Secrets/advice/vent thread

Secrets/advice/vent thread

This is my first year at Uni, and I'm pretty sure I just failed all of my classes

My personal copy pasta from last thread.

I drugged my wife once while in the club so guys could play with her, and I'm thinking of doing it again.
Also I get turned on by the thought of her being coerced in to sex or blackmailed to do depraved sexual acts.

I started a fast on Saturday. Found out my supervisor was getting fired Monday. Was told I was to interview for the position Wednesday (today), later in the day. Dinner last night had no fiber in it. Had a sensible chuckle during the end of the interview, and shit myself.

my ex girlfriend was shot in the head trying to hide my identity

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little secret thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" tumblr photography book, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums asking people that you've never met to post their secrets. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic tumblrcuck NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "THIS IS A SAFE SPACE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...

Sounds intense.

Aw, buddy. Need a hug?

considering ECT for untouchable depression and anxiety, any anons ever go through with it? any advice?

I'm not fat but the rest of it yeah.

I knew someone who found it be very beneficial. Has it actually been offered to you?

what identity?

She was french. died in thailand.
Reasons unknown
they tried to track me down through her email address afterwards

Is this a Jason Bourne thing? I only saw the first one.

yeah by my psychotherapist, just worried about frying my brain at a young age (21) before its fully developed

When I was 17 I had a dream about fucking my friend's (then) 12 year old sister, and it was quite vivid.

I've recently become infatuated with one of the new generation Pokémon.

>Pic very related

I don't brush my teeth, my gf tickles my asshole till i fall asleep everynight and im also a pedo. I came out to her and it went bad so played it off as a bad joke, now im careful

I mean, it's not like they show in the movies. It's meant to be quite gentle. Have you talked to them about your fears? I have no idea what the age limit is.

>I don't brush my teeth
kys

Jesus wtf happened to that series?

at the moment i feel like my only two options in life are to an hero, or completely leave my current life behind and start completely fresh somewhere else.

Nice try fbi

Do the second one. Sounds fun.

When I was a graduate assistant at my old HS in early 20's met this 14 year old that looked at least 18.

Talking to her in between classes turned into texting which turned into long phone conversations which turned into me taking her v card at a hotel after we "dated" for four months.

Her best friend knew but kept her mouth shut. Girl was obsessed with me and had some issues. Admittedly used her obsession and youth to keep her under my thumb for months. She once told me she would literally die without me. Knowing her I kinda took it serious.

Drove her home from school every day with a stop at my apartment to fuck first. Had a pregnancy scare which freaked both of us.

I finally had to end it and she reacted as you would expect. For the next month we hooked up off and on which was her way of trying to get me back. Finally my grad asst assignment ended and I cut it off completely. Heard she spent some time in a psych ward and legit felt awful because to this day she has never ratted me out.

nice dubs

but where englandfag here

I know the Internet is a wonderful place to get almost any content for free, but how much would you pay for a subscription of a dirty snapchat? I'm trying to develop some extra cash and I tend to have that token "alternative" chick style. I definitely want to try establishing that and sending Polaroids but I seem to get mixed answers on what folks would actual commit to supporting

Was she blond?

Huh? I'm English if that's what you mean.

i kind of want to try gay sex

Sex, sex happened to it and I want some.

Ahh, i am also English as well what part?

I'm straight with a girlfriend and all but for some reason I want to actually perform a gay sex act

Best sex of my life was with my son's girlfriend. I caught them screwing around and I did the upset parent thing, read them the riot act, "you're too young, this is risky, why aren't you using protection," etc. Raged at them, then drove her home while he stayed in his room. The whole time she was crying, saying "Please don't tell my parents, I'l do anything..." Anything? So I got her in the backseat, plowed her, came inside her, and bought her Plan B to be safe.

hey i found cool bookmarks for your book

Well, I've been talking to this girl a fair bit, and she has reminded me of her birthday twice, several months apart

First time was reasonable enough. She asked me when mine was, and then said hers. (Also was one of the two to actually say something on my birthday)

Second was a bit more specific. We were on the topic of plans over break, and she specifically brought up her 21st birthday being 2 days after x-mas.


Probably over thinking it, but their might be something there?

I killed a man in reno
just to watch him die

We've all been there.

I think that stuff seems to be going well? I hope.

In the past I tried to meet up with her a couple times but every time she would agree that we should, but she was busy with family or work mostly. (Never actually met up though)

But this last time we were talking (via text) for a good portion of the day with steadily more detailed messages as we went on. Ultimately I mentioned how we should meet up over winter break. To which she seemed to respond positively with her saying "We can always give it a shot!"

