Alright I'm back. Let's do this.
ITT: if you roll dubs send this to a female relative or last girl you messaged with the text "someone stole my toilet seat" or something else subtle. ROLL FAGS
Alright I'm back. Let's do this
BAMPING!!
Isn't this already a meme though? Someone showed me this a week ago.
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Even if it was, it's HIGHLY unpopular.
roll, bitch
SHIT
what is this supposed to be
If this happens I'm looking at a SHARP case.
Rallin
Rollin
Lmao Ima do it anyway
If someone rolls dubs I'll send to my mom
Fuck.
I was legitimately worried.
I thought this was mine for second.
Nice consecutive matching numbers. Delivarrrr pl0x
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rolling!!
DOOOO EEEET
BE THE user THAY SAVES THIS THREAD
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making papa durst proud...
dubs get
I'll do it anyway.
Dubs or not.
Look out mom, things about to get weird.
Yer stronger than I
I was waitin on dubs for my post
Give me some time tho.
I gotta get this shit on my phone.
And anyone got anything better than op for text
Oh shit I gotta do it I guess
Hold on
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I'll update as she texts back, but she's prolly asleep.
Or she wont text at all. Idk how she'll react
Welp
That got weird
Well now you know you dad has a larger dick.
Or he really likes sending dick pics
fucking kek
DO IT
What next
Das not yer mom
>because it is ;^)
How the fuck would you know.
It's definitely her.
No, it's your mom.
Lets do this
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Say because it is. Impressed?
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good fake, made me laf
dont text yourself
I wonder if I just ruined my relationship with my mom.
Now the vibrator I got her for christmas might imply something else
I don't know what else to say cause I need to keep some semblance of a relationship, and implying incest would be bad, cause there was an issue when I was a teen.
details?
double down on the missing toilet seat, and ask her if she knows if you have to get a certain kind to match it.
Ok, so when I was like 13-14(can't remember) I was fapping in this room between the kitchen and the garage, where the pc was.
Found some of my mom nudes, she walked in on me and saw everything.
Also, like a year before, my mom found a picture of my dick I had scanned using the fancy new printer/scanner/faxer we just got.
But that's a whole nother story.
But we've gotten over seeing each other naked, she walks in on me fapping alot. But being since its nothing she aint seen, she doesn't care. Dick in hand and all.
But if I were to imply sexual intentions toward her it would get really weird.
Honestly, we walk a really fine line between casual nudity and incestuous thoughts. And texting is on of those areas where what you wrote my not be what they read.
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Fuck it I've never gotten dubs anyway
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If this is true, and it isn't, you should bang your mom.
That's like everyone's fantasy right?
man up
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It is true, but you think what want, I can't stop you.
And I've thought about it on occasion, but it's not in the cards, especially at the moment.
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Rool!
Nah it's very popular
You are all fags as if anons mother woudn't know how his toilet looks like
Fuck it
Alright whatever
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