IT'S A ROCK, IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY VULNERABLE SPOTS!

IT'S A ROCK, IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY VULNERABLE SPOTS!

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I remember this thing scaring me as a kid

That's a big rock.

>Look around you. Can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?

I saw the trailer on a Jurassic Park tape, and these fuckers scared the shit outta me

What a bunch of hotheads.

Best part

Funny how this was better than every star trek movie

Oh shit I think I've got those Jurassic Park tapes too

WE fucking get it, you're trying to banepost. Hilarious and clever.

For you

>my dick when sigourney weaver's cleavage in galaxy quest

mega milf

Well memed, upboated

IS THERE AIR?
YOU DON'T KNOW!

t. hothead

Let's get out of here before one of these things kills Guy!

MINERS NOT MINORS!!

Oh, you have a boner? don't worry, Miss Weaver will fix that for you

And all of the star trek actors loved it.

Still got those bad boys. The documentaries on the second tape were, GOAT, got me into King Kong and the 1925 Lost World and stuff.

funny how tim allen basically did nothing but shit after it

Second best part

First was
>We've gotta stop!
>We stop and we die! Tommy, just hold that thing down!
>You don't hold the turbo down! It's for quick boosts!
>Oh, like you know!

Baneposting is true meme kino, you hothead.

By Grabthar's Hammer... what a savings

>that's a big post
inb4you
Saying everything is big for you no matter what the context is reddit as fuck faggot

>Hank Hill ass
no thank you

>"Like you would a child..."

Don't cry.... you're a big boy....

PEDAL TO THE METAL

P E D A L
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TO THE

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>that James Earl Jones narration on the Jurassic Park documentary
>those test runs of the go motion dinosaurs and the CGI t-rex chasing after the gallimimus
So fucking good man, I might just rewatch that right now.
Are those old documentaries on the blu ray versions?

user pls
>he's an ass man

Here is the documentary you are talking about on youtube
youtube.com/watch?v=TUVAirMVru0
This one however is the one released on the Blurays which is a 2 hour long documentary on the whole franchise.
youtube.com/watch?v=w6OyVIPRLpI

Neat, gonna be watching these the rest of the afternoon. Thanks user.

I like this thread.

LET ME REMIND YOU SONNY

I
AM
A
GENERAL

IF YOU ARE COUNTING ON ME TO BLINK, THEN YOU ARE MAKING A DEADLY MISTAKE

should i watch this movie if i've only seen two reboot star treks?

EROSION

It's a parody of the entire genre (but mostly Star Trek), you'll be fine

It's funny even if you've never seen star trek, but its gut-bustingly hilarious if you seen some episodes of the OS

that CGI hasn't aged well

thanks senpaitachi

Looks alright to me

i swear he was anamatronic

what the fuck

He was, is 3D fanart.

>blonde Sigourney Weaver will NEVER be my friends mom and gently molest me
just die in my sleep already
( .__.) ( ;__; )

By Grabthar's hammer.............................................. what a savings.

I didn't ask for these feels.

You lost me

the best star trek film

t. hotrock

this part gets me by surprise every time
;_;

He wasn't CGI. The makeup job was actually on point for the time.

this part will always fuck my shit up

For some reason I was convinced this was Terence Stamp for ages.

This movie's a great example of a premise that could have easily turned out shitty if the wrong people made it. Could you imagine any comedy filmakers pull off a star trek spoof anywhere near this good?

don't say "on point." you aren't a black drug dealer.

how would you know?

you trying to buy a dime or what

The digital conveyor scene is amazing.

>I'm doing good with the pig lizard
>everything's fine
>but the animal is inside out

hit it in the stones

>I see you managed to take your shirt off.

Binford-approved

youtube.com/watch?v=fM_IQAhvnKQ

Bump in my pants