Hellooooo~ Sup Forums!

Hellooooo~ Sup Forums!

Kermit dee Frog, here. And today, we're going to play a game! You guess what's in this box, and if yer right, then you'll have the honor being called the winner!

YaaAaaAaAayyy!

Is it a cookie?

dick?

No, Cookie Monster. It is not a cookie.

Cheese pizza?? Since its Sup Forums

chocolate milk?

Cookie Monster need a hint!

Is it a nigger?

First cluuuuuUuuuUuuUuuuuuee~

Is that it's red!

Is it a fag?

A head?

It's another kermit

Red rocket??

>Pic related

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an apple... a red one.

ayy lmao

is it the dick of a dog?
you know
fhose rocket-shaped dicks dogs have

cheese pizza

its an orange

Is it a rekt thread

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strawberry

Is it a dead nigger?

cherry

could it be a frog in a blender?

Holy fucking shit guys

Is it a frog in a blender?

Op we need another hint.

It's a goatse, isn't you? You little red fucker, you

is it spidey?

Next cluuuuuee...

Is that it floats!

is it the letter "F" as in "Faggot"?

a pack of beef ramen.

It's a dead carcass

Is it my mom? I haven't seen her in a week and I'm starting to get worried.

This count?

balloon??????????????????????????/:

A red masked terrorist flying to the twin towers

weed

a fishing bobber or one of those rescue rectangle red things life guards use to bring niggers to safety

A choking frog attached to a hot air balloon.

It's a dead fag?

weed

Is it a nigger's body, dumped in the ocean?

A balloon

is it a red boat?

The sun

fucking kek

red and floats? a native american indian or whatever surfing?

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Well, that means it can't be a nigger.

tea bag!

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Is it weed?

Hooray look what it is!

So it was tea?

Is it a red boat?

We don't appreciate sponser-fags around here.

whatever's left of Elmo?

good ol' red rocket.

Dead bodies float. Only good nigger is a dead nigger. Therefore a good nigger can float.

How'd I fucking know

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ddragon dild-IS IT WEED

Yeah, a red boat! Definitely!

YaaAaAaY YOU WIN

Now all of yall can fuck off

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thats why we love you and we hate you.

weed

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