Be me

>be me
>be sophomore in high school
>in English class that day
>have a anime tiddies loving black classmate in english class
>listening to music on headphone while studying for test
>"user, put your headphones away. we'll be starting the test shortly."
>putsheadphonesaway.gif
>tiddies kid gets picked on by jocks
>"tiddiez put your headphones away now."
>slamsfistondesk.gif
>"what's wrong tiddiez ?"
>"you'll see at the end of the year"-tiddiez
>ohshit
>everyone thought he was gonna beat up the jocks
>mfw I'm the only one scared he was gonna shoot up the school

>end of the school year
>tiddiez doesn't do shit

bump

>be me
> 17
>hears tard screaming the song of the tard people
>Dives under desk thinking shcoolshooting.jpeg
>tard guard just lost tard.

>tard guard
I think you mean tard wrangler

fuck off same thing user.

tards are wrangled not guarded

moreover, where's your wrangler?

whatever user.

>be me
>school does lockdown.gif
>turns out to be a drill
>mfw

unless it was a drill.

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>In art class
>there's this slightly autistic kid near the front
>gets bullied, but not too much
>someone on my table blindly throws an empty bottle behind his head
>watch in horror as it collides with aut's face
>try not to laugh, but he sees my smirk
>rage.jpg
>stands up, face more red than a dog's boner
paces round for about 5 seconds
>picks up his chair
>shitjustgotreal.gif
>flings his chair at me with the force of an olympic discus thrower
>chair breaks my fucking arm
>aut runs out of the class
>mfw

I was half way through my exams at the time, fucking autists

bump dont die in me!

miscarriage?

bump?

yeah user.

where's the carerer when ya need em ?

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buuuuuuuuuuuuuuump

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>be 14
>freshmen
>go to lunch on first day
>chill out alone.jpg
>lunch almost over
>tardscomeouttoeat.gif
>get up about to head back to class
>tard cleans up table
>confused.gif
>find out the school employs the janitors and tards to clean up after normies >mfw

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>be me
>14
>go to eat at outback with parents
>goodassribs.png
>parents smoke so there's always a little down time after dinner
>GameStop next to outback so I always go play the consoles they have set up while my parents smoke
>playin some vidya on the PS3 they have there
>fuckin little big planet or something idfk
>I see a girl come in out of the corner of my eye
>nothing seems off about her but then again I'm not paying attention at all
>she hops on the wii console they have set up and starts to play with it
>2 mins go by
>another girl walks in
>girl #2 says "Jenny, the table is ready"
>I guess there was a wait at outback so Jenny came to play wii
>Jenny responds with a fuckin loud tard noise
>catches me off guard
>Jenny has full fledged downs
>continues to make tard noises in response to girl #2
>when she leaves, I notice she wasn't even playing a game
>just shaking her controller at the screen
>mfw she was just playing the fucking wii menu for 10 minutes

there's nothing funny about mental illnesses user

This. Worst attempt at a tard story ever. Kys.

Lold

No u

kek

>full fledged downs
>tard noises
which one is it user?

Fuckin wat

tard or downy?

doesn't tard just mean generally mentally challenged? it applies to downs too

bump xp

now thats just rude

they are both fucking dumb in thier own special way. learn to tell them apart you bigot

ah so speaking in a general sense. got it

bump cucks moar! >greentext!

excuse my french then

Half of the people on here are tards so everyone shtfuck up.

