Bored as fuck at company christmas party

Bored as fuck at company christmas party

Trips decides what i do

Give us company facebook
We spam it
See how long it takes for someone to notice

Get another beer.

take like 6 shots back to back then yell out whooottt my son of bitch dad just died

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> Drink 3 flaming shots

Tell Sharon you have been dreaming of her big fat tits for a long time already

Steal the tablecloth

break the bottle or the glass

now put the empty bottle up your ass

nice rhyme, fags

Tell everyone at the weekends you entertain children with your "ray p the clown" act and trust me trousers.

smash beer on ground. order 3 shots of your choice of dark liquor. proceed to get trashed then try and fuck every girl co-worker that is there whether you get denied or not. keep goin like a fucking train.

Start screaming at the top of your lungs, pull the tablecloth and run out the door

so you're that fucking loser on his phone all night who's talking to no one.

why did you even get invited? you the boss' kid?

cum on the table

Re Rollo

Start screaming like you're being murdered and don't stop until you are forcibly removed. Record everything.

Take a Shit in the urinal

Start throwing glasses at the wall until you get thrown out

leave

Missed it by *that* much

Whip it out and yell ride the dragon

get

Slap the person to your right and say "Sup Forums MADE ME DO IT"

"Hitler did everything right"

Spill your drink ''accidentally'' then when you get a refill do it again.

Repeat like 5 times

BOI HE DID IT

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

yes

Dude, pretend to have some charisma and chat up the boss and his wife. Mimic other people if you have to, most of the talk at these events are small talk anyway, and you should know some of your coworkers, right? "Oh the X is delicious." "How's your wife, Bill?" ... or make jokes... surely there are jokes representative of the culture of your work environment. For instance "Ah Allison, you came. So there is eggnog here somewhere!" (Allison had made a joke saying she'd only come to drink rum and eggnog if she came at all). Come one man... get off the phone and do it!! Good luck!

Give us more to go on you fuckin pleb

pics of bitches

OP here

Thats it? Easy shit

Record it then.


Pussy

Reroll to tell it to your boss's face

>empty restaurant
>christmas party

THEN DO IT!

Dub dub do it faggot

record for proof then post.

Bid nigger

Go into the bathroom and take pictures of everyone who comes in for 5 minutes.

Ask the DJ if you can borrow the mic to make a birthday shot-out, then rub the mic all over your balls for 10 seconds, get in there, and hand it back to him. Make sure the mic is on for full sound effect.

Get underneath the table and masturbate

It has been 5 minutes since OP posted.

We wait in silence.

Why not on the table?

Yell "cockadoodleooo" several timed

Op an heroed

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take off all your clothes and dance on a table.

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OP won't deliver.

Quads says knife up your ass

OP's a fag

Jack off in a glass and switch with someone else for them to drink.

Fuck I was so close.

dip your dick in as many peoples drinks as you can before being removed by security

vote for this

lol, this one

Piss is one of those glasses and get someone to drink it

rolling

Trap thread inbound^

soo fucking close

roll

roll.

guess ill make another roll at my own idea

You must get a glass of chocolate milk and throw it on the colleague you hate the most.

Shit yourself

induce vomiting..............

.........in someone else

roll

Post a fuckin reply you inbred spawn of a toothless tweeker

Quads op is moot

well I see quads on this...must count?

That's quite the roundabout way to tell OP to ask someone out.

wtf are you talking about

yell GOOKS IN THE WIRE

buy a $1000 walt gift card and eat there every sunday for 2017

musta managed to click the wrong post

jump up, scream, "CHECK EM!" while waving your phone around with Sup Forums on screen

take note of who knows what's up

blackmail

Go mine sweeping!

This

Cricket you tit fucked anal stain

rolling for this

cum in something and post pic

insert the word "bestiality" into a sentence.

try to imagine a dog fucking your co-worker while you do it.

then report back here.

Anyone there drunk yet?

Get blackout drunk. See what happens tomorrow.

Might as well start hitting on your boss, you normie faggot

>wake up
> grab rear
>anus sheared
>wipe off my neckbeard
>use tampons so I can't be cucked
>suck a beer cause I can't get fucked
>one thread
>half dead

Op

>take coworkers glass
>go to bathroom or whatever
>cum in it
>place it back on table when nobody's looking

Congrats, i now know where you work, because i know exactly where you are and what christmas party this is. I work there too.

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gonna go ahead and roll for this

Trips say kill yourself

top kek!

Well do something about it faggot

get drunk hit on boss

flirt with the closest female that is married to someone
dont be too obvious
ask her out to dance
do the elaine dance