Post your Christmas lists Sup Forums

Post your Christmas lists Sup Forums

Playstation 4 (+games)
Chromecast
Bose Noise Cancelling Headphones
New pair of Vans
Steam gift card

too old for x-mas

Just had a baby, was told from wife that she would try to get me something for my birthday (april) feels bad man.
I'm too old to complain without coming off like a bitch.

is it to save money or is she just a cunt?

save money she is also stingy, she got presents for my parents, sisters, etc.

I got her a fitbit (she has been wanting one for awhile)
This is parent life I guess

a new 3DS--- broek mine last month

> my college loans paid
> Stephanie Scott as my sex slave
> a nice car

I'm a simple man

USA Truckers hat

Hey, money isn't everything. She could still try to make Christmas special by baking your favourite pie or cake/knitting you something

What are you, 12?

Beef Jerky
Socks that outlast the shoes
All the crows in the tree outside to go the fuck away

I'm a man of simple desires.

money for drugs

To pass away in my sleep.

the fact that I had to look up who Stephanie Scott is means you have a problem

>22
>paying college
>broke
>all i want is terraria on steam
>/Sky___

12 and a half, cunt

Why not just drugs?

yeah but I cant bring that up without coming up like an ass :/

duvet
protein shake

fuck me times change.

a noose

You shouldn't need to tell her user. It's the thought that counts

aderall
a glass of whiskey
and diesel jeans

anything but socks.exe

divorce her and sell the kid

thebfact that YOU had to look her up dictates I have a problem? how?

shes not well known, i know. still, id like her as a pet. give her all she wants to make her happy except freedom.

>Playstation 4 (+games)
>Chromecast
>Bose Noise Cancelling Headphones
>New pair of Vans
>Steam gift card


either this is an underage ban or you should just kill yourself.

fuck, man.

>id like her as a pet
hahahaahhahah
is this real??

Look man, we're all entitled to our wants.
And yea, I would

i already got a car

so probably just cash

to lose my virginity

all I want for Christmas is dubs
check 'em

a microsoft zune

a girl shoving a microsoft zune in her pussy

A pound of ghost pepper powder

my list is to have family to be able to make a real list.

A gf


Oh and a Canon 6d Mark ii with a macro lens

A new record player and speakers. I know I won't get that but I will eventually buy it.