Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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I wouldn't count Hibiki as underrated but she is a top bote indeed.

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Pls don't spam

Claim

I was meming

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Hi.

>I wouldn't count Hibiki as underrated but she is a top bote indeed.
I don't think I could agree more.
It's such a shame that most CV's look plain as hell.

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カラミチーマス

Hi there, It has been a while.
Which Pokemon is she from?
*boop*

still here

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O.

There's so many CLs and meanwhile all CVs are boring.

Claiming best girl

Heretic

It has been a while, hasn't it
It's okay, Hibiki is still a top cute
Kek

Gen 6

No, you can't have them.

Alice2 is mine.
Claimed.

This makes me happy.

Seasonal

Claiming Aerith Gainsborough.

No idea which one that is... does she appears in one of the games?
Am I cool for not being seasonal?
How have you been, top dude?

*boop*

How was your day?

I'm pretty much all consoles at this point, PC is something of a toaster although it can emulate PS2, so it accomplishes the purpose.

She appears in X and Y, and Omega Ruby and Alpha Sappire

Seasonal? I've been loving alice2 since 2011.
Try again, anonymous.

I emulate nintendo's handhelds on my phone, I'm also more of a consolefag but I awknoledge the power of PcGaming. 360, used to play soooo much GTA V online as soon as it was available.
She looks spooki, might try to check it out.
Is this sexual harassment?

Hex maniac was in ruby and sapphire -_-

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I claim komugi.

Maybe

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Oh yeah. Forgot about that.

Feel free.

Existing, how about you?

I did it.

Tbh I miss the older anons.

Hello everyone, hope your day went well
>no life
>Juvia claimed

Lewdvia!

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they are gone

I'm completely ok with it.
I'm posting in a waifu thread at 0:13 am. Life is crazy.
I thought you had finally commited teh suicide.

You live in South America?

Wew, same tbh

What made you think that?

/thread

Yup, Chile to be accurate.
Shall we hold hands? I could pretend to resist a bit if you're into that.
What was the deal with Sacho anyway, mind explaining me that?

Where do you get the idea that I'm lewd?

It's all explained in his goodbye message.

youtube.com/watch?v=gsbbGUKAq0M

>handholding
What kind of slut do you take me for?
>please do, and please resist a little

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I fucking hate Nuzlocke.

Hey all

youtu.be/gQWAcgefsQQ
Did you lose the mudkip?

My Marshtomp AND a Poochyena to a damn Shroomish!
All I have left is a shitty Wingull.

Internet is very awful tonight
What a cute.
Shiro is pretty cute when she's upset.

But sorry to hear that.

Yeah but... bah, nevermind, he sounded like a weak minded person anyway.
Should we set a safeword or something? I'll bring the gloves, better safe than sorry.
Hiya chuuni qt.
Grind more, I beat my first gym leader with a level 15 team.

Poor Lewdiva has nobody to talk to!
You're always lewd!

Whats good in the hood qt nep nep

I'm I supposed to eat a burger while its cold?

youtube.com/watch?v=zwHZwvTdnPI

Gen 3 favorite gen.
Also that sucks.

>Internet is very awful tonight
Welcome to the club, I don't know what's happened to mine, it's gone down to 100kb/s.

Damn son. Effect spore fuck you up? I nearly lost BITCHWHORE to the rivals last Blastoise. Rain Dance and Torrent boosted Hydro missed and I am forever thankful.
He only has Wingull left.

microwave it?

Indeed. She's always cute.
My Marshtomp was level 30, the Shroomish was 18. The Poochyena, which I had just got, was level 14 or something. Didn't have anything to do with grinding.
Oh well. Nuzlocke is supposed to be hard.
Stun Spore, Mega Drain, and Leech Seed. All the damage I would deal he would just heal back.

Meh most the people i talk to aren't in thread.
And I'm never lewd.

youtu.be/XXS3XZwPaEk
>100kbps
Wouldnt surprise me.
Did you use any normal type moves? Tackle is still surprisingly powerful. You should have destroyed his anus.

RIIIIIIIKA
I just cheat in rare candies with my gameshark

I'm not the negro Nep, I'm the good Nep.
See? That's what happen when you don't go overleveled.
Well, it's not a cold pizza, but I guess you could, or maybe heat it a bit? Say lewd things to it?
God, it sounds like a massacre.

Didn't your gameboy break?

I have a question for you, if ya don't mind.

Do you sleep fully naked?..

b-but the veggies
s-slut

No normal type moves. Only thing I had that he wasn't resistant to was rock tomb.
It was.

Hey Megu! Cheating with rare candies is bad!

Ohhhhh sorry sorry nep nep my bad!

We do need protection...can the safeword be honeybun?

take them off user then put it back on

>I was lvl 90
I fixed it.
Thats silly. Rip run I guess.

Mine always sucks but today it's at it's worst, which is sorta funny because i thought last week would be it at it's worst.
How do they do it?

also how are things going? sorry i haven't been here much.

Heyo cutie.
Its street rules, bitch :^)
Is BITCHWHORE's data still corrupted?

Not while I am around hoe!

I have faith in this Wingull. I named her Emi, because Wingull is a fast Pokemon.
Emi the Wingull will carry me to victory!
I'm not sure how they made someone so cute. I could ask the same about your Nui of course.
Things are fine enough I suppose. Not much new. Excited for winter break, which is soon.
How about you?
Hi Rikka!

Never personally done a Nuzlocke, before, but it seems somewhat fun and tense.

It was fine earlier this morning, iunno what happened to it.
youtube.com/watch?v=trlhrKqoJAc

Kek, sounds a lot like me. Can't wait until I can upgrade and get out of here soon. Moving in with a bunch of mates sounds like a good idea right about now.

Don't you want a warm burger? Whisper naughty things next to the bun~
RIP.
No worries.
Yeah sure, why not? Do you have any toys tho? Like, rings or bracalets?
Lmao, that name.

No, I fixed it. Caught that damn Zapdos first time. I damn near threw the thing again.
Ill believe!
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Found this. Loli snow Miku.

Heyyyyyyyyyyyy! I havent seen you in a while!!!

All your pics are so good~

i-it has ketchup already

It's my first Nuzlocke. I don't even know why I'm doing a Nuzlocke, I don't even like Pokemon that much.
It has been a while. How's life been for you?

No not quite. Boxers user boxers

youtu.be/ovtYbQvVrkU
Sounds like you hit limit. Flushed DNS?
You should see my Yellow file

heat it a little and clean it off with a towel or something

remove other waifu

It's hard to imagine how they can come up with something so cute it's hard to put into words.

Oh, that sounds nice.

I've been doing the same i always do.
Oh, well best of luck, nobody should have to have to deal with that.

t-that would be a waste of ketchup

you can put more

Heat it up with the ketchup. Its not going to change the flavour of the many hours cooked ketchup.

night

>I'm a big boy
God fucking damn it, my sides.
Why thank you, yours are quite good too actually.

w-what about the cream I don't have that at home
that b-burned my mouth last time