Most perverted thing you ever did thread

Most perverted thing you ever did thread.

Post stories about times you peeped, jerked off somewhere you shouldn't, craziest deprived sexual acts that you couldn't tell anyone you know about.

I had missionary sex for the sole purpous of procreation

>be me
>13
>just started jerking off a month ago
>had to go to grandparents
>my 18 aunt is thicc as fuk
>i jerk off while im sqezzing her ass and fingering her
>she was asleep the whole time and didnt notice
>made her orgasm in her sleep
>it was amazing

Animal!

I've always had a fascination with womens clothes & shoes.
>Be 15
>Stay the night at friends house
>I always wake up early
>middle of summer his parents are gone, he's still asleep
>go into his mom's room and immediately search for panties
>Find a few pairs of panties not really sexy but will do
>Get bra too
>alternate between jerking with panties/bra
>figure every room has a hiding spot where adults keep sexual items
>search room and find exactly such
>a shoebox with lube and a rabbit vibrator
>I go to find some of her heels
>use vibrator and cum on a pair of white and cork wedges
>Love vibrator
>take it home
>more fun was had with that vibrator but thats another story

Yeah that totally happened.

>be 18
>super hot neighbor asks me to dog sit
>go into her room and raid closet
>jerked it in her panties while sucking her toothbrush

>be me
>14
>At a public pool
>Really hot girl
>9/10 hot
>looks about 15
>she's wearing a really lose bikini
>Her nipples kept falling out
>Went near her
>dived underwater
>fapped while looking at her tits
Never got caught

"raped" a drunk girl at a party

Jerked off as i listened to my hot af sister getting fucked. Pic related.

>that look on her face
>the look of a cunt that has just discovered she can get anything she wants (money and attention) by using her sexuality
>she has just realized that she'll never have to work a day in her life; never need to suffer for anything
Why do we allow cunts out of the kitchen, again?

Fuck yes. It's my fantasy to be raped at a party. Don't want to be so drunk though that I can't be aware/enjoy it. But need to be drunk enough to get raped.

Dilemma

Do it. Go to a college town and become a living petri dish. I'd love to see your pussy full of multiple men's cum.

>>ex gf and parents go on vacation
>>they pay me to house sit and take care of the cat when they're gone
>>last day of their vaca
>>finally give into urges
>>steal gf's mom's panties from her room
>>furiously masturbate with them in the bathroom until i cum in their shower
>>LOTS of cum, i was on like an adrenaline high from stealing them
>>instant shame/weird feeling afterwards
>>go downstairs and watch some tv to distract myself
>>say goodbye to cat
>>never tell anyone this story until right now

I'm in uni now. I've tried, but it seems harder than you would think to have happen to you.

I'm shy as a scared mouse too... so that doesn't help my situation. I think I'm average-ish looking? Fit from rock climbing.

Fuck if I know.

wear something slutty, make a lot of noise, touch guys a lot and you'd be suprised what can happen.

If you get drunk enough to seem catatonic just pass out and wait.

I was about 13
Was watching girls underwater in a crowded swimming pool.
Became very horny so jerked off and came into the water.
Wasnt ashamed at all enjoyed it.

>be me years ago
>fresh out of the navy
>in college on gi bill
>have a nice place
>had parties all the time with plenty of booze
>im not a bad looking guy but i always attracted ugly chicks
>would get let them drink as much as they want
>crash at my house if they like
>i would sneak peeks at tits when they were passed out
>nothing too crazy
>one time had a girl pass out in my bed instead of couch
>spent the whole night groping and playing with her
>5/10 at best
>giant areolas
>next day she applauded me for being a gentleman
>we dated for a couple months
>dumped her hard no reason

>Me
>18 years old
>No job, dropped school at 14
>Ugly as fuck, no muscles
>No friends, no one loves me
>Forever alone
>Parents kick me out of the house
>Nowhere to go
>Life is definitely fucked up for me
>Nothing to lose
>It's winter
>Try to find a spot to hide from the wind
>Find a dark alley between two stores, behind a laundry, dryers blowing hot air outside, perfect spot
>Around midnight, hear footsteps approaching
>See a woman, seems in good shape, beautiful face, maybe around 25yo
>Decide to rape her, show her a knife, she doesn't scream, doesn't resist
>It will be warmer in prison than outside and I will gain muscles
>She tells me she likes it
>It was
>WTF
>Invites me to her appartment

>Now have a wife, a kid, a good job, muscles
>Feels good man

You know some of us have some self control. Just saying.

Need to work up the courage/social skills to even be flirty or whatever. I'm just not "that" girl.

Tried getting fairly drunk at a large house party, generally stumbling around and then "passed out" in a front bedroom of the house. Enough people saw me. Like, I even wore a short skirt, low cut tank top, "passed out" slightly spread on the bed with the skirt hiked up, and pulled one tit so my (smallish) cleavage was out almost to the nipple.

