Trips decides what I get my Mom for Christmas

Trips decides what I get my Mom for Christmas

Only thing is it has to be on Amazon

My Mom likes dogs, horoscopes, and is a total MILF

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amazon.com/Empire-Labs-Clone-Willy-Light/dp/B000NBS2RE?th=1
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amazon.com/Aksautoparts-Crystal-Massager-Transparent-Trainer/dp/B01N5BX4WS?
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Furry tail buttplug

kindle fire

anal beads ...but you say its a neckless

wow that took an unexpected turn

12 inches black dildo

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A nice large TV

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An animal furfag dildo.

Give her your chopped-off dick.

Rollarino

dragon dildo

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get her this
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Buy a picture frame and put a picture of ur dick in it

GoCooper Dog Toys, Cotton Dental Teaser Rope Chew Teeth Cleanning Toy

Teeki - Designer Activewear - Tarot Magick Hot Pant

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Dragon dildo

Also we need pics op. Any milf is a milf I want to see.

That's funny

I second this.
> Says his mom is a MILF
> doesn't post creepshots/pics

Hold on let me get my other phone

It has the creepshots on it

A Furry butt plug, and tell her exactly what it is, in front of the family

Hurry up we want to see creepshots of the woman who's vagina you came out of

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Gift her those gummi bears without sugar

Give her a blowup doll

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Rolling for this

Roolllll

I havent' forgot about you guys

My other phone is fucked up and has to charge first

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gift her your love

your dick in a box

Good man op.

Symbian

Make her a dildo-copy of your own dick.
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A bottle of tide detergent

(odds) (evens)

A new son

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A chocolate butthole

huh, wait how is he supposed to... oh.

fuck the fagot that got these quads

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Socks

Like a whole bunch of fucking socks

Cum in them first obvs

Also leave the sock on your dick

Flip a coin:
>Heads
>Tails

A slip of paper that says "niggerfaggot"

Rolling for this

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so close, re-roll.

An egg wearing a tuxedo.

A picture of Jews getting gassed

OP said stuff that is on amazon

rope and chair

A loaf of bread

Get her a dead nigger

Make her put it on in front of the whole family
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Anal beads

This

amazon.com/Aksautoparts-Crystal-Massager-Transparent-Trainer/dp/B01N5BX4WS?

one more, then leaving.

nothing

Pregnancy tests

this

a whole lot of this

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This

how you do dis

birthday giftwrap paper, wrapped in christmas giftwrap paper.

this

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Fag

Framed picture of you after a self facial

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Furry Anal Bead 10/10

Tell her you're pregnant and she's the father

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do hwat Sup Forumsro?

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Lamp that projects colored water waviness to ceiling.

Assorted Candy

ASIC dominator A4 bitcoin mining appliance

This

amazon.com/Black-Male-Love-Penis-Entry/dp/B00UVRFV7E/

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1000 Titty Coin (TIT)

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