SHITTY MOVIE THREAD

ITT POST SHITTY MOVIES

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Gr8b8m8

Captain America civil quipoff

Boondock Saints

you start :)
dirty liberal

JAJA DC ES BUENO

men have such bad taste

Agreed. Pretentious capeshit is the worst kind of capeshit, because it lacks self awareness.

This is why Marvel movies are so successful, they got this right. They know capeshit is retarded by default and no one will ever take it seriously, which is why they treat it as it should be treated: a joke.

This. It is so fucking unrealistic with a wife killer doing all prison guards taxes and there only being one evil prisoner who beats him up and the that evil prisoner is sent away as the prison guards protect the then supposed wife killer as prison because a paradise and everyone is nice to each other.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Sup Forums told me this was the only good capeshit ever made so I watched it.
Sup Forums was horribly wrong.
it was shit.
and that Sup Forums hero that everyone on Sup Forums seems to identify with was a whiny little faggot.

>someone hasnt watched Raimi's Spiderman trilogy

>shitty

Wow my english fucking sucked there

A knights tale

I can never get through that piece of shit

I pray you live in Saudi Arabia

do you hate fun?

WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU
SING IT!

pretty much everything on here

Fuck this shit.

t r i g g e r e d

Are the Matrix Sequels excused?

idc i like the matrix

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i like most of those kinos

Extended cut

don't quote me on this but from what i understand and have seen they don't exist

lmao, I was in the analysis thread where that was first posted
good times

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0pP66O9VN0

>LotR is a shitty movie

9/10

i unironically like this movie

So do a lot of people

>i enjoy cynical dishonest cinema

Men in Black with chavs and no aliens. The movie.

>being proud of that

thats the reason marvel suck to me; the amount of self-deprecation comes across as extremely disrespectful to both filmmaking and the source material and its very dishonest.

How bout fuck you

Snyder is a fucking genius, you pleb. Shits like you can fuck off.

Jesus, Natural Born Killers has gotta be the edgiest film I've ever seen.

The Witch
Hardcore Henery (especially shit)
Age of Ultron
Man of Steel
Batman v Superman
Pretty much all capeshit post The Avengers
Natural Born Killers

it's funny, because it actually was bait. i sincerely think the watchmen is a shitty movie, but it was meant as bait.

this is why Sup Forums has gone to shit

I like watchmen but Snyder really isn't patrician

>patrician

are you using that word right?