Nobody tried anything and then I got cared for and helped home by some super nice guys. Didn't really know anyone at the party, but was haning around with lots of people. That is the bravest I ever got.

>WANTS to get raped
1. That's not how it works.
2. Yes, we already know that's what all you dumb cunts want.
3. Tits + timestamp or GTFO.

Tits or gtfo

>Wore panties every day to highschool
>I'm a guy

>sucking her toothbrush

I jerked my little cousin off through her diaper

>cunts
>self control
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAH!!!11!!!one!!!

Sure, sure, you've got plenty of self respect-- that's why you claim to be a female on the internet so you can get attention for it.

Now post your tits with time stamp, cum dumpster.

Licked my friends 19 year old sisters used bikini on the pussy area. Fucking felt great

Win from her phone? Gotta be more

because sometimes i want a sandwich at work

>me
>don't give a fuck about neets
>don't give a fuck about attention whoring
>Just asking for rape advice
>Only retards post themselves naked online
>Good chance at a future with good job
>Not fucking that up
>Love PSL's
>Uggs are comfy as fuck

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I would have sucked the vibrator to try to get some of her taste.

did everyone miss the samefag op?

>be married with kids
>Be on business trip
>Horny as hell because wife got fat and sucks at sex
>See adult store
>Go in and see booth
>Check them out and see glory holes
>Leave booths and buy condoms from qt at checkout
>return to booths and proceed to suck and get sucked for a couple hours
>Repeat the next night

Sup Forums turned me gay I guess. It was exciting.

>be home alone
>sister has used bathroom before she went out
>toilet is playing up
>hasn't flushed properly
>one of her turds in the bowl
>rubbed it all over my dick
>painted my nipples brown
>licked it
>scat tastes salty btw
>beat my dick like it owed me money
>came buckets
>felt guilty even as the jizz was erupting from my balls
>had a shower
>had another shower
>and another
>never did anything like that again

Its not about attention whoring its about proving your a woman. A pic of your tits and a timeatamp with no face wont fuck your future. Were just gonna assume your a dude looking for attention otherwise.

>self control

I jerked off in a parking deck and cleaned up with a receipt instead of a tissue

Started visiting Sup Forums

Good point, user.

I'm a dude. And I have enough self respect to not spend my money and time on the off chance I might see a nipple.

Her pics sync to my cloud.

Obviously, pretend to be drunker than you are. Stumble and pretend to nearly pass out.

Was she getting fucked rough? I bet her was working her pussy over good.

Touched my moms tit when I was 13 when she was sleeping, let my friends dog lick my dick when I was 14

gosh, for the things that are legal to post, i rubbed myself off in class when i could see up a girls skirt. the lights were out and we were watching a movie.

Yeah. I got so hard. She was trying to be quiet. It was so hot. Her heavy breathing and moans made me explode. She's perfect and so fuckin sexy.

Go to a black party and pull this. You WILL get raped.

I was bored with regular porn and wanted to do some stuff to my butt. The spatula in the kitchen had a perfect dildo shape. I put it in my ass and came, it was pretty good. I through out the spatula and my parents never asked about it. Maybe they knew because the end of it was shaped like a dildo, we had it for years and it disappeared one day after I hit puberty. VERY INTERESTING

>Family was over
>Hot cousin
>Shes on the only one my age so we hangout in my room
>Bored
>Come up with genius plan
>Bet her I can beat her in Jenga
>If I win she has to lick my feet for five minutes
>Shes confident she can win and quickly retorts with if she wins I have to lick hers for ten
>Play the overconfident card and say its a deal
>Once it gets down to the wire I take a fall
>Act sad
>She jumps on the bed with her feet hanging off and starts going on her phone while I lick
>When she's not looking i was stroking my boner through my pants
>After 10mins I sit in a position to hide my boner and put on a butthurt face
>Say im gonna use it and walk to the bathroom and finish off to the taste still in my mouth
>When she leaves fap again

jerked off on the subway

Where do you go to college?

Lmao

jerked off and came all over my gf's mom's bikini - she then wore it at the beach the same day

>heard putting pressure behind your balls holds off orgasms. Used body weight and the edge of a table for pressure. Still came and it was bloody

>jerked off for chick on omegle with tits bigger than my head. Early bloomer, found out later...

>hacked a school friend's email and jerked off to her pics.

one time i masturbated

How old was she? Did the boy have to sneak in? I bet she was face down, getting rammed hard.

Tried that, see above.

Most perverse thing?

>go on honeymoon to family cabin in the woods
>new wife has said she's not really into BDSM... doesn't like it
>tie up brand new wife
>decide to role play
>her role: innocent little virgin school girl tease
>my role: kidnapper that's butthurt about hot girls
>say some mean shit to her
>something about hot girls get whatever they want for free
>start spanking and flogging her
>raep time
>she bursts into tears and cries for an hour
>months later she says she changed her mind: she kind of likes BDSM now...

