I am drunk. entertain me i guess

i am drunk. entertain me i guess

show pussy

Got me stroking so far.

pee in a glass fem

Lift your tits

go to bed.

Snapme

Lick nipple

Where are you from in the UK?

show...tongue..

puuuuuusssy for the bois

Write spectre deflector on your hand or thigh

mmkay

Sharpie in pooper or gtfo

Write "And I am, whatever you say I am. If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?"

holy shit those are beautiful.. I'm.. Struck

Write Tam

no

You know the drill sharpie in pooper

Write Tim on your left tittie.

...

...

Tell us how dirty you while fucking yourself

safety first, niggers second.

Put your arms together

ummm...nosharpie

What are you drinking? If dubs, you have to mix it with milk

More titties and how is your night today?

Finger then

Fucking perfection, princess!

Post your feet pls.

Hey good job on the tits

Show us your dick.

okayy

like.. tits are always beautiful if something's holding them up man. by themselves they're just ok

Show vid pls

Could you make a sign for me that says "John Blund owns this"?
It's my 19th birthday, you'd really make my day

Show your pussy whit face please

Get a better camera and better lighting

I can tell you the story of our gender war at my camp when I wa a kid, if you keep posting your tits/pussy and whatnot.

Savvy trade?

How does op want to be entertained?

Write spectre deflector on your hand. It's the only way I can get off

What entertains you? The idea of 25+ people jerking it to you.

Rolling

sharpie in ass or vag

Show the booty?

where you from?

Why do the pics look different?

Nice tits, OP.

Is your name Natasha by any chance?

May I have a fan sign? "Alex [Eliitev123] owns this" ? PLEASEEE

dont be rude dude

fan sign, pl0x

Because you are looking direcly into her headlights.

Hey that's pretty good

show butthole plz

The angle and the shitty camera make your vag look like some eldritch beast lul

he asked for a dick, who's rude now

Mmmm fuck yess! let's see that ass please!

its my birthday today
ths really made my day special thanks

write tits or pussy "wns"

Turn the room light on.

Inb4 new fags blow their load preemptively

rollin as well

What do you drink?

Perfect

im an olfdag blowing my load preemtively, I havn't changed a bit

Wasn't being rude and as requested "please fucker".

Oldfags already blew theirs when they saw a timestamp.

my name is john and its my 19th birthday too
i'm this guy

why the fuck do you have my handwriting

roll

Your ok man, just sad you almost rolled quads

Holy shit dude! Happy birthday man, OP you owe us both birthday signs :)

So yeah, obligatory feet, femanon.

Print out a picture with the word meme on it and act like it's a dildo and keep it there until you sober up.

Show us ass already

You're from the UK aren't you?

The perfect way to clear out all the faggot trap lovers. You're doing god's work, OP

them trips

i am you from the future

i can't. sorry

lets have a conversation about our lives because mine currently sucks and i need to be reassured it gets better i guess? ya

Is it possible to get Op's kik or anything else like snapchat

they're nice op. I suggest those pic, ill do the montage after

Draw hearts around your nipples.

Marry me?

Nice rather you should have put I'll entertain all of you can you spread your pussy for us?

why does your life suck?

everyones lives here suck bro

It's not going to get better we all just have to learn to cope with our miserable existence until the sweet release of death.

>i need to be reassured that it gets better
it doesn't.

how does your life sucks? The hardest thing anyone ever has to do is being human. It sucks for everyone, but it sucks even more for the people who don't do/make something of themselves.

lives? ok
>30 years old
>trapped in a dead end semi-abusive relationship
>no escape that wont end to her suiciding
>resigned to life getting steadily worse until something breaks
>live intense fantasy life on internet as a form of escape

how about yours?

yes, make a kik group

Not just ok, they are beautiful.

Check em

Well it's finals week and I am full of stress. But somehow your naked body calms me down. So how do you want me to cheer you up? BTW fantastic body

atleast you got a relationship.

that makes you the top 1% of Sup Forums

You re so nice OP i love you

THIS

If you don't take risks then you aren't living your life to the fullest. Go do something about your shit life, even if it kills you