That seems to definitely be a positive response, but I am still kinda concerned that we might not actually meet up. Partially because of her sudden change in responses. What could have lead to her suddenly agreeing to get together?

Eh, I guess I'll just roll with it it, and try to meet up for what ever this is. Maybe it's a date? Maybe it's not. It's still very ambiguous. She definitely knows that I am romantically interested and her actions indicate that there may be some interest with me. Her wording almost seems to reflect that as well, maybe?

Another concern is that we never acknowledge each other in person but we have no issues with text.
We'll regularly walk past each other without out much more than eye contact and a slight smile. That is the furthest extent of in person interaction

Is a slight incest story ok?

go ahead

Surrey. You?

Fuck it, man. Just read that the users here are traceable. My story involves a cousin. Under 18 (although both were under). And one more detail which I don't have the balls to say now.

Also, remember

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I've been dating this girl since April. She's really hot but not very bright so conversations have to be really easy and we have to watch movies without a lot of plot to them.
After 7 months of trying she finally gave me her anal cherry and has been down for anything since then. I got the holy grail treatment 2 weeks ago where she agreed to a threesome with a gorgeous girl we picked up at a bar.
I broke up with her 2 days ago because I didn't want to have to get her a Christmas present. It was completely out of the blue and she isn't taking it well.
I don't have any more sexual goals for us, so I don't think that I'll even consider going back with her.

Oh, fuck. Didn't see that lol. Nevermind my comments then. Mine is true.

Sexual contact with my step sister began very early in my life. .she wanted it, I wanted it. I opened some of my cousins up to it also at a very young age. My Demons are slowly catching up with me. My self hatred is constantly something I fight. Tell your story, I posted everything on here. . .fuck it. .Noone can make it worse. .self destruction is an art. Call me Picaso.

So.. you're basically the poster child for "Men are pigs"

I occasionally get psoriasis on the shaft of my dick. It always clears up, but leave a spot that is lighter and pinker than the rest. This makes my cock look like it has vitiligo (I am white). I am afraid to whip it out in well lighted conditions for the ladies, now.

2nd year of high school, Teacher is complete bitch to everyone.
decide to Robin Hood this shit, call the office and say she has an emergency call, she leaves the room with her computer unlocked, i change all the grades in the class to B+ or better and then poor a entier bottle of eye drops in her coffee, next day i find out she is in the hospital and wont be back for a while.. we all pass.... Should i feel Bad?

I'm not fucking good at anything, am too uncoordinated, and clumsy. I am not creative. I am completely retarded when it comes to math. I am social retarded. I can't write worth shit. I am a bundle of inferior genes. I fail at everything I do and I have too little of an attention span to learn.

That's a Win in my book.

No, sound's like she deserved it.

For years I fapped with
- a grip MANY, MANY times tighter than pussy
- a pump MANY times faster than hips can thrust
- focus on the sweet spot the way a hole can't
- edged to prolong the fun
- all while looking at unrealistically pretty pronstarlets

Now when I get pussy, it is VERY hard for me to come in it. It feels like trying to fuck a bucket of warm water.

If only I'd have started fucking @ 15 instead of 20!!!

Learn from my mistakes Sup Forumsros.

I'd say I'm the poster boy for "don't stick around for a girl who uses sex to get you to love her".

I'd switch places in a heartbeat dude. I've had sex twice and came within 15 seconds both times.. Thankfully didn't know the girls. One was a MILF I got in contact with online and one was an escort. I'm 19.

Greentext with lots of deets now

Lmao if thats all she has to offer shes trash just like any other hoe. Find a girl with a brrain

...

Nah, you're a pig who led a girl on and dumped her for horrifically fickle reasons

That problem will probably take care of itself as time goes on and your adrenaline rush drops when you get laid.

Plus... look on the bright side.. . if it doesn't you'll never have trouble convincing your girl to blow you!

The pretty, tight, and willing are good for now. I figure that by the time I want to get married I will have got all the crazy pussy you need to last a lifetime.

Oink, oink. Who the fuck cares?

Nearly 20, virgin, but this will change soon and I'll have a GF in a couple of months.
I'm in a similar position as you with fapping, im not doing it so tight or fast, but i'm edging for sometimes multiple hours. Minimum fap time is 1 hour.
How fucked am I for when I wanna cum while having sex?

Ya when she Came back We hid her car keys from her and she had to sleep up at the school for 2 days before she found them

I smoke weed and drink massive amounts of alcohol. My parents disapprove of both actions heavily, and they don't know anything about what I do. They are also paying for my university and giving me the money I spend on that stuff.

