How do you get a threesome?

How do you get a threesome?

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you ask for one on /b

I just had a bisexual girlfriend who would talk about it when she was really drunk.
Turned it into an opportunity at a party.

Who's the guy? What a hot stud with a magnificent cock!

kys and you'll get a 73-some in heaven. praise allah!

And it was

Let me guess

Ok lol

okay so how do you get one of those?

find the unicorn

Kek

Don't be the kind of person that spends their time on Sup Forums

Invite JESUS

JESUS wants your semen for breakfast in heaven

His Name is Jessy Jones


Enjoy faggot

have a friend who's gf is a closeted slut. then get invited to come put her on the spit

Just become really good friends with a married couple

>mmf wasn't that great

No, actually it was great. they were both really into it.
It happened a bunch of times after that too for about 3 months or so.

Great advice! Thanks Satan!

this seems like a solid idea

I would wait untill one my gfs freinds would be drunk and spend the night, then i would fuck my gf in same bed as drunk, drunk would wake up and join or pretend to be asleep.
Out of the like 10 times i tried this 3 girls went for it...they always played the what happend card the next morning, just as an excuse

why wasn't it that great?

you pay double

savage

I used this method on a set of cousins....they don't talk anymore from what I understand..haha

Guilty
Its not a bad method

Anybody had an mmf?
Would love to dp my gf with another well hung guy, fill both her holes with cum at the same time, or maybe make a creampie gangbang with her..
but the idea of another man had her drives me crazy, wtf?
How you get over it?

I dont even like porn if the camera man talks too much. Having her husband say repeatedly "yeah baby, make user cum" really threw me off my game. On the other hand, that was the same night I discovered the true glory of throat fucking. That got me where I needed to go. Anyways, it was better than not fucking that night, but I wouldve preferred either another girl, or just me and his wife. Another guy made it hard to get off. Would've preferred another girl.

>drinking
>bring up sex/threesomes
>have you ever had a threesome
>do you want to try one?

If she says yes it's on.

I've had 3 threesomes this way. Girls react well to confidence.

You lose me at touching balls.

i third wheeled into one, was fantastic. just invite your friend who's been lustin after her the most. you'll make his year

Yeah, but I was the other guy.

See my review here:

Na, i don't care. My big problem isn't the guys dick, its his complete self. I cant stand another man fucked her. But i like the idea to fuck her with multiple dicks. Strange, i know

yeah it seems like if you have a gf who's down for a mmf it wouldn't be difficult to convince another guy to get in on it.

If you actually like this girl you'll learn to accept and love the fact you helped her attain new pleasure

You first need to have a STRONG relationship with your girl if you wanna MMF her / DP. By having a strong relationship it takes the worry and insecurity out of the equation. You need to view this threesome as just fucking and nothing else. I would but a dildo and practice and it can help you decide to do it or not.

yeah, sounds like you might want to invest in a dildo or find a chick to peg her

But i dont want a good friend to fuck my gf. I hate the idea that he knows her naked, fucked, and creampied her. I would feel cucked forever. Would prefer strangers, but Its still hard because of that. And of course and even more, STI's

>i'm secure when someone else is fucking my wife
>i'm happy when someone else is spending my money
>i'm thankful when someone else is taking credit for my accomplishments
>i fucking hate myself and wish i was dead

it wont be cucked unless your gonna back off and let him have your girl. she's being your little slut and your mates getting the privillage of using her. shes yours and he's jelous

what about one of her friends? or a more casual acquaintance? Some dude you befriend because he's not bad looking and would be willing to let fuck your gf

No, she dont want another girl in our bedroom.
I dont even know if she would do it with another guy, but i'm pretty sure.
We have a strong relationship, thats not the problem. But I've got a problem with other guys fuck or fucked her already (30+).
Gets me real angry for some reason

DP with dildos we did already

Is everything me?

Ok....I've had 1...my serious gf wanted to with her friend and I said no despite how hot they were. It ruins everything. Don't do it with someone you care about. I did it with 2 randoms at a bar. We went back to their place and smoked a bowl...I pulled her dress down when she put my hand on her boob or something then I asked if the other could join because she said something at the bar about just us. I now also have herpes I think. So....what will it be. Just don't be neurotic and you can get a three some. I don't recommend them though.

Have done both kinds.

MFM: Seemed gay at first but was really fun actually. No DP action but me and my wife's coworker took turns slamming the fuck out of her for a good 2 hours

FMF: it was really hot. Both girls need to be bi or else it won't be a fun time. At one point I had my wife riding my face while this girl from Tinder was riding my dick as they were making out with each other.

Basically, find a sexually promiscuous bi woman to be your wife. Need to be will to give to get.

Im having my first threesome next monday-wednesday. The wife and i found a pretty qt short girl who was bi and invited her out. We went on a few dates and now shes coming over to fuck.
>protip: gotta have the first girl very secure before you get the second.
>protip X2: its easier tk get a girl with another girl

Thats the big paradox about it, and want to get over it. Could'nt handle it if other guys fuck her, but the idea of her covered in cum, or get all of her holes filled and scream in extasy make's me diamonts.
Would present her like my little personal slut to a group of 9inch niggers, just to let them fuck all her holes until she pass out from her orgasms.
But in reality, could'nt even handle one stranger

Learn to take cocks in your ass and mouth at the same time.

I'm the same fucking way dude, I get off of the idea of huge cocks filling up my gf's holes and her covered in cum. Don't think i can do it though. Have no idea where this fetish comes from

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where do you find these girls? Like where'd you meet your gf?

Yes, and it make's no fucking sense

Yes faggot

My wife i met at anime expo in LA. The girl we met off of tinder in lrange county.

find a girl who drinks whiskey straight and is at least a 6.5/10.

have her pick up a drunk chick for the two of you to fuck. done.

This is accurate. You're wife/gf is your best wingman.

is everyone trying to fuck at those things?

True that m8. True that

There are girls who are and girls who arent. Then there are the uggos you dont want anyway. But there are alot of6/10s-9/10s who are looking to show off their bodies and who wanna have that "spontaneous" weekend romance. These are the ones you want. Have fun all weekend the just keep it rolling.

I came close in college. I was playing strip halo with my girlfriend at the time (now wife), her friend, and my roomate.

Roomate had a girlfriend that was at work and told me that he'd help get it started then bounce when things got interesting if I'd buy him alcohol later (he wasn't 21 yet).

Things start and are going good till fucking Chris from down the hall shows up with a fucking camera.

One picture and the other girl was like "oh shit, look at the time. I gotta study!" and bounced.

Asked my wife a couple years ago "Hey just curious... during that strip halo game, if my room mate would have left, would you have had a threesome with your friend and me?".

She said "shit yeah, I was kind of hoping it would happen till fucking chris showed up with a camera".


Fuck you chris. FUCK YOU!

still bought my room mate a bottle of Jack for attempting.

you should have just cum on Chris' face

Get naked with two other people. Have sexy times.

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good man

And then she left your ass for the other bitch

you get hammered and go for the big dick play

>New Ch@a@n open..

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>How do you get a threesome?
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make them drunk

and fuck them

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