I'm a Jew. AMA

I'm a Jew. AMA

Im a jew too. Sup Forums h8s us m8

Why did you do 9/11?

How to bagel?

Why are you an atheist?

congratulations and salutations

jew checking in

I'd like to throw you down the well.

Gas chamber or firing squad?

Bitch gun suk ur dik?
She b feelin sum typoway?

when did you decided to view your self as a jew instead of as a person when did you decided to make that the core of who you are

I've never understood the exact dates Hanukah goes on, is it consistently the same days every year or does it shift and change each year?

tits or GTFO

my condolences

Are you Jewish?

It shifts, but its always at least partially in december

How did you survive the holocaust?

We were getting a lot of backlash in the media for attacking Palestine.

Good for you. Love the symbol, great source for esotericism and wisdom. Very balanced, much like the Tao.

and here comes hitler.

I'm male.

It is my religion as well as my ethnic origin. I cannot help it if you are not the chosen ones.

How you build pyramid and how you slaves to black people?

My great grandmother sucked Schindler's dick.

I am NOT Jewish.

You can't convert your ethnicity to being Hebrew. You are AshkeNAZI, descended from Eastern European whites who converted to """Judaism""". You are NOT the chosen people.

Jew here as well.
What's going on in this thread, are we doing the ironic confirming-conspiracy-theories thing?

See:
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Do you practice or are you a Jewish in name only? Also do you know Hebrew?

As always. Drives them crazy.

I practice, and I know Hebrew.

>implying anyone ITT claimed to be racially Hebrew

>implying European converts didn't interbreed with genetically semitic Jews

>implying ethnic groups are composed of genetic groups in the first place

>implying European converts didn't interbreed with genetically semitic Jews
>implying they did.
They didn't that's why Ashkenazis' genetic composition is so separate from both Anglos/Nordics/Southern Europeans.

What you Ashenazis are doing is being imposters, trying to claim the promises in the bible will come true only for the real Hebrews. You are just doing prophecy by fooling the world about who and what you are. You are the synagogue of Satan. You are no Hebrew/Canaanite.

Greentext some juicy stories of your great grandmother in the concentration camp.

That's anti-semitic.

Shalom

You are anti-Semitic. You're not a Semite and claiming you're a Semite. There's no worse anti-Semitism than that.

So your country can be free?

how does zyklon b taste?

do you wear a yamaka?

how do you feel about those assholes claiming israel is a legitimate state?

You must grab him by the horns

oh shit, busted.

it's spelled yarmulke don't be an anti semite

you don't know the definition of semitic, and grossly overestimate the importance of being brown

this or you are a fake

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We started the war with Syria. We bribed Merkel to flood Europe with immigrants. Our objective is to start a conflict between the Christian and Muslim nations. Once you have destroyed each other Israel will become a superpower.

This is known to all Jews, although we do not speak openly of it.

Killing Semites is a lot more anti-Semitic, in my opinion.

Typing it up now.

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