Lol. Doesn't matter. The first time I met the MILF, she started giving me a blowjob, got hard in seconds and came 5 seconds later. 5 minutes later, we began round two, she got me hard again in about a minute and then she was on top riding, lasted 10 seconds max.

Same happened with the escort.. It's such a confidence destroyer.

This is why our world is crumbling.... oh well fuck it

White privilege.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Life's been weighing down on me a lot recently. I plan to kill myself soon, my mother is experiencing kidney failure and since I'm healthy I'm letting her have one of mine, and once I get a pain killer prescription, it will be an "accidental" overdose. Surgery is in five months. Nobody knows I plan to do it.

What kind of mother takes an organ from her son? Doesnt she have any other family/friends?

You better post before you do

>How fucked am I for when I wanna cum while having sex?

No way to tell Sup Forumsro.

In the end, all that is important is that you stop and fuck the girl.

Don't worry about it if you come in 1 minute or 1 hour.

You'll be better off for it.

Not really. Fathers divorced, two aunts lost to cancer, nieces and nephews couldn't care, and my brother ran off to marry a transexual vampire (Not a fucking joke). So its me or dialysis for the rest of her life.
I already planned to, I'm debating streaming it but I don't want anyone to find my mother and show her or harass her.

my mom took my organ if you know what I mean

Pain killers will ruin the liver.
Moron.
Good Day Sir.

This

Learn foreplay, make sure she blows that lady load, exhaust her. There are a lot of guys who would be glad to last 10+ minutes when straight up fucking

Sup Forumsro . . . . it's a LONG way from unheard of.

Stop fretting and keep fucking. The first few times don't dictate your whole sex life.

Just keep fucking and it'll take care of itself.

If worse comes to worse (and make sure that you're fucking regularly for a long while before trying these).
- get the fleshlight staming unit and start edging
- use numbing condoms
- use positions that keep her pussy loose

I hope you're just trolling. I'm getting the script after the surgery to remove my kidney, so who gives a fuck if my liver gets shot at that point?

I keep taking dangerous sexual risks exploring my bicuriosity and I'm getting really close to letting guys fuck me from Sup Forums and craigslist.

There's no way I'd be able to stop them if they were to force them self on me, but part of me even wants it..

>pic related cock tribute of me trapping, which could also ruin me but I keep posting pics on Sup Forums :xx

did she come back for more?

Kys

Don't feel bad, my freshman year I had a d average... Eight years later, I have a BA in philosophy, and a job managing a wetzels pretzels

I've posted this before so
For the past eight months my parents have been using restraints on me (picture) mostly because of my behavior. Some peopIe here have been nice, only about a year until I can be free so I havent told anyone IRL.

Appreciate the words.. What scares me is that it's always been like that. When I fap too. I'll get hard fast and cum even faster.

Hey I remember you. What happens in a year? Why will you be free then?

oh its this b8 again
get us a timestamped pic of the restraints or get out

I'd fuck the lizard

Was she cute?

She got pragnent right after?

but I have, twice?

I'm old enough to leave

I accidently knocked a young girl off her bike whilst driving my car
>Ran over to her and saw she was maybe 13-14yo
>Real cute wearing a skirt that was thrown up showing her cute pantied ass
>Mother fucking what I fingered an unconcious teen and felt her tiny tits
>Licked my fingers clean and then ran over to a house to get help

A couple days ago I posted on this thread saying I made out with my Sister in Law. We met up again last night and fucked, and it was literally the best sex anyone ever had. Definitely going to be spending more time with her.

Even though you post in every thread you never give any fucking details! Why did this start? Why do they do this? Are they religious nuts, were you caught spanking. All you ever fucking post is "restraints...leaving". What is the fucking story?

Manchester... Everyone is a cunt in Manchester

Again?

I work on a farm that is responsible for providing a large portion of the pork sold in the US, I also watch a lot of The Walking Dead and I'm pretty sure someone on the writing staff has been watching me because I've been feeding body parts dug up from the local cemetery to the pigs that we ship to one specific location of the US.

Pre-med transman; had top surgery but nothing else. Also faggot.
Is there a handful of not-fairy men that are in to that kind of thing?

I'm a 31 year old nobody with no life aspirations. I've been in the gaming scene so long that I've even managed to become a cameo character in a few video games and even have achievements named after me.but it doesn't make me happy ,I'm still horribly cold inside and can't even fathom how to being acting like a functional person sometimes so I just blow everyone off and drink and pop pills. this time of the year sucks even worse because my entire family is dead and that shit sinks in. You wake and realize every holiday, birthday, whatever will be spent alone till I die. Thanks.. I actually needed to get that off my chest.