Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

still here

;)
>I win

...

Thanks for the bode of confidence my wife is going to get the cheat book for me tomorrow.
>claimed

i am awake.

Rumia claimed

afternoon

Claimu
Is that the thing from DKC3?

Good night guys. Hopefully tomorrow will be a better day...

Hm?
Where are you that it's afternoon?
Also, hello! How goes it?
>inb4 'it goes' or other vague answer.

What? You have a wife? Who do you love more your wife, or your waifu?
Ah damn.

night
well its midnight right now. actually excited for tomorrow

Can a real girl be your waifu guys?

youtube.com/watch?v=6gg1ehnDoY8
Teto is the only waifu-worthy Vocaloid.

Hey, same where I am.
Why're you excited for tomorrow?

the swedish tanks launch tomorrow in world of tanks or well later today

...

Yo

YOU FUCKING GUYS ALWAYS POST THE SAME WAIFUS! you fucking idiots at least post something different, i'm sick and tired of seeing the same waifus again and again and again, fuck you all, get some OC or gtfo, kill yourselves.

uh yeah?

Clammed

Hey that's cool.
A bunch of former-pals of mine used to play that game, I wonder if I should try sometime.

Don't worry fam, I wish I was dead too.

Oystered.

its a bit grindy i guess if youre bored give it a go

Cloystered

Hi. How's everyone's night going?

Them fish puns tho.

Shit how could I forget the reply

Goes to >Ika

im a bit tired but hello hanako

Hello hanako. How goes?

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I have to agree with this. Like half of the weeaboos I like claim Yuno as their waifu.

Yuno claimed.

wouldnt that put you in with them though?

>Checked

Hello Tomoko my love.

Pretty good. And you?

Dead thread

have you had a good day dear?
its been like this around this time

Late post

You know just sitting here. Waiting.

No because I'm Yuno's #1 fan.

For how long has it been like this?

>ika

i know an user that would disagree
a while now. its been me and hanako chatting while a few lurk. people are probably on discord or something

...

Mini Ika is too adorable.

More or less, it was a bit boring though. How was yours my darling?

For what?

Another Yuno claimer/ I'll kill them and take my Yuno from their cold dead hands.

well I moved some stuff around for a Christmas event for about 4 hours. they give toys to poor kids.
well there is 2 more and I quite like one of them.

I'll crush anyone in my way even if you "like" them.

No one else? Makoto? Or Mami? All I know is that telegram is on life support.

Thanks love.

Just waiting. For nothing. Next day maybe.

what about the other half of the weeaboos that like yuno?
Makoto lurks i think and Mami turns up every now and again

That sounds nice.

Well whadda we have here, a tough guy uh?

its a nice thing but no where near as nice as you.

>Says he loves Yuno
>Posts a pic with yukki
You're a fucking cuck get out of here you edgelord Yuno's mine

YOU SHIT, YOU"RE NOT SUPPOSE TO GET TRIPS
FUCK YOU

So there are 3 Yunos now?

Trips declare truth

Who is the real one?!?

Reminds me of this. Would watch the hell out of it.

-Hanako.

I'm the OG nigga, fuck all these fake ass tricks

Trips boys, yuno's mine

Okay I found the one I talk to, just trying to figure it out. I know that slang well enough

there was 2 but a new one is now a thing yeah
doesnt sound up my alley

Fuck yo trips nigga

fuck
yo
trips

That's all that you are. A nigga

Jesus christ they're all here now.

Oh my there you go again making me blush.

Wuz gud baby? Just had to drop by to check out this fake ass 3rd Yuno I noticed from archives

Who the fuck are you

It's fine, deny all you want
It won't untrip my post

Deny this

im sure you could do it to me right back

Hey hey hey just playing some games and saying hi to the thread, havent been here in a cool minute just wanted to see if we had any new faces is all! I see you are victorious, congrats bb

Yuno, that guy.

Ight Ight I oughta head to bed now, got work tomorrow

Cheeki fuck

I'm sure i could, you little cutie~.

This fuckin guy.

Good idea, I think I might too. Goodnight

Night friends

Goodnight. Sleep well~.

I think you should right now sweetie

Cheeki breeki?

I din du nuffin wron

Well why don't you come a little closer so i can feel you warm body against mine.

Maximum smug.

lewd but i am happy to be closer to you any chance i get

Which reminds me. Does M'smugs still show up?

Am i to late?

I can't sleep

never too late unless its past the image cap
because youre posting?

Post your ballistic missile

As am i. But aside from just our bodies being close, i wanted to see your cute face up close.

Not sure who you mean.

Yes. For what?

Claim

I dont know if I could gaze into your eyes for too long without feeling totally embarrassed

I believe name was Shinoa. Short person, purple hair. Liked smugs. Here's a pic if you need it.

>ika

Don't worry, it wouldn't last long. As i wouldn't be able to look into your beautiful face for long before giving you a deep kiss.

they do yeah less than normal but yes

*kiss*
enjoy :o
I'm gonna fap soon that gets me sleepy

i never understood why Yuno is popular. she's batshit crazy.

Ah yes i thought that might be who you meant. they usually post in the afternoon/evening.

youre just so sweet you know that?
doesnt your waifu shoot people too?

It's because they want someone who would unconditionally love them, like she does Yuuki. At least thats what i think.

Don't post *kiss* while showing your dick pls

Not as sweet as your lips.

Ok cool.

I didn't want to see that...

She would never do something like that!
That's very sweet of you to think that.

Good morning waifu

Smooth and thirsty

It's not mine :o
you asked for it ._.

i mean i dont have any balms or stuff
no ive seen the gifs

is 3am morning or night? :o