Waifu claiming thread - exam edition

Waifu claiming thread - exam edition

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

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YOU TOOK FOREVER!
Claimed.

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Sameji claim'd

カラミチーマス

welcome back everyone

cry me a river
and put a ward in it

Best husbando claimed o:

wait i just remembered loli tsubasa
she might be best loli

Get out!
We don't take kindly to your kind...

still here

Where there are memes, there are dreams.
-Anonymous

>Not anymore

>Feels good

>Not a problem

>Not if you are careful. You could tear a chick's vagoo if you are too rough. You can still get STIs from straight sex if unprotected

I'm a faggot

Similar thing with me. I got bullied a lot

Come on give me a break, what is the point if I stay,
there’s not that much I can say.
I never really knew your mom anyway.
And now she’s crying in the bathroom.
I’m standing on the back porch for support.
And she is begging you not to cut your hair
cause curly hair don’t look good cut short.

And you have gotta do this now or you can never come home again.
Yeah, you have gotta do this now or you can never come home again...again.

You got a rash on your neck just below the line
where at your shirt stops covering and leaves your skin bare.
It’s such an unimportant detail,
that has nothing to do with anything,
but it's the only thing I remember from when I cut your hair.

And you have gotta do this now or you can never come home again.
Yeah, you have gotta do this now or you can never come home again.
And there are not so many options, there's not so many ways that this could possibly end.
So you have gotta do this now or you can never come home again...again.

That's not Reinhard von Lohengramm!

What did you say?
On a scale of 1/10 how hard have you memed today?

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Kino of "kino no tabi"

0. havent even had a meme said today

Um, actually strimmer, I only use farsight stones!
Congrats! You just memed yourself hard ;)

have you ever left tho
monogatari lolis are so hard to pick between
but im gonna post a couple of flashes for you

ok then
yes from 9:30-2:15 i was at a sort of charity event

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Nice trips, nice face.

Thats very true... Im very hard pressed to pick between Hachikuji or Yotsugi.
ur dam rite boi

Did you get a figurine?

Claimed

Off for some League of Legends

Ay moka

lmao
what is she scared of???
.////.

Who do you main?

is that it?
they are all so good
hachikuji is one of the best tho
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ayy fag butt

I only got bullied a few times, thankfully being friends with a lot of people meant I didn't have many enemies.

Welcome back Courtney
She isn't scared. She's surprised by something that happens
>watch anime or read manga to find out

How have you been?

fite me

yeah

Nope. Got nowhere to put one if I did though.

How's your evening?

Leona

Ay straight dick!

I only had three friends...

*Autistic screeching*

Fine, thanks. Like always.

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE MACHO KUJI OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH YEAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
That's totally sick-nasty boi

May you please give me an audio example of this alleged "Autistic screeching"?

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we gonna play some league?
and what do i look like a faggot
im not straight
the second one is best
>i fwubbed it
seconded

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I can't say that I had them as close friends, they were more or less acquaintances. But I did have about 5 close friends that I was super tight with. I took theatre and you make a ton of friends in that class.
>Except a few people
>But every theatre class has a few cunts,

You prepping for finals?

Bitch I'm Asian

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Yeah, kinda

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Bitch, how can I be livin' u boi u know were we are boi, rite boi?

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Just starting to load in

You can only have so many public panic attacks before you get bullied for it

What's better manga, or anime?
I'm still very sick and weak and can't even post..

The manga is complete, the anime will never be. I will let you be the judge
>I much preferred the manga

I hope that goes well

Speak your language you hidget

I never had any weird things happen to me in public, I guess I kinda got lucky. I use to just get bullied because I was short and rather skinny. Nothing much came of it and it stopped after about half a year.

Guess it is that time of year where people are getting sick left and right. Nothing too serious I hope.

Goodnight waifu

Its nice to be back, Alice

Good night
>hearts
>oh no
Went out?

0.4gb of data left

>stellar claim

take it from a gay to fuck me

Yeah, I went out with my best friend and we did some christmas shopping. Shame I can't see her as often though.

>going out
>with friends
>it's a girl
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
Sounds like it was a pleasant afternoon

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this place is for whites only

That was a pretty gud pic

Your masterpiece isn't even something related to your waifu, how does that make you feel?

I didn't make that pic, I stole it from somewhere

Yeah, it was fun. I got some games for my little brothers, and some clothes for my little sisters. I tried getting my friend something, but she's too stubborn to accept one. I'll just draw her a picture instead.

dam I missed Chara

i think he wanted to give you his steam, i'll check if he's still up

That's a nice figure.

You're right my good fellow! I'm terribly sorry sir... Is there anything that I might be able to assist my fellow human being in?

30 minutes ago
hope he's not a heavy sleeper

This makes me lose the little respect I had left for you.

usually he's not, but he must've fallen right asleep or turned his phone off, 'cause he's not responding

how do you have all of that?

we have a.. history

Did you get me anything for Christmas?
>not really


>that sounds like a nice friend
I wish people would listen to me when I said I didn't want anything for Christmas

aw fuck my luck strikes again

they erped a lot back in the day

i'm on my last pack of luckies

i don't erp
or rp

I don't think that was all
lucky

not really, i gotta order them online because you can't sell them in my state

I can draw you a picture, if you'd like that, of course

you lost me there

Dont worry, they said
Its gonna be quiet, they said

Don't worry about me. I was just trying to keep conversation going
I see you peaking

i was talking about cigarettes, what were you talking about?

I am not a mountain

How do I not check em

Nothing is ever quiet. There is either static noise or those voices in the back of your head.

i was joking
yeah

Work being quiet or busy. We were busy. I am the sore and tired.

she actually would have deserved a hug

Isn't that how it always works? Or if it is quiet, it's just a calm before the storm.

Ah ok. Are you feeling any better than you were earlier?