If this woman appeared on your bed and told you to eat the fries, would you?

If this woman appeared on your bed and told you to eat the fries, would you?

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Fuck no! You gotta draw the line somewhere dude...

Is this that lvplastic slut on snapchat?

Either way would eat

Not without ketchup or mayo. Also depends on how old the fries are. Nobody wants cold fries.

No because of the following.

1. I don't want food in the bed.
2. I don't like overly salty fries.
3. She's obviously trying to kill me with poison so she can steal my stuff the sell for drugs.
4. Who the hell is she to order me around? What gives her the right to tell me what to do?

>mayo
disgusting

no i probably would just rape her

ikr, who uses mayo with fries?

Hold on there, buddy.

If this bitch appears on my bed and says anything I would call a shrink.

Mayo on fries is the best shit. Might be bad for you, but fuck yeah. Fuckin drown 'em in that shit.

Just here for pics of this slut.

Also, who is this?

Fat neck beard detected

wtf i love mcdonalds now

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sorry, I always eat the dessert first

My wife mixes ketchup and mayo together, drives me nuts...

nothing, the fries would say I raped them

Are they warm and is there ketchup

1 more? Yeeee i can do 1 more

Nah...I'd fuck her while she eats the fries cuz we ain't wasting no gatdamn food

just like after you get done fucking on her period

I would bust a nut so big it would rupture her internal organs.

got ketchup??

Is this you OP?
youtube.com/watch?v=mJ36huw50yM

and by that you mean you would dribble semen into her vagina as you drip sweat onto her from your double chin and wheeze asthmatically

Yes.

I knew it!

More pics? My god...

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Is her dick painted like a fry?

How old?

The fries.

Nice try nigger.
I just came right from /FIT/ and let me telly you that shit is fucking awful for your body. No protein (Need I even fucking go on? NO PROTEIN = NO GAINS) and this shit has as much protein as OP has fucking girlfriends. FUCKING 0. Plus that shit's deep fried, which means all you are going to gain after eating that shit is MORE FAT DUMBASS! No pussy in the world is worth that trust me. Even if you could convince me to even CONSIDER eating a SINGLE FRENCH FRY in exchange for..... oh I don't know..... the ENTIRE WEALTH OF FUCKING ZIMBABWE, I WOULDN'T DO THAT SHIT. Fries are almost as bad for you as being a Sup Forums faggot or a fucking furry. Nice try faggot, but I'll take my fries in one way and one way only; IN THE SHAPE OF A FUCKING SET OF DUMBBELLS THAT I CAN LIFT TO GET FUCKING HUGE

kek

5.

Probably open the door do a 360 turn and leave

Why does he have the V for Vendetta mask as a face?

They're McDonalds fries so they'd be stone cold even 5 minutes after purchasing. Fuck that.

can't tell, is that the same girl?

also, who's the girl? she's obviously a pornstar for running a nude snapchat account

and that's what why you're a virgin

Eh, somewhat attractive some days at first; but after months of watching her snap stories lvplastic just reeks of rich, privileged, white gurl 'strayan autism.

somewhere, someone thought this would be a sexy photo shoot. i imagine it was some fat ass neckbeard and this chick was homeless and desperate at the time.

That's staying in the room you rancid swine. People would be this stupid if a woman is president

It's the same slut

thanks

so who is she? some pornstar or some random nude snapchatter?

Just a slut on Snapchat. She's an escort from what I can tell. She's not cheap either.

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her body is tight, she can charge and people will pay

most prostitutes have that stereotypical big boobs/big ass that's way overrated

Yup.

well then masturbate you dumb slut

sadly yes, my food standards are low

She finally shows her pussy? I was following her for months And all she'd show was tits.

i would tell her to get the fuck outta my house! boner or not, this person is still a stranger in my home and i have no idea what the eff she's doing there

tell her to use a blanket cover. disgusting

Kek

I would go for the MC Fish.

I would say shut the fuck up you stupid snap slut...I follow this Bitch too

If she doesn't have a feminine penis I'd tell her to get out! Boring bitches aren't allowed

Don't eat the crap, but have sex with her.

That nose job is awful. I'd have to break it before I'd fuck her. She was cute as hell too!

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LOL, I remember this bitch. Had her on my snap for a while. She's crazy as fuck and not in a good way.

Eat the fuckin fries, whaddya expect

Yes yes no feminine penis or boi pucci gtfo!

not him. but wtf. you think doing whatever girls tell you to do will get you laid?
Look up the red pill. It's a sub reddit. You might learn a thing or two.

I would feed her the fries. This bitch is too skinny.

I'd ask how the hell she got past my wife who's home and if she (wife) was cool with all this happening.

Canuck detected

More Mc.Donalds?

true
would not eat unless warmed

And because you are gay

No.

Potatos make me sick from the carbs.

She would eat my fry thats for sure

This girl is fuckin hot

She "appeared" in my bed and told me to "eat the fries"? This is some otherworldly shit I am not qualified to handle. I'd hire a witcher, or attempt to deal with the aberration with my reciprocating saw.

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Yeah but im not sharing my tendies!!

Yeah. After listening to her for 30 seconds you'll have two good reasons to want to rape her face thou

Im gunna need more pics of the fries pls

That's ok, I don't have to hear her so keep posting user thx

Is that what you call it?

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Is what what I call what?

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id eat the fries

Are the fries still warm? Cold fries are the worst.

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Thanks plz keep posting

Ok, but first you have to eat the eggs.

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That's almost all the good stuff - just search lvplastic for more

McD fries? hell no... next thing you ask me is to eat burger king chicken nuggets...

You have clearly NEVER visited a whore house...

nope, only seen street walkers

you a eurofag? I heard good shit about the girls there.