Ask a former Jimmy John's employee anything

Ask a former Jimmy John's employee anything.

number 9 with peppers?

go back to /vg/

comin right up
make me

where did you work

Jimmy John's

How does Jimmy John's utilize FTL technology to make freaky-fast deliveries?

Made possible by extremely small delivery zones and drivers that don't give a shit.

What's in the secret sauce?

Did you fuck with the pizzas

It's a secret
maybe

Why niggers?

i heard the bread goes rock solid stale after being exposed to air pretty fast, anything to say on that?

also why do you guys put a salad's worth of lettuce on a sub?

How'd you get fired?

Is your delivery actually freaky fast?

If I order a sub right now, when can I expect it to arrive at my door?

Manager caught me smoking weed on break.

reasons
Yep, shit goes stale after a day. Also, lettuce is super cheap and makes the sandwiches look bigger.
I left on my own terms
sometimes

what's Jimmy Johns? literally never heard of it.

why don't you ask the store dumbshit
think subway but worse

Dildo store here in Miami.

Non USfag here, please describe what is a "Jimmy John" and tell me if you dropped food in the floor on propose

> (You)
>think subway but worse

I went to subway today

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Hey OP I been to the first original jj's in Illinois

Not OP, but their delivery riders / drivers don't obey traffic laws. Can't count the number of times I've seen a biker cross on red or ignore a stop sign, and yes, traffic laws do apply to bicyclers, that is illegal. Most extreme I saw was I was at a red light, first in line, turning right, jimmy john's driver behind me drove through someone's yard to go around me, straight over the sidewalk, through their yard, over the other sidewalk, and on to the road.

good for you
good for you

that's a two for two
on the 'good for you's
well, good on you
but check under your shoe

Also former Jimmy John's employee. Fuck that shithole and never look back no matter how much they might plead.

OP here. Preach, brother. I wouldn't work another day at jj's if my life depended on it.
It was not at all uncommon for our drivers (or in-shop staff or managers) to be drunk or high on the job. jj's is a very hard place to get fired from.

Did people come in your store and ask to buy the signs hung on the wall?

food doesn't fit in the floor
no, I don't think they were for sale anyway

Didnt you guys have a sammich called an uncle tom or something? Funny shit

Did you ever meet jimmy john? I saw him once he looks like shrek.