What the FUCK was up with the boat ride?

what the FUCK was up with the boat ride?

What was her fucking problem?

I JUST WANTED SOME FUCKIN CANDY WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS SHIT

Interesting bit of trivia, Gene Hackman didn't tell anyone about the boat ride and what was about to happen. This was because he wasn't involved in the film at all.

the willy wonka factory is actually hell

YOU LOSE, YOU GET NOTHING, GOOD DAY

This comment is reddit as shit but it made me laugh hard, so good job I guess.

>Is it raining?
>Is it snowing?
>Is a hurricane ablowing?
2 spoopy

That comment is Sup Forums as fuck.8 years ago, the would have gotten a lot of lawls.

Willy Wonka was actually God and trying to warn the sinners of their dangerous futures ahead if they continued their sins.

Seriously, why did he change his mind and let Charlie win? He clearly broke the rules, and Wonka reverses the punishment because Charlie didn't have time to sell Wonka's gopstopper recipe or something?

ok, I admit that I laughed.

IT WAS ALL A BIG RUSE, A TRIAL OF SUGARY PROPORTIONS, A TEST OF SWEETNESS, because the candyman can

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they all broke the rules. the difference is Charlie tried (halfheartedly) to set it straight and demonstrate his honesty by giving him back the gobstopper.

The other kids
didn't give a shit.

Through the eyes of a child the world is magical

Wonka just wanted a blowie from Charlie tbqhwyf.

>blowie

Who the fuck says this?

THERE'S NO EARTHLY WAY OF KNOWING

Wonka was an eccentric madman who was disgusted that what it meant to be a child had changed since he was young. He had secluded himself because the industry he worked in cared only about business and lacked the virtue of youth, and he was frustrated because the new generation of children he wanted to make happy were too selfish and angry to receive the happiness he was trying to give them.

Was he a virgin?

>That chicken getting its head cut off
Seriously, the world was a better place when kids movies included something traumatizing.

You know he was getting that oompaloompa boipucci on the reg.

The gobstopper was literally the only thing that matters. Do you think the mighty Wonka doesn't delight in a cheeky little theft? It's copyright theft where he draws the line.

Inflation fetishists made her do it

>this wasn't the first reply

Disappointed.

hows your first day here?

You know this is reddit how?

Somebody post the top cunny

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The other kids didnt have a fucking chance. As soon as they fucked up, they were murdered or just disappeared. Charlie was allowed to bumblefuck around after drinking the fizzy lifting drinks.

Ah, but Charlie managed to get himself out of trouble without Wonka's intervention, which is a sign of the kind of quick-thinking required to run a candy factory.

What was Mike TV meant to do? Or Veruka? Or Violet? None of them had the chance to get them selves out of trouble. Mike was Shot with a laser, Veruka was dropped down a pit into an incinerator and Violet was poisoned. Augustus would have been fine if he knew how to swim, I suppose.

It's like you didn't even watch the movie. The man who wanted to buy the gobstoppers was hired by Wonka.