All women want to be submissive toys. Some of them might not admit it at first. But they all do actually love to be abused, humiliated, and used.

If at first they refuse just make up some stupid shit about it being empowering or whatever and they'll literally lick shit off your dick.

jerked in the woods, looking at girls crossing a path

She's model-tier, user. Good genes. Has she ever had BBC?

>Sleepover at aunt's house
>female cousin is having a party
>her friends stay the night and slowly pass out watching a movie
>too beta to touch anyone
>find sock
>mm sweet teenage feet
>smell one sock and cum in the other
>girl asks other girls why her sock is all crusty in the morning
>Mfw

Yeah, but I also generally enjoy not being stabbed and/or HIV positive.

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came over grandma's face - she has alzheimer's

Queens U

You?

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Well there was that time when I was 14, was webcamming and chatting 2 13 year olds. One told me to close my eyes while she changes. I watched. But lets be honest she wanted me to. She changed on cam.

Whacked off in the middle of class while staring at the girl I was jerking off to.

Bought a teen girl mannequin, installed a fleshlight and used it as a sex doll

It's ridiculous how hot she is. My friends all wanted to fuck her. She dated a black guy in high school. Bet he rammed the fuck out of her.

>be in psych
>cold as fuck
>fapped in the shower every chance I got to stay warm
Fortunately no one seemed to notice.

Answer

No he would come over when our parents we already asleep. She was 17. I was 14. Then when she'd come home from college she'd bring guys over sometimes too. I would cum so much.

Bold move.

Did that too. Jennifer. Had the nicest legs and dick sucking lips.

>be me
>19 years old just finished school
>Joined the army
>Far away from my gf
>Horny af
>All dicks not chicks around
>Had to stay on kitchen to help
>Have a thing for military hoes
>The chef is woman
>Pretend that my button from my pants pop off
>Tryin to make her touch my dick
>Nothing
>I ser her coffee cup
>Still coffee inside
>I go behind to wash
>I start jerking off while look at her ass
>5/10
>I nut in her coffee
>Watching her drinking it with pleassure

thats fucking hot. would love to see your cousin or her feet.

I had sex with a cuck's wife for 3 years. We had sex outside twice, I peed in her mouth once, also I took her anal virginity
Also, I have sex for money. Made $300 today

Mooooooore

i would love to do this.

gmu

ate my sister when i was 13. saw it in a prono so i gave it a try on her. she liked it but then we both felt weird about it and never did it again.

Was riding horses with a small group when I was 15. Hot girl fell off her horse and broke ribs. Paramedics cut her shirt off to check her before they put her on the spineboard. Immediately went to the bathroom and came buckets to her perky tits.

Did she cummed?

So basically you want to be "rapped" like in porn?
it's actually common women fantasy about getting rapped, you know the "fantasy" excite them to be dominated by a group of men,it's just stupid in my opinion.

How old was she

Fucked a high school girl I was tutoring after I graduated college

I wish I had a hot tutor when I was in high school.

>be 16
>have 9 yr old sister with fat loli ass and long sexy legs
>always wears booty shorts and prance around the house in my old muscle shirts
>finally cant take it anymore and pretty much force myself on her one night
>do everything but penetration while she protested and cried
>made sure to keep a hand over her mouth while my other one explored to my delight
>after about 20 minutes she just gave in and laid there obediently while i licked, groped, and sucked all over her body
>afterwards I started telling her that if she told anyone that dad would find out and kill or beat me half dead and get arrested and mom would divorce him and shed be forever known as the girl raped by her brother
>spent the next week terrified and didn't do anything to her since she started sleeping in her room again since
>finally after a month i realized she wasn't gonna say anything and slowly started to harass her around the house
>id grab her ass when she wasnt paying attention or id make her sit in my lap and rub her kitty while she begged me to stop since wed get caught
>I took her virginty and im pretty sure I took all of her firsts but she finally made me put a stop to it when she turned 16
>i thought she was gonna go full soap opera and have me thrown in prison but now shes 25 and she still hasnt told anyone
>we keep up small conversation during family and i hang out with her husband occasionally, and since he hasn't murdered me its safe to assume only me and her know about what I did
>mfw brother in law told me he doesn't understand why she never wants to hang out with us

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>be me
>14 years old
>I always try getting my cousin horny
>she is 13 at the time
>I show her porn everytime we are together
>one night we are up at 1 am texting
>We start talking about boob sizes
>I tell her her are nice
>then we talk about dick size
>I send her dick pics
>she said she liked
>jacked off to her
>didn't get farther then that :(

Not that user, but adult stores with glory holes are great.
$10 for all the blowjobs/cocks you can handle

You're so fucked mate

fake and gay

What are you studying?

how do you find these stores ?? just need to go to them?

Chem engineering

You really don't belong here. I really shouldn't be giving you this much attention, whore (or more probably basement dweller).