>be me
>15
>sophomore
>sit in lunch with my friends
>lunch table is between red neck table, and goth table
>red neck table starts flinging food at each other
>red neck girl misses dude, and hits goth kid
>silentmoment.png
>goth kid starts calling out on red neck table
>red neck girl starts talking back at goth kid
>goth kid starts turning red
>got silent for 3 secs
>goth kid jump up on our table
>shitjustgotreal.png
>slips on food tray we had, and falls on one of my friends
>6 min pass by and ambulance came to pick up my friend and the goth kid
>mfw after the incident

>be me
>elementary school
>fml
>aut kid in my homeroom
>pale, thin, weird bumps on his wrist
>he's chillin for a bit
>wrangler come round
>"tj sweetie it's time to do some class work"
>rage.png
>aut freaks out
>schreech.gif
>kids are scared
>bad kids act out and start throwing shit
>I sit there watching the chaos unfold
>kid throws dry erase board me
>crying.jpg
>shit everywhere
>aut rages some more
>finally calms down
>kids calm down
>someone throws a marker at the aut
>the cycle begins again
>mfw

>elementry school
>homeroom
what fucking elementary school did you go to ?

>be me
>7 y/o
>there's this fat tard who used to go around humping people, smelled like cat piss
>go to the bathroom
>thesmell.png
>the fucking smell hits me like a train
>notice shit on the floor
>there's also a name on the mirror, written in shit
>it's the tard's name
>hear his voice from the cubicle
>"It wasn't me"
>run out, mentally scarred
>mfw

An American one.

Um I'm American to and that's fucking retarded.

did you not have homeroom??

bump faggots

bump

Nope.

bump

Wtf where did you go?

Until 7th grade we would have one class room we went to everyday

nevada you?

that's homeroom then tard

check em

bump dude

don't die pls

Lol'd

> be at work
> 6'? Something Arabic tard that looks like he's 26 gives me an odd look and turns his head
....
> tries to fucking kiss me while his gorilla hands grab me.
> freak the fuck out
> his short ass mom who also seems like a tard pulls him off me.

this story is of homosexual value

buuuuuuuump

Aye 420

One of the tards in the middle school I went to would always sit on the floor and stick his legs straight out and be able to lay his chest on his legs and then jerk off. At least once a week he would do that. Usually
It would be in the locker room.

Sorry..

blz it

christ dude

Buuuuuuump

At least he would keep his clothes on and just kinda stick his Allan's in his pants, but it was pretty obvious what he was doing. He would be like this but with his legs straight out in front of him.

bump xp

still dude wtf

*hand in his pants

Tards will be tards.

the only thing hitler got right

Part 2/2
>be me
>middle school now
>TJ somehow managed to get to middle school
>waiting in the hall to get to class
>talking with friend
>I say something about a bitch
>hawkears.png
>high pitched aut voice
>"I'm tewwing the tweachew" he blurts
>dontgiveashit.gif
>wrangler comes round
>"hey stop saying curse words"
>whatever lady
>talk about how tardish "TJ" is
>pissed off for rest of class
>mfw

Don't I know it

>be me
>senior year
>last class of day
>chillin after getting everything done for the day in first 10 min of class
>lock and hold starts
>oh shit fam.gif
>kids in class start asking each other what it might be
>consensus is another bomb threat
>lock N load ends
>mfw I found out another tard left a bomb threat in the bathroom again

tards can't do that they don't have the capacity

>Be me
>highschool, senior year in science like a nerd
>minding my own business and what not
>jammin to Candlebox during some down time after a quiz
>we had one of the cabbage patch kids in our class because they had this program where the "special kids" were included in classes they obviously couldn't understand
>ohwell.jpg
>apparently my jams were too loud, tater tot noticeably upset
>starts squirming and shit in his desk, starts tapping wrists together
>fuckingkay.jpg
>I guess he was telling me to turn it off, but I had my headphones in
>tard becomes enraged because he doesn't understand the concept of not being able to hear when you have head phones in
>tard becomes a baked potato with rage
>ignore him for another 5 minutes
>jingle fart stands up and does this flex looking motion, I see it and pause my shit
>This kid is giving me the 10,000 mile stare
>just screams out "NOOOO MORE" and kicks the shit out of his desk
>tater leaves room
>look around and shrug, keep listening to music
Good ol times

It had to be a tard, they used the same time as the idiot who did it the first time.

Kek'd

fuken wat

buuuuump

underage b&

Bomb at 2:00 both times fam

Got it dude

Kek