Welcome to The Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

Welcome to The Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

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Yer not gettin' in

How tough am I? I was at the police station eating a muffin (blueberry with sprinkles) when a cop came up behind me and startled me. I dropped my muffin, and as I reached down to pick it up, I hit my head on his desk. As I jolted up from the pain, through my tears I could see I had stepped on my muffin. I was only triggered for 23 minutes...

Suck it up buttercup

i stepped on a lego once and didn't cry

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I chocked 2 assassins sent from ISIS with my bare hands while i dualwielded my m60 berettas machine guns with clip loading and killing zombie hitlers

What're you, 12?

i got dubs once

You got dubs twice. Right this way sir.

I tried killing myself, but I was so tough that the rope snapped keeping me alive

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edgy, ur not entering

I once fapped to two girls one cup

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did u finish?

How tough i am? I beat Rugal from King of Fighters '98 in the hardest difficulty

Bunch of betas in this thread

I'm a big guy

How tough am I? I kill niggers

Too tough for me? That's downright ridiculous. I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for twenty minutes.

I rewatched Boku No Pico the other day