Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed
Goodnight.
Rikka clamied~
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It's fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
Claimed
I know you're out there.
alice2 claimed.
Alrighty then.
>Nui's minute
You mean Nui's finest hour.
Delete this
Heretic thread
Actual non heretic thread:
Reminder to bow down to empress Satsuki
Heroin Jesus claimed!
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Corpse fuckers
Cuties like you belong on their knees~
Nui is my wife!
Actually my phone autocompleted "mine" to "minute". But she is mine.
This kneel is the best I can do for you maam
Lmao, wrong thread, uh?
>boops your nose.
What's your problem?
Pretty sure you said minute!
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still here
and
well what do you like?
>claiming anyone other than Empress Satsuki
Heretics
Huh?!
S-stop it, heretic scum!
I do it everywhere.
How is everyone?
Birthday girl in her birthday suit
I did. Because my phone is stupid. But she is still mine regardless. I would know, I was doin birthday things with her all day!
What is an empress next to a Grand Couturier?
Get on your knees and please me~
If it brings you low enough to please me with your mouth then that's okay~
I'm a little drunk...
How's your night, beautiful?
>boops harder
Ah, alrighty, but you're still wrong!
Get on your knees and bow down to Empress Satsuki
Oh no no no dont worry about this, I love this~ Its going okay, just playing OW off and on I wanna stream again but I already did once earlier, how about you???
But actually you're the one who is wrong about me being wrong because I'm right.
Nah
Ow!
How D-dare you?!
How dare you picture Lady Satsuki in lewd poses with a lesser being?!
Heresy!
Nonsense, you speak gibberish!
>gentle boop
5 feet, 8 months,
Nui does what she wants. Noone can stop her.
Only if by gibberish you actually meant truth
come on guys say something
Ugh! The only booping shall be down by Lady Satsuki
>boops back
I did not make any errors, you don't speak the truth!
This means war!
>Boops you upside down.
youtu.be
Why did you think mine was heresy?
You have to do that to me first
>Why did you think mine was heresy?
?
See
But I speak lots of truths. Like "Nui is beautiful", "Nui is fun", "Nui is my wife", and "Nui is the best".
Anyway, I must be going. Back to Nui now.
That is me.
Sleep well, Mai.
Bastion was a great game, good taste as always.
Have a nice day, Rory.
But I usually go to bed in about 3 hours.
Oh, sorry.
The wife part is a lie as usual.
Rest well though.
I meant when you do decide to head off.
You get the idea.
>I did not make any errors
You have now, by messing with Lady Satsuki!
Die! Die! DIE!
>intense barrage of booping
Because lady Satsuki wasn't then OP
Those aren't truths though
Truths would be:
"Satsuki is beautiful"
"Satsuki is unforgiving"
"Satsuki is our Goddess and only goddess"
And "Satsuki is the best"
Days nearly over. Im relaxing before Chinese, drinks and banter at a friends place in just over an hour.
Good game, good soundtrack, good voice acting. Disturbing that its a Warner Bros game, they never had a good track record.
Satsuki a shit. Nearly Tuka level shit.
>Rory-sama
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You pig in human clothing!
Heretic. Burn in the depths of hell.
Now I don't know who this Tuka is but if she's comparable to Lady Satsuki then she must be amazing.
>Satsuki a shit
Says the gothic lolita
do not post lewd imgs in our threads
>Counter boops!
Forgive me, my goddess
I forgot my image.
I must go to bed immediately.
You're lucky that I have to get a good rest so I can worship Lady Satsuki all day.
Farewell
Who got the sand in your vagina?
Tuka is a confirmed turbo shit, by more than just myself. Shes a mentally retarded teenaged elf who cant face the fact that her dad died. So you just called Satsuki a mentally challenged teenager. Good on you.
>says the gothic lolita
More pure than 'emotionless egotistical cunt'.
Nui user said she was a birthday girl so i posted birthday suits
I had no idea whom Tuka is. Satsuki is nowhere near that bad of a status.
Its hard for her, a goddess to have a bad status though.
>egotistical cunt
Lady Satsuki is not egotistical
She is all of our's goddess, generic gothic loli filth
I shall boop you next time we meet, farewell!
Welcome back.
>boop
>generic
Hah.
You already said that Satsuki is on Tukas level. So she is pernanently a shit.
Rory is a true goddess in 40 years. You just pretend, like a shit.
your both edgy tbhfam
I know Sonokawa's birthday is in December, but I don't know which day. I'm not worthy of being her husbando.
:ok_hand:
What about her debut?
where is she from by the way?
What debut? and she is from myanimelist.net
If it makes you feel better, I dont know when Courtney's birthday is at all. But then again, it was never brought up.
The date the anime/manga was released = debut
Claimed?
I mean what was the date the first episode of her's aired.
Terrible husband.
That's tricky because there two dates.
Well the first episode was released in July to a private audience. And again in September.
:laughing_tears:
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B-but there's little to no info about her, just a lot of speculation. Plus she never had any background info, she's just kinda... There
QotT, is there anything you like to listen to before bed?
I'd go with the September one due to it being the one where she was shown to the world.
Which one is first? I would go for the manga.
THEN YOU JUST WENT FOR HER BY THE LOOKS?!? HOW HORRIFYING!
more
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thank
>Hamakaze claimed
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more like kamikaze haha
I didn't just go by her looks, I'm not shallow. I like how's she's loyal and devoted to her group, even if it is for the wrong reason (in this case, summoning a Pokémon to dry up the world). She has an interesting type of view where if she gets focused on something, she'll take an interest and will pursue it. Its just in the game, she's more of a background character so we dont get to know much about her hometown, what she did before joining team magma, or when she was born.
WEW
Rumia claimed
Did she do something in that special pokemon origins thing or whatever it was?
I mean not really. She has a vision of groudon killing team magma, but then gets interrupted by the arrival of brendan and Septile. She talks to him about the sub and how's it heading to the seafloor cavern, she pulls out a camerupt, Says she wants to analyze him while pulling a yandere face like pic related, and the episode ends
Oh, right, my mistake, but that's quite a shame, though quite cute.
there's plenty of pokemon manga, maybe some of them do something with her?
Bulbapedia doesn't say. Not for the 2003 Courtney, or for the current Courtney.
I don't know what this is but i ain't clicking that.
Oh, that's a shame, maybe something will pop up.
Its a doujin of Courtney
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I'm certain he was looking for something else.
Rumia steal!
the link ain't even working nigga
Rumia retain!
Yeah. It'd be nice to know about her, but its equally fun to try and guess her orgins. Either way, I'm content with who she is now
Worked for me deadass
I will get her.
RUMIA WILL BE MINE NOW.
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Its a shame how she was removed in pokemon emerald. She's a real qt
REROLL