Its my birthday

>its my birthday
>sitting in room alone instead of banging a chick or even a hooker

i want to die

Go out. Fuck your birthday, just go out and do something. Anything. Do it. Faggot.

GISELLE GEWELLE !!!1!111!!

Take a loaded m9 to a walmart and rob it
Then buy a computor or something.

Happy birthday user, either hit up some aquantinces or go out and treat yourself, it's your special day so make it special, it's your choice to feel sad

find a craiglist whore. she might look like this but its something

How old are you?

When you'll go to shit today (if not yet made), think about your own cake you are making yourselves, look at it once finished and feel contented, think that life of others people is nothing better than that anyway, but you are stronger, because at least you know it, cheer

Does this pic make u happy?

27

see

Sso why dont you go out and fuck a hooker if this is an option for you?

Also, give details. Neet? Virgin? Profession, education? Why are you alone? Have friends? Where's the family?

If you don't have a dog,go buy one.
You will meet a lot of dog people(many girls).

where you at user?

it sounds stupid but i hate how i look and dont want to force a hooker to fuck me.

i have banged a hooker once tho

im a neet. Live with mom and sis. i hate my friends

aus, melb

aussie huh? yeah i'd probably kill myself if i lived there too

Bon anniversaire !! From France

Oh damn, I have friends there but unfortunately I'm state side.
Was going to offer to take you out.

Hookers are used to old ugly fat hairy dirty men.

If you are an average looking 27yo guy,the hooker will enjoy it too.

My Birthday was in October. I sat alone in a hotel room. Didn't do shit, didn't get shit, didn't go anywhere. Life sucks. I feel for ya.

im building up the courage to see one

that sucks bro

thanks

It's my birthday too!

If what you really wanna do is fuck someone, go do it. Women are easy.

Le futur n'est jamais écrit à l'avance pour personne ; votre futur sera exactement ce que vous en ferez alors faîtes qu'il soit beau pour vous.

not op
easy to say, but in reality where would he actually go? to a restaurant and then sit there alone doing nothing? or go to a bar alone and leave after 5 minutes of boredom?
think before you post, man

op you should order some food and watch a movie. even better if its raining outside, not to the delivery man though

>Women are easy.

not for social retards

Hot women are never easy.

Go to a bar.

Have a beer. Talk to anyone who sits at the bar.

Keep doing this.

Sure it's nerve racking talking to strangers, but if you pretend it's easy and fun it gets better. That's how I got out of the depressed shy trap.

Post pic of face in front of white wall. Cover eyes if must.

Also, most hookers have certainly seen worse.

>posting weeaboo comic pics

If you want sex, try growing up. Sex is for adults.

What the fuck its my birthday today as well.

Stop reading bleach and maybe read something that didnt ruin itself

Its ok man,my birthday was two days ago and my parents didn't even remember.

Happy 17th birthday for me and happy birthday to you I guess

>is on Sup Forums

i got a massive neckbeard. 2 secs

Ask questions about what they are talking about.
Be sincere.
If someone tries to friend zone you, politely say "I don't see you as a friend, I don't mind if we bump into each other at parties, but I don't want you to be my friend, I want more than that." And fucking follow through stop texting her.

Still failing? Wait until the bar closes and lower your standards.

there you go