Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

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Still claiming Nui as my waifu for the rest of my laifu.

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Watch me.

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We're already married.

Any albums you could recommend to me.

GLITTERFORCE WITH PUDERDOOS

Im finally back bb

Evening Syndra

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GLITTERFORCE ORANJE AKA KELSEY BEST WAIFU EVER FUCK DEM NUIS AND ASUKAS AND YUNOS

Hmm... Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Stadium Arcadium?

I really don't listen much to music, but apparently some songs from them are good.

But if you want a complete different language try
Peter Fox - Alles neu (Album)

Would fuck her the rest of my life

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CANT FUCK WITH MY WAIFU, SHE CAN BURN YOUR FACE TO SHIT

Will check these out. If anything Else comes to mind let me know.

Claim

>Sexualsing the waifu
Disgusting

A-also my waifu is pretty enough

Sure thing, but I don't think I have much more.

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Claim

This will be my last claim, at least for a while. I know nobody cares but i just wanted to say it for some reason
I realised that there is literally no point in me claiming here since i can't talk to anyone and all i was doing was wasting my time here
I guess i'll tell you all a (kind of) secret, i was the poster of FAST.png (that crappy sonicXkeemstar thing). Some of you know it but some might not

I might be back eventually but for now, goodbye

WHAT WILL HARIME DO WHEN FUCKING GLITTER ORANJE WITH FUCKING GLITTER POWER AND PUDERDOOS BURNS HER FUCKING FACE???

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this needs a "UR A FAGET" or "CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING" macro badly.

That's a shame, but I hope you still drop by from time to time.

I wish you good luck with life.

Still here

fucking losers)))

who is he?

Don't get me wrong, quitting waifu is a good idea, but your reason for leaving (at least the one you stated) is stupid and you're going to have that problem no matter where you go.

it is my friend)))

OH SHIT WHADDUPP?
UR A FÄGIT CUZ U DONT GLITTERFORCE

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Hold old are you?

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i am 23)))

THATS WHAT U GET 4 NOT GLITTERFORCING

Puderdoos sounds like a potato trying to pronounce potato.

Thanks

I know, but at least i can do something else, like maybe try and make friends in real life. I really have trouble talking to people though

Sure you are

props to the glitter user

I on the left)

PUDERDOOS IS NEDERLANDS FOR POWDERDOSE, WHERE ALL THE FUCKING BITCH AS GLITTER MAGIC COMES FROM
(kek, google has no pictures)

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Suiiiiiiiii

stupid animufag)))

I love her uniform.

My first and only

This thread is why the communists should had won the cold war.

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MAY THE GLITTER FORCE STRIKE YOU WHILE YOU SHIT

Glitter is for faggots.

YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND GLITTER POWER

Gun >Glitter

Prove me wrong.

Oh, sure, I can do that. Think of a magical girl transformation
Why do bad guys never attack magical girls during their transformation phase?
I found this odd as well, so I watched the transformation scene many times. And what I noticed is, when the Pretty Cures yell 'Dual Aurora Wave!’ and transform, a rainbow-colored column of light shoots up from the ground, going BOOM!
And then the Pretty Cures levitate, and go up into the air. Based on this, I believe the protagonists of Pretty Cure are being held up in the air by the power of light.
When we think of light, we usually think it heats up things or lights up things. But in reality, light has the power to hold up things as well.
When the sun is beating down on us in the summer, the human body is being pressed downwards by the sun beams with a force of 2/100,000g
But this is only about a one-hundred of the weight of a mosquito, so no matter how hot it is, we don’t feel that sunlight is heavy.
So that means the light holding them up must be extremely strong. If we assume that the two Pretty Cures each weigh about 45kg and do some calculations...
It means the light during the transformation must have the energy of 2,100,000,000kW per 1m²
While the entirety of power that Japan is capable of generating is only 100,000,000kW
So they’re using 21 TIMES the amount of energy the whole of Japan can generate
He would EVAPORATE INSTANTLY
DEATH AWAITS ANYONE WHO DARES TO DISRUPT A PRETTY CURE TRANSFORMATION

Enough?

