Wake up

>Wake up
>Look outside window
>See this
Wat do?

Shave

Recalibrate my time machine... I was aiming for ancient Rome.

>go back to sleep, everythings going to be ok

Salute mein führer

Recalibrate my time machine... I wasn't aiming for the USA in 2020!

Give up the jew that lives next door.

Anschluss Zeit

this

Kill robot Hitler

Who is your favourite Nazi?

Cry tears of happiness.

Wonder when the fuck my house got moved and raised.
>tfw basement dweller with the only window looking at the back yard

"Scheiße! im late for the parade!"

get dressed, go outside and join my fellow men

>no Jew
So I'm gud I'd apply for a job at the ovens wife always says I overcook things

Join my aryan brethren with glee

>half asleep, thinking i might just be dreaming
>realizing this is real life
>thank god im white
>hold on, my grandma was born jewish
>aww shhhiiii

...

scream at the top of my lungs "SIEG HEIL"

Help Germany win the war.

>using the word glee
>of to the camp with you mi laddo

I fit the aryan master race criteria so it's alright. Just goddamnit don't betray Russia and invade them this time!

>trump and hitler in the same year
Maybe now we can start mining asteroids for tantalum and iridium before we fucking run out (20 years Sup Forumsoys) instead of guessing everyones' fucking gender and pronouns.

Immediately find a way to contact mein furher and provide him with knowledge that could possibly lead to victory.

w-where can I-I f-find t-this p-place

>poke my self to make sure its not just a dream
>celebrate

Well... how white do you look?

...

HIALRIOUS AND ORIGINAL

...

pretty much pale white, blue eyes and dark brown hair. i think i'd be okay till someone checks my family line

>tip fedora
>"m'fräulein"

invent the internet

>Smile proudly
>Go outside and appreciate it

Immediately tell mein führer to wait until the rest of Europe is under control before you attack Russia

Top kek

don't be stupid be a smarty come and join the nazi party

Actually the nuremburg laws would come into effect. You would be classified a 'mischling' and either killed instantly or forced slave labour

oh good, im not much for manual labor

>Craig's list

Salute Fuhrer.

OP's basement.

Take photos of architecture we will never see again.

Fucking THIS.

leave the US.

Wonder how the fuck I went to sleep in Cape Town and woke up in Germany

Finally realize all was just a bad dream, and go to work - a war is going on and we still need to invade England

Rub your eyes again to make sure it's not JFK in the car before you grab your gun and go for the kil.

>ima move to canada
Why aren't you moving to mexico, faggot?
You wanna bring all the mexicans here, but you don't wanna move to Mexico?
>pic related, its you

Masturbate