Prove you're white, Sup Forums

Prove you're white, Sup Forums

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I'm Argentinian

White enough

my phone is so big i had to lick the screen to take the shot.

i gotta be up for work in 4 hours

I know my father

white

I pay my child support

how fucking fat are you OP?

what a ham hock.

Underrated post 2016

White

These be some bitch ass hands in this thread.

Not white

I voted for Trump

Very white

My credit score is above 700.

wtf what is this for a disgusting hand..
look at the stange length of your fingers... omg i can taste the vomit in my mouth

I can swim

Oh shit, i swear im white.. Fuck niggers im not a nigger, right

i own a bike

I know what mixing hydrazine and hydrogen peroxide does and can calculate the energy released in the exothermic reaction
>also plays pokemon.

Thanks for the nightmare I'm about to have.

Fuck you my hand is beautiful

very white

Nah it's fine you just have long fingers and the lighting makes it look creepy
8/10
rate my hand?

White jew?

yo tambien. aguante el país mas austral del mundo

argentina is white as fuck

You play piano?

I've never been pulled over.

I can't dance worth a fuck, and I play RuneScape.

mods

Oh no it's fine, I play old school

This face is flawless

nvm mods

When I was a kid

White

am i white?

did you shop your hand?

whos fingers are that fucking long

Download. Jpg
Lol

I have never tried KFC
I also don't like watermelon

nigger.

i dont like watermelon, all the seeds in it are gross, if im going to have watermelon it needs to be the one with seeds, they are easier to pick out

i fucking hate seedless watermelon, it still has fucking seeds in it, they are just smaller and harder to pick out

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I have a solid plan for retirement.

fuck you got me

You can do this with a watermelon though

no, i imagine it would be exactly like when you get something sticky on your hands and cant get it off while you're out somewhere, and you cant get it out of your head that your hands are unclean. ohmygod and what if one of the seeds got under your foreskin that would be disgusting

I have 75% equity in my house ;
I have No Degree , but :
My car is paid for by work : AWD / Turbo ;
18months ago I got charged for Drink-Driving 1,400 kilometres away from home in the company-car : AND THE BOSS DIDN'T FIRE ME!

>>Seedless you uncultured nigger

Nah it's fine. I've done it before. And I don't have a foreskin so it's not a problem. It's not as sticky if you heat it up a bit first.

Maybe its because im femanon

Shove off you fucking nigger.

SEEDLESS WATERMELONS HAVE SEEDS
THE SEEDS ARE SMALLER, BUT THEY ARE STILL THERE

>>>muahhahah

plenty of chicks dont have fucked up hands, you just have alien hands

it has nothing to do with being a girl, theyre still spooky hands

seems good enough

could be worse

you look like my friends girlfriend lol

I clap at the end of a movie and when a plane lands, hate spicey food, and can't dance worth shit.

I'm white.

post a picture of her, am curious

posting from Russia

>slavnigger
>white
pick one

I cant... I'm blind

I have hairs on my fingers

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you got some tiny ass bitch hands, are you a fat girl?

skinned knees?

look at that nasty ass coke pinky

I've met my father and my kid.

I got fucked up on alcohol and kept falling in the woods, so yeah skinned legs. I also had a tick sucking my blood the same night.

well, my dick is tiny...

get yourself checked for lyme disease asap. Symptoms don't show up for 2-3 years sometimes but could be very serious. If you were being truthful about the tick

Alien detected.

thats horrible, ticks are disgusting

i had one burrow into my scalp, went mad trying to get the fucker out, couldnt stand the thought of a bug hiding in my skin

are the black lines scabs?, i cant tell, looks like thread sticking out of your knee

I've have have been pulled over, questioned, and been reported to police a good many times. None of which resulted in citations, fines, arrests, jail time, violence, or death.

Marfan syndrome?

Latino, not Mexican

I'll have to go to the doctors soon. Yeah the black lines are scabs. Having one in my scalp would cause me to lose it as well.

No I dont think so

user, when OP said "prove you are white" he meant white as in "aryan superhuman" not white as in "undead abomination hanging out at the graveyard eating corpses at midnight"

>eat chips with mayo
>getting 80+ grades
>believe "size doesn't matter"
>make intricate plans for the future to hold back ever-looming depression

I pay taxes

I look whiter than white people

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Wtf is this

>Fucking reptilian wearing human skin detected

I can drive in this

no criminal record

* My job pays over $50k/year
* Never been arrested
* Police call me "Sir" and are friendly
* My car is less than 5 years old, has no dents, and is one color
* I live in a neighborhood that hasn't seen a felony in decades
* I can go to the gym without smelling like a swamp after

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hwyte man reporting for duty.

im rich