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Hello Sup Forums
my 9 year old sister found my Loli stash on my PC half an hour ago. When I came in, pic related was open and she began crying when she looked at me
She now sits in my bedroom hopefully playing some ps4 and I seriously don't know what do to.
I already told her to not enter my room or she'll be in huge trouble. The folder was well hidden even though I live alone, don't know how long she sniffed around there.
She'll go back to our parent's house tomorrow and probably tell them.
How do I convince a 9 year old to not fuck my life up? Should I kill her?
Help me.

holy shit good luck op

Rape her

If a 9 year old can find a "well hidden" folder it's not hidden well enough.

Should probably kill her and your self, it's the only way out

Yes, do it.

Pics of sister?

Worst bread yet FBI, move along.

You delete it (and maybe replace with something you can say she saw instead)

...What kind of retarded kid cries seeing pic related?

Either way, if youre not underaged what does it matter?

Remove computer from house, play dumb. Tell parents "my computer's been broken for weeks, I've been meaning to get it fixed or get a new one. She threw a fit when I told her she couldn't play on the computer, so I have no idea what she's talking about."

She'll probably start it off by saying "user likes to look at naked children on his computer" which is not something you want her to say.

Rape her, make her crave your dick, and withdraw dick to make her promise to not tell, then give the dick.

just tell her not to tell anyone or you will die or some stupid shit she will beleve

This.
I don't think any of us are retarded enough to have advice applicable to your situation.

You could try making a deal with her or maybe pay her not to say anything

Kill yourself instead, OP.

You dun goof'd

Czek'd

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On the off chance this is real:

Talk to her. Tell her its just something you like, and that you'd never hurt a real child. Help her understand that different people like different things and hope for the best.

Put the files on USB, delete from computer. Show them Sup Forums Sup Forums or other SFW board and explain how she must have travelled to another area that you don't go on and found it.

Issue solved. She's 9 snooping on an unfamiliar computer.

Don't have any pictures here, and if I took one she'd be creeped out even more
Last used programs say she opened the picture viewer which lists all your images regardless of folder position and hiding status
Seriously considering. My parents are Russian and will probably kill me anyways, might aswell remember me as not a sick fuck
I'm well with my family even though I don't live with them
She's been a betraying cunt for all her life.
Thanks user, I could try telling them she saw petite porn which I'm into, that might work

she's 9. she's a kid with an imagination. You talk to her first and focus all of the attention on her doing things she wasn't allowed to do, such as use your computer or go into your room. Act like the man of your house/apartment, nigger.

If she's a cunty little 9 year old cunt, then you need to lie and remove all evidence and use the lie the other user said about not having a computer and her being a bitch cause she didn't get to play on it.

bleachbit everything for when the eventual investigation comes.

Have you talked to her at all aside from telling her to GTFO OP?

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that's actually a pretty good idea. op do this

>Parents are russian

ДА ВЫЕБИ ЕЁ УЖЕ, БЛЕАТЬ

cheeki breeki
>yv domkey

what a master, dear god

>Should I kill her?
Yes

push her down the stairs and hope she gets crippled, or gets brain damage so she cant tell anyone.

Hey dumbass, just tell them she watching anime. She is 9, so she isn't going to be that detailed. Show them some anime with girls in it. Say that is what she saw.

Easy.

/б/ уже не торт.

Seriously, five years ago this would have been 40 posts of "fuck her"

if your scared your parents are gonna find it just put it on a dropfile and delete it wtf t

Delete everything, no proof

OP. FUCK HER. UP THE PUSSY. WHERE ARE YOUR BALLS? NOT IN HER RIGHT NOW, OR YOU'D BE TELLING US ABOUT THAT. FUCKING PUSSY.

She's 9. If your parents ever ask about it just say she found your stash of porn and you're sorry you didn't hide it well enough. If they mention drawings of kids, just say she must have seen wrong, act disgusted and say that yes, there are some drawings but by god not of kids, she must have mistaken one.

Just tell her "its the way of life" or "its art" or "my friend sent me weird things online"

Ten years ago this would be full of loli and real cheese

Tell her it's a game.

Ask her if she wants to play.

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This OP. DELETE EVERY BIT OF LOLI YOU HAVE AND DO THIS

Try cyphering your fucking folder (or at least make it a hidden folder you dumb fuck). Then either Play dumb and say your sister just for mad because you didn't let her play with the computer or tell them it was one of those virus that spams porn in your computer or that it was a prank from a friend (an online friend if you don't have any real friends)

Ten years ago we would have been getting the OP to decapitate himself with a chainsaw in his neighbor's pool.

Try some r34 of war she watches
Some mlp r34

10 years ago you were both 4 years old.

>Implying you'd know

10 years ago there was only anime stuff on here and not this faggotry

>only anime on Sup Forums
>in 2006

lol
stop parroting shit you see Sup Forumsutists say newfriend

10 years ago OPs sister would have been a baby, and this would have been a very different thread

Show her your dick and tell her that it is lonely and it needs some kisses.
Bleach all loli on your computer.
Put on some sweet Scooby Doo cartoons and tell family that she freaked out when Fred split off with Daphne.
Accuse your father of raping her.
Easy, peasy brother.

That's why moot left
But it fixed nothing
It only got worse
We need moot back

>a 9 year old being a baby 10 years ago.

