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Fake and gay
>literally you
yep
ITT sharing stories of your endeavors to earn the flavorful tendies that we have earned
>be me
>Spend 3 MONTHS hording GBP
>Go ask mommy for my tendies for din-dins
"I'm tired user, and you had breakfast Tendies, now leave me alone with new daddy"
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>I shall have the Tendies, they are my sole purpose for living
>Grab my good boy peepee jar
>Empty it on mommies new rug
>Go outside, like a fucking normie
>the fresh air burns my lungs and the sun sears my flesh
>it hurts, but I do it for tendies
>go to mommies new boyfriends car
>slash tires, use hose in gas pipe, give it nice succ
>Last time I gave a succ this nice it got me 50 GBP
>fill my good boy peepee jar with vroom vroom juice fro new daddies car
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>go inside
>grab lighter from new daddies Jacket hung up in the closet next to my fedora collection
>enter living room and stand infront of mommy and new daddy, raise the jar in the air and light the lighter
>Fear no evil
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>Screech at the top of my big boy lungs
"UNLESS 12 TENDIES I DO GAIN, I WILL LIGHT YOU UP IN FLAMES"
>Mommy looks scared
>New daddy starts talking, but is interrupted by the smashing of the gasoline filled peepee jar
"HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
“DO NOT INTERRUPT ME, UGLY SWINE, YOU SHALL NOT SPEAK UNTIL THE TENDIES ARE MINE!
>Mfw mommy bought me 24 tendies
>Mfw I lit my hand on fire
The best part is, the stupid cunt didnt even think about taking away any of my good boy points.
Second best part is new daddy is going camping deep in the woods where “no one can hear us” next weekend, I wonder if they have wifi?
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>Be me
11 years old
>just discovered fapping
>Over bearing parents make me sleep with door open
>In shower
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>clasp both hands around my limp penis and begin maneuvering them like a kamakazi pilot
Not working
>thinking hard
idea
>Penis is round
>shampoo bottle is round at the opening
>I take the cap off of the shampoo bottle
>shove my boy-shaft inside of it
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>I begin thrusting like a fucking piston
>knock on the door
"user? You've been in there long enough, get out of the shower, now."
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>try to pull it out
>it's too hard, it's stuck
>begin pulling on it to get it off, won't work
I pull my fucking hardest
>slip and fall
>shower rod came down with me, shower curtains would offer no help this day
Parents barge in
"What the he... WHAT THE HELL!"
>mfw my parents walked in on me with my dick stuck in a shampoo bottle, crying on the floor with a shower curtain on top of me
>mfw I'm a literal disappointment to my family
>mfw I got a bible for christmas
>mfw I already have one...
Nice job copying this faggot
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Another copy
but gay is (You)
"copy"
from what?
Nigger
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You posted 3 things to try and give this thread credibility.
All 3 were fucking horrendous.
where did I copy this from exactly?
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*picture of smiling cgi banana taking off it's peel and covering his penis*
>Be myselves
>black communist mongol burrnesha polygender genderqueer with a third gender attachment
>Be heading to myselves college safe-space as myselves have recently received my fourth triggering of the day
>two non-binary citizens of the planet Earth are coming myselves way
>Both wearing shirts
One says “I’m with her (arrow pointing left)” and the other saying “I’m with him (arrow pointing right)”
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>Reach the door of the designated safe-space
>myselves reach the door first and since there is a man heading in, myselves must assert that myselves cannot be dominated by his white-male privilege
>as he passes, he speaks
“Thank you m’am”
>What the FUCK
>Call him a transphobic pig for assuming myselves identity
“I.. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to offend you, what is your gender?”
>TRIGGERED
>Call this piece of shit scum out for even daring to be transphobic enough to ask myselves identity
“My bad, I’m so sorry for offending you, can I make it up to you?”
>you
>YOU
YOU!?
>This stupid motherfucker just assumed myselves pronouns 3 fucking times WHAT THE FUCK
>Leave the so-called “safe-space” and go to myselves gender studies Proffessor
>cry and tell them everything that myselves has faces today
“I don’t know how yourselves survived such an ideal, user, what a misogynistic racist, xenophobic, transphobic, homophobic bigoted piece of SHIT!”
> cry together
>Mfw myselves gender studies professor told the principal
>Mfw the misogynist was expelled from the college
>Mfw 3 more safe-spaces are created on campus
>Mfw all white males are excluded from the now perfect safe-spaces
>Mfw the oppressed few have finally reached the beginning of equality
Check myselves privilege
>Still not privileged
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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
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lol lost it
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Twitter:
Founded: March 21, 2006
Explain this
But wait, there's no more
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may you review my youtube channel?
youtube.com
Look away, doggo. Don't let this nigger influence you.
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hahaha because he's an ass slave...
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what the fuck is this shit?
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reported
go back to mexico
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why are you existing?
check them
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Is this like Serbian propaganda?
yes
Why did i lose to this
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lost
I found the literal faggot.
Somebody please make a legitimate Pokemon hack where I can do this
first time Ive lost in about a year. thanks user
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She looks like a caricature
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lost
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Lost, no bananaphoto tho
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twitter didnt even exist til 2013 fegit
more mustard?
Underrated thread
Lost
car·i·ca·ture
ˈkerikəCHər,ˈkerikəˌCHo͝or/
noun
noun: caricature; plural noun: caricatures
1.
a picture, description, or imitation of a person or thing in which certain striking characteristics are exaggerated in order to create a comic or grotesque effect.
"a caricature of Jimmy Durante"
That was the point you fucking un-humored autist
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Gore. Avoid.
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fuck off kool kid go circlejerk on plebbit
You're a fucking retard
These kill the man.
Literally.
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Stop these visual migraines
why would he copy it? it's shit
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more?
that dog is making a pentagram on the floor from dog shit, thats how you summon the devil