Oh shit, that is just... fascinating

Yeah, I remember when I once saw that explained but failed to find the video.
Thank god I still found the explanation which I just copy pasted

I would gladly die as long as I would stop the ''cute transformation''


No.

カラミチーマス

Drawing is a pain

so is living
and you didn't quit that yet either

But how would you stop it? They're invincible during transformation.

Then I would die trying, problem solved.

QOTT:

Would you marry the Seiyuu of your waifu?

How?

404 Seiyuu not found

If it doesn't have glitter, maybe.

''When the sun is beating down on us in the summer, the human body is being pressed downwards by the sun beams with a force of 2/100,000g
But this is only about a one-hundred of the weight of a mosquito, so no matter how hot it is, we don’t feel that sunlight is heavy.
So that means the light holding them up must be extremely strong. If we assume that the two Pretty Cures each weigh about 45kg and do some calculations...
It means the light during the transformation must have the energy of 2,100,000,000kW per 1m²
While the entirety of power that Japan is capable of generating is only 100,000,000kW
So they’re using 21 TIMES the amount of energy the whole of Japan can generate
He would EVAPORATE INSTANTLY
DEATH AWAITS ANYONE WHO DARES TO DISRUPT A PRETTY CURE TRANSFORMATION''

I am going from this and I would assume that if I got into contact with a person transforming I would die.

Ouch.
They usually wear glitter during events.

Then no, I dislike anything glitter related.

No.

You don't like girly girls?
What? You're crazy. I would marry the VA for Minatsuki.

No, I just don't like glitter and anything glitter related.

Who is your waifu?

waddya mean ouch?
Not every game has a seiyuu or synchron speaker

>I don't like glitter related
You... You don't like girls user? Do you swing that way?

I don't have one as they usually are somewhat glitter related.

Maybe, I am not sure.

That is true. Instant evaporation tends to do that to a person. But how would it solve the problem?

Even Super Mario has a VA and he came out in the 80's.
What about Azuma Tokaku? She hates glitter and glitter related things.
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I would be dead, thus I would assume that my sacrifice wasn't in vain and I killed said person that was transforming while the person that was transforming wouldn't have to fight a retard anymore.

Looks sorta male, but if she truly doesn't like glitter and glitter related things than she is 10/10.

Well... some here are gay.

I think when he's dead he doesn't care anymore

Well... well... Super Mario was still made by more than one person!

Should I call my crush?

First dubs decides.

I guess that works.

This is so cute that I have to say...

yes, rolling for dubs

She's great, you'll like her a lot.
Really? I didn't know that. They should make an anime out of Undertale.
Absolutely. If you don't call her now someone else will.

Well, the VA isn't Shiro.

Fuck it, close enough.

Continue for the next roll
Call her
or at least text her

I don't think undertale would work as an anime

Don't forget to tell us how it went

You could just close your eyes and imagine Shiro during sex.
Call her now! Your high school bully is about to call her and STEAL her from you!
Damn. Is it really that violent?

Yes. I will keep rolling until I get dubs

She didn't answer. I guess Chad already called her.

Just... play the game one time and you'll see.

Chad is her still husband?

Marriage isn't only about sex. And I don't want to give myself to anyone but Shiro.

Excellent waifu :)

It IS possible. But she is probably just with friends or family.

>Chad
My bully's name was Frank. My dad said if I didn't stand up for myself he'll beat the crap out of me and he did. Toughen me up and when I fought Frank I beat him up because his punches didn't hurt as much as my dad's. I love my father. Anyway keep calling your crush.

What if I get addicted? Can I play it twice?
That's commitment, I like that. Do you think you'll ever fall in love with 3DPD?

I'm not gonna blow her phone up. It's not like we are in a relationship or anything. And I never had a high school bully, I was more or less the bully. But I never actively bullied anyone, it was more or less "lol my group of friends are cool, you are a fag." kinda stuff.

I'll just try calling her again Friday.

What are you going to talk to her about?