What's next for Jonah?
What's next for Jonah?
Heart failure
Heart attack
Is he going to be alright?
>lunch
returning to his native Nal Hutta
Is this shooped?
the jews did this
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_no_
What the fuck happened to him? Jesus christ he got down to such a good weight now look at him.
Did the folks in the biz tell him to get fat again?
He was thin for a while what happened?
That's a big...
collapsing into a singularity
Jonah no.....
Post subway
FOR YOU LEL EX D
He's not fat it's just a thyroid problem
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>not big boned
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At least he's eating healthy...
original is just as bad desu senpai
A stroke
D R O P P E D
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Can you imagine how disgusting his skin looks now with all this gaining and losing mass amounts of weight.
Probably has more stretch marks than a pregnant woman with twins.
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
He has 3 years to get in shape otherwise he will surely die, as no obese comedic actor in hollywood has lived past 35.
Screencap this
Jonah you don't have to go to such lengths...
these thread are so fucking stupid. JONAH HILL is a PROFESSIONAL actor. He does this for roles. He could lose his little bit of fat ANY time he wants
>the wagon is full of napkins
Whoever shopped this has never eaten subway
What the fuck.
It has to be surgery right? How does someone lose upwards of over a hundred pounds so casually and quickly?
he doesn't do this for the roles...he IS the roles.
kek
Could he really resist the allure?
His own gravitational field
>Dine
NO JONAH DON'T!
what movie was this from ?
tfw this is you
Heart surgery.
>He does this for roles
>rolls
ROLLS
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>fuck off hes not 32
>check wiki
>he was around the same age i am now when he was in superbad
this is fucked i remember being surprised at how old he was when that came out.
you are right though he needs to shed the weight and keep it off. rubberbanding your weight constantly isn't healthy either.
H-Humpty?
The Hill that crawls
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Post Jonahs.
It's easy to lose weight when your daily kcals go from 10k to 2k. That's like 2.5 pounds per day
>PROFESSIONAL actor.
I know professional actors. They're people. Usually fucked up people. They don't lose that weight on their own.
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Not even Tom can escape the weight
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mmm, yes, hello, i will have 3 meatball subs and a large diet coke please, thank you
Keep the photo shops coming I'm fucking dying here
>Mfw I literally eat that everyday
But I don't gain weight because I exercise.
kek
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>posting the shopped version
Jonah, you want to go Subway?
Jonah "Nine Grain Pain Train" Hill
Jonah "Honey Oat Love Boat" Hill
Jonah "All Quiet on the Black Forest Front" Hill
Jonah "No Subs for the Uncircumcised Ones" Hill
Jonah "Sub Toy Em for the skinny Goyim" Hill
Jonah "Double Foot-Long Strong" Hill
Jonah "Herbs and Cheese Please" Hill
Jonah "Meat and Bread til I'm Dead" Hill
Jonah "Chill, I got this Subway bill" Hill
Am I supposed to be seeing something?
He's fucking chunky m8
Is this shopped?
The kikes have been piushing him hard for the last 6 years in loads of big projects alongside attractive white men (wolf of wallstreet, moneyball, 21 jump street_
Would you tap Jonahs mom?
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Yes, his coat is actually grey and not dark blue.
literally bitchtits
gets me every time
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She had him at 15?
that's right after botox and a lifting not really fat
I'm convinced jonah made a deal with the devil, he got fame and fortune but was cursed by not being able to turn down subway
heh... maybe you could turn the AC in here? haha, my gosh! It's real hot here!
i'd like a taste of his sister instead
Cu-Caine.
I never said fat, I said chunky. Tom, you need to lay off the Subway. Now get back to working on Jack Reacher.
>Open a All You Can Eat Buffet Restaurant
>Jonah Hill, Marlon Brando, Rebel Wilson and John Goodman show up
What do?
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you said weight you faggot, his face is swollen like right after a surgery
>Why do i keep gaining weight? All i eat is subway. One footlong for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and fourth meal!
See you American capitalist peeg.
>n =/= m
that pic is years old, keep trying fag
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PLOT TWIST
Jonah wasn't eaten by the whale, he WAS the whale who eats
looks like he's got the shoulders of chloe moretz in this pic
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>That sub in Jonah's hand
Kek
Next up will probably be 500 lbs and then dead in the next 10-20 years.
>10-20
That's generous of you
It's scary how he's starting to look like Seth Rogen.
LMAO
Is this shopped?
Well... at least he's skinny now
He was typecasted as "fat guy punching bag", when he lost weight no one gave a fuck about him.
Is this real?
shut up tom, stop eating so much before you end up like Jonah.