What's up, cancer of the internet

What's up, cancer of the internet

I am a real Muslim from Birmingham, UK...AMA!

Whats it like having a fake prophet?

stop setting up muslim stalls outside the bull ring - no i dont want a copy of mo's work

Define "real".
Did you migrate or were you born in the UK?
Do do you want democracy and personal liberty or do you want a theocracy?

I wouldn't know.

When are you going to blow yourself up?

How many killings have you witnessed and does your mom have to wear a burka?

I used to run a Da'wah stall with a friend. We never used to bother people, just have talks with people who showed interest. Was never forceful or anything so what's the problem fam

I'm bad at UK politics, but our current system seems to be good. The media is the real issue

>WATS UP
>le cancer of the internet
>AMA!!!

Back to >>>/reddit/ faggot

centre of a busy shopping area and you have to see the two stalls. 2016 we dont need religion - it just divides people.

how must it make the people on the stalls feel when you have tits and ass around around next to them and also the beers stalls now up for the german market?

I was born here, born in a "muslim" household, parents never used to pray or anything so I turned atheist at the age of 15 but converted to Islam when I was 17

How many people have you stabbed?

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only situation I would do that is in a last resort situation as suicide is a major sin

religion does divide people but it is for a greater good

I have accepted that I live in a multicultural society and that's just part of it

You didn't answer my second question.
Democracy, personal liberty, equality of opportunity
or
stone the gays and rape women who show their face in public.

none

Are you in a sleeper cell?

But 72 virgins

Shariah punishments are only to be implemented in a land of an Islamic State...every country has their own laws and moral code, Islam just happens to be the one from a divine source so I have no choice but to embrace it and celebrate it

Virgin goats.
Also checkt

So why not leave the UK as by your own admission you think Shariah law is superior to western values?

Morality is subjective, what makes the moral code of Islam objective is the fact that it exists outside of human thought.

what moral authority can one person have over another without a higher power? none.

Checked

Because of healthcare and job opportunities. think most "Muslim majority" countries nowadays are corrupt and have been destroyed by western intervention also.

Why don't you fuck off?

That's IF your religion is the one religion out of thosuands that is correct.
Otherwise you're just a bunch of buttholes.
If your God is the correct God, why would he allow westerners who love to eat pork to ruin Muslim countries.
Also I don't think we ruined Saudi yet, we've been taking their money for ages. If anything, they're trying to ruin us.

what does skin colour have to do with religious beliefs? Can't you differentiate between ethnicity and religion?

I am against pedophilia.

Chain combo of dubs check
Nice check three in a row

You didn't answer the question, why don't you fuck off?

Why? your prophet wasn't.
Is there anything about pedos in Shariah law?

Do you have any sisters ? If so have you shagged any of them ?

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How does it feel being Muslim and being unable to get any white pussy ? Is is similar to me being white and not getting black beaver because I have a small cock they'd laugh at.

Allah will not interfere with a person's free will like that. westerners have the option to invade Muslim countries and of course they have done due to greed and satanic influences.

I believe that the Muslim population is being humiliated due to veering away from the true path of Islam. I think 70% of Muslims nowadays don't pray or do any of the other necessary things that make you Muslim. Those who are innocent will be rewarded abundantly and the transgressors will burn in hell (God willing)

I am married to a white girl...

and yes we married when she was 19 before you start with the pedo accusations

The only people willing to defend you have zero principles. They only claim to "accept" you barbarians because of your "oppressed" status. Nobody likes you.
Hey, it's nothing personal; we just aren't keen on being near lunatics who kill people for drawing cartoons of your pedophile prophet.

You sound a bit radicalised, are you sure you're not a ticking time bomb.

there are conditions that have to be met before intercourse can take place:

-marriage before everything (you need parents' permission, she has to be able to agree to it, you need witnesses etc)

-she has to be past the age of puberty

-you are not allowed to cause any physical or psychological harm or it is haraam (impermissible )

all of these criteria were met when prophet Muhammad pbuh consumated the marriage so there is no issue.

Back then girls were far more mature then they are nowadays.

why hasn't anyone made this criticism of the Prophet until recently? because social norms change over time. it is nonsensical to project modern norms backwards because those things were legal and normal for that time.

>Muslim calling other people cancer
Actually, when you compare actual cancer to the religion of Islam, the similarities are remarkable.

I am not a bomb or anything. I am quite a nice guy.

okay I apologise for generalising all of Sup Forums, some people here are quite good generally speaking

True but you're saying you have divine law to back up your morality and that it's objectively correct for that reason.
However, as you've pointed out the objective truth changed over time to reflect changes in human morality.
Does that not lend credence to the notion that Islamic morality is not objectively true since it's malleable like human morality?

people here do tend to like me, like coworkers and random people I talk to

that being said I have had my fair share of bigoted hate thrown my way

okay in Islam every possible action a person can do can be put into one of 5 categories

1) Compulsory acts (punishment if you don't do it, reward for doing it)

2)recommended (extra reward for doing it but you don't need to)

3)recommended not to do (can lead to punishment)

4) forbidden (you get the idea)

5) none of the above (no reward or punishment e.g. going for a walk or looking at memes)


you see, the fifth category is where a lot of culture and societal norms fit in. Like there is no encouragement to marry someone young, it's just something that was okay at that time.

