there being a scene where a guy farted/burped and I would keep looking online for it... and I had no idea why I was so interested... but now it's a fetish... this is not trolling lmao I'm being so serious. Do you think fetishes are devoloped before you even know it? This is so weird to me

in psychiatry i said to someone ,,You are so ugly, how did you found someone to rape you ?"
she was 13

>Died of a hearth attack
>hearth attack
>fucking hearth
Anyway, she deserved it if she was interested in dating a retarded like yourself.

Well i'm not the one that distributed child porn, imported a wife from the Philippines then had the children taken away by social services.

The faggot deserved everything he got.
I spent the next 4 years trying to fix myself

>working at a games store. Stupid little nazi wannabe autist cunt comes up to buy far cry 3. I greet him with 'shalom brother' he fukin flips out and manager calls cops and he get banned for life. Kek Imma not even Jewish.

You know Mimi?

Try for 4 years to fix self
>Failing this hard
Must try harder user

Ever see that family guy scene?

"They made me their king"

i dont care that you broke your elbow

generally not a mean person, and this might not actually be mean
>half asleep on desk, down time in class
>weird kid is talking how he had a baby as an imaginary friend that he would take care of
>'i don't know what made me remember, i just sort of forgot about them'
>"it's irresponsible to forget about your children"

Not bad.

Pretty good.

lol

That's a compliment for a woman!

Pretty good. Hahah

Beautiful but not personal enough.

I think we have a WINNAR

not even an insult

...

I don't believe in morals. The worst shit I've ever said has got to be to my mom cause I know her the best. I've taken that woman's life apart, every bad decision, every mistake. Holy shit... From her personality to her intelligence to her physical looks.... Hahahaha

At least I don't fuck up greentexts retard.

My gf has the sort of Mother you want to die, self-important, controlling fucking Jew with delusions of such grandeur you'd swear she was a nigger. Anyhoo, she has this sleep disorder that means she has an oxygen mask on while asleep, so I tippex'd 'zyklon b' on all the cylinders in the shed. Walked home like a boss.

told a super pretty girl at a party that she'd be kind of cute if she lost weight (she wasn't even fat).
she has an ED now and is skinny as fuck 10/10, and she's my gf.

>forgot to add that manager gave me free copy of far cry 3 to apologise for being racially vilified kekekek

The only thing you LLs are good for is keeping skin grafts alive.......hehehehehe

bs

I force my Ex to give up her child to be with me only to leave her 8 months later. She gave up custody and blames me. W/e, I told the bitch its me or the kid cuz i wasnt trying to be a dad. She chose me and i left later lol

"I'm glad your dog died." - To a cunt of a friend who wasn't a friend. He routinely abused the friendship and I didn't know any better. He was later expelled from school and arrested for breaking into peoples houses.

"I've lost all respect for you." - To a mentor. Took years to repair that relationship. We were both in the wrong at the time, and I think we both recognized that.

That's about it.

Told a 5 year old girl who was knocking a window to get my attention for fun to get cancer and die.

Definitely in the top 5 in the thread.

Fucking beautiful...

>you're a catwoman

As a childhood leukemia survivor, I approve of this bantz.

"Don't talk to me. You're a loser."

First day of freshman year. It's not even that mean, but it's always stuck with me. He spent the next 4 years being picked on and I never really spoke with him again. I'm sorry Rush.

>o

i told my teacher this:
You are so fucking retarded, that the best thing you can do is kill yourself.

Not bad.

similar shit happened to me