Ask a McDonald's guy anything

Ask a McDonald's guy anything

where do you work

Jack in the Box

Exactly how many bodly fluids have you injested?

How many times, or how many bodily fluids?

Bump

where do you work?

are you fat?

why is DQ a better place to work ?

two bigmacs please

Sauce on those McBuns?

he says two minutes to closing time.
>spits in food
>anything else?

What kind of animals do you have on. Your farm?

i'm not wearing any animals. And my farm is fine thanks!

I'm looking for a job and it's looking more and more like I'm gonna have to apply there. I'm really dreading it. Anything you can tell me to ease my fears?

What you need to become a chef at Mcdonald's

I bumped one of your hanging lights tonight with my hat and the light bulb fell out and exploded on the table.

Sorry about that

We don't have one here

That'll be $5.41

can i have fries with that ?

Once you get used to it, you do Jack shit and get money for it

Yeah, but they're going to be cold.

how often do you spit on the customers food ?

i used to work at maccas and we did it all the time

A degree from Le Cordon Bleu. Only a bachelor's though.

ive been working at dq for a few years. I literally was drawing all day at the expo station. Gotta love winters slow ass days

Almost never

did it twice. But that's only to rude ass people in drive thru