Morality is different in Islam, it is not a matter of following your will, it is striving to choose the "middle path" in all situations in order to save yourself from punishment. This is done by being moderate and following the teachings in Qur'an, and not your own desires. being extreme in one part of the religion is also haraam.

by default, every act of worship is forbidden unless specified otherwise

every act excluding worship is allowed, unless specified otherwise

I have seen maybe 2 or 3 killings irl, and yeah my mum wears a headscarf whenever she goes out, not a burka though

You specified that the girl must be past puberty and it must not harm the girl.
Aisha was nine years old.
We now understand that banging a nine year old is wrong because it does cause psychological harm. In addition, puberty doesn't end until 14 and may take as long as 13 to even start.

she was physically mature for her age

what evidence do you have to suggest there were any physiological or physical damages from the relationship? A'isha was a strong, independent woman and she had memorised and narrated thousands of ahadeeth on her own. Companions of the Prophet would constantly approach her with questions on a variety of issues so it is clear that she was not damaged at all.

How big is the dick you use to fuck kids?
(Also pizza captcha)

I do not f*** kids.

Intelligence doesn't equate to sanity or mental health.
Ignoring the obvious that a 9 year old girl is not going to have much of a choice when it comes to banging a warlord, how can you be against pedophilia and think that banging a 9 year old is objectively morally correct, no matter how intelligent or unharmed the child seemed to be?
Are you saying you're wrong to not bang kids or that your religion is like all religions, manmade and thus open to man's failures.

its objectively morally correct to follow the social norms of the place you are living in, that is what the Prophet Muhammad did and that's what I'm doing. what's wrong here?

I think you are ok, for a Muslim

thanks and btw there's no need to post porn pictures there's enough already on this damned website

Aisha most likely wasn't past puberty at 9 years old and most likely wasn't comfortable getting banged by a warlord.
If either of those things is true, by your own religion's rules your prophet done goofed.

goofed how? most of what you're saying is baseless conjecture

come with evidences and then we will get somewhere m8

i find muslims so hott :). i would just love to take a shower with you

The evidence is that there is no civilized nation that has an age of consent as low as nine meaning the ideal muslim broke your objectively correct morality and was never punished or even looked at funny.
Which means the morality must have changed over time from human influence, which means it's not divine.
Speaking of proof, do you have any your Shariah law is divine in nature?

you gay fam?

I am ;) wanna have raw sex baby

before this century, who has criticised the marriage of A'isha?
And I explained earlier, as long as you meet the requirements (no psychological /physical harm will come as a result of the relationship) then in Islam it is okay. These are universal rules in Islam and were not broken by the Prophet.

and there are many evidences of Qur'an being from a divine source. for me, I am unable to accept that a document that sophisticated and powerful can come from where it did, or from people of that time. Literary and linguistic calibre aside, the sheer influence Islam had, coming from just one man in the middle of a Desert, seems imspossible, no?

typical troll.

Divine morality wouldn't be changed so easily.
It'd be like people suddenly being ok with theft worldwide.
Have you considered the fact that your arguments in favor of the Qur'an could be easily applied to the Bible?

It's not the divine laws being changed, there is a spectrum within the laws and things are allowed within that spectrum. simple really.

and how can you compare Islam and Christianity, there are many *versions* of the bible and only version of the Qur'an, which is a miracle in itself.

The bible is full of contradictions, find me one contradiction within the Qur'an and we'll go from there.

>don't fuck girls who haven't gone through puberty and don't fuck girls if it will cause them harm
>Prophet marries and later bangs a 9 year old child.
Also the Bible is much older than the Qur'an, don't you think that's a more likely reason for the translations being less iffy?

you haven't proved that
1) she hadn't gone through puberty
2)she was harmed

until you do that, there is no substance to this argument


sorry im a bit lost, what does the bible's age have to do with the Qur'an's credibility?

as a Muslim I do believe that Jesus pbuh was a Prophet of God and that the original Bible was infact authentic and divine. however it had been corrupted and lost and therefore Islam was revealed to guide humanity to the truth.

everything when y ou're talking about contradictions.
hell they didn't even write about Jesus until he had been dead for years and years.
To me, as an agnostic when you say "I have objective morality right here" then cite a book among many many such books with no miracles, in fact, muslims are pretty miserable world wide atm you come off as a totalitarian theocracy that should be kept far far away from people with more western values.