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When she tells your parents, just sit down with your parents and show them Sup Forums. Tell them that you come here for one of the many useful boards such as Sup Forums Sup Forums or anything else believable.

Then show them Sup Forums and explain how she accidentally went to this board where a bunch of weirdos are.

To be fair though, it is kind of creepy that you have loli pictures saved onto your computer. Don't go down that rabbit hole. Your embarrassment is nature's way of telling you that it's pathetic as fuck.

I am only telling you this for your family's sake. You need a sobering moment.

Do this. It's your best chance.

Even telling then it's just vanilla hentai is better.

>Implying it wasn't the case

>hurr durr muh edge ur newfriend

nigger kill yourself

BABYFUCK, IT"S AAAWRIGHT

The answer is simple, Live out your loli fantasies. She'll learn quick... Really quick.

anime reaction images /=/ anime fagbot

by 06 Sup Forums was being invaded by normalfags, the weebs retreated to their containment boards aside from occasional raids.

Don't listen to all the terrible people who tell you to harm your sister.

You should talk with her reasonably and tell her it's her choice, and explain to her the consequences of telling it to your parents

Consequences? like death right?

Maybe this?
>doubt it though

see
this is the only way to be, show them girls thats practically naked and say you found it arousing but also you demand privacy

lel look at this fag

this can't be real
i hope it is though

Let's see... Don't fap to children you sick fuck

>by 06 Sup Forums was invaded by normalfags
>aside from occasional raids

Yes, you should kill her. Stream it and we'll all help you get rid of the body.

Hey faggot.
Check this shit.
This is Sup Forums you worthless piece of shit. Get a sack or GTFO.

maybe that's why she cried?

>didn't at least mark as hidden
>doesn't disable recently viewed
>doesn't encrypt the stash
>9-year-old finds porn
>nigger wut?

source it fam

>Last used programs say she opened the picture viewer which lists all your images regardless of folder position and hiding status
I really fucking hate that thing.

Agreed

I did mark it as hidden, but I'm not autistic about it since I have no reason to

Friends will help you hide.
True friends will help you hide bodies.

Sauce,user

Make her story so outlandish your parents will never believe her

Put on blackface, run into her room with a battle cry of your choosing. Take a shit on the floor, then rape her. Force her to go to McDonald's with you, buy 100 chicken nuggets and threaten her with a knife until she eats them all. Then throw a massive party at your place, featuring live music, several clowns and at least one magician. Destroy all evidence of all that you've done and take her back home.

You'll be fine.

What's all this talking to her shit?
She's 9 years old.
She's probably too young and dumb to understand you might try to explain to her. It's just gonna confuse her tiny child brain.

If it ever comes up though, the "I was watching Jap cartoons and she musta mistook that for something else" angle is probably best.

>living alone
>hiding porn
yeah you deserve whatever's coming your way

how do you make gif like this

I hide mine on my phone's deleted images. Every 30 days, I renew my photos and I also can back up on the cloud or a USB drive at will.

well, as we can see now, yes you did have a reason to

>become hymenoplastician
>destroy evidence of rape on a 9 yo
piece of cake

I took screenshots of each step, saved them, then brought the into photoshop to make them a gif.

Yeah, who's gonna find this kind of shit after all? Your 9yo sister?

This is a good idea.
Clowns and rave music always make things better.

you live alone so i assume you are over 18?
Loli isn't illegal
Who gives a shit what your parents think OP

post pic of sister

Inject her with heroin so that she passes out and forgets the entire last few days even happened.

you are compromised, scorched earth protocal

>wipe with Gutmann algorithm
>reinstall OS

or

If the police might get involved
>destroy the HD
>flush every flash down the tolet
> get new HD
>profit?

Ps. don't hurt the girl it is your carelessness that got you into this mess in the first place.Fap smarter fool.

>Should I kill her
No you mentally ill degenerate
Do what this guy said, problem solved. Don't be such a dumbass in the future.

you know, all this 'talk to her' bullshit is just going to bring more attention to some shit she's just going to forget about on her own anyway

key point:
was she crying cause "omg user-bro is a pedo and he's gonna rape me"
or was she crying cause "omg I got caught snooping in the computer I'm not allowed to use"

This. Your parents probably passed you off as a degenerate failure anyhow. As long as DHS doesn't knock on your door, don't worry about it.

I'm only hiding it when someone comes over

Well. here's 2 idea's......
1) Convince her you're doing research for a major report at school (if you are in school), or work, in the terrible world of child trafficking and prostitution and you're teaching others how to keep there kids safe.
2)Sit her down and have a heart to heart talk with her, (she is a 9 year old and a female), and convince her that you were looking and researching these things because you want to keep her safe and am thinking of going to school and working as a child counselor>
Good luck.
If she believes and feels it means something truthful to you, she'll not give up your secret.

Could you write the steps down in greentext for the lesser beings of this site, o great and powerful Sup Forums-user?

>not autistic about it
>let me hide this questionable material
>9 year old found it in moments
>autistic

Clearly you do

Start by killing yourself because you're a worthless disgusting faggot who deserves to die.

Just kill yourself you fucking idiot. And if you're too much of a pussy to do it, have fun being in prison married to big bubba. If you even manage to survive in there, have fun being on the sex offenders list and looked down upon in society and wished that